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"TELL GOATBOY NO MORE JOKES"

OIH YOU goaty NO.
no more jokes .
please someone tell him no more jokes

I said no jokessssssssssssssss

Bloke gets in from work, sits on the sofa and says to the wife "Hey, the wife, bring me a beer, before it starts!"

So the wife brings him in a beer.

15 minutes later the bloke shouts "Hey, the wife, bring me a beer, before it starts!!"

So the wife brings him a beer.

20 minutes later the bloke shouts "Hey, the wife, bring me a beer, before it starts!!!"

So the wife comes in, slams a beer down on the table "THERE YOU GO! SO YOU'RE GOING TO SIT THERE IN FRONT OF THE TV AGAIN ALL EVENING THEN! YOU'RE A LAZY, DRUNKED SLOB! WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU DID ANYTHING NICE FOR ME?"

And the bloke says "It's started."

What about observational humour then?
Or shall I stick to dry and informative topics?

Everyone else posts stuff, I too put serious comment down when I feel like it.
Other than that, I exist only to amuse and highlight the ironies of life.

We all need a jester, consider me the Puck of FOG.
Harmless, an antidote to the depressing grind of reality.
Just imagine if all posts were serious and "I like Dreamcast / MGS2 will rock" things.

I never cause offence, never flame anyone, and although my posts are mostly non-serious, they are always in the vein of whatever thread is running.

Besides, with a handle like Goatboy, who'd take me seriously?

"My wife wanted to go somewhere she's never been before. I showed her the kitchen"

OIH YOU goaty NO.
no more jokes .
please someone tell him no more jokes