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Here is some to start the ball rolling:
Anne Robinson: What part of the human body is closest to the floor when we are walking?
Contestant: The Head.
Anne Robinson: What Tory MP twice stoop unsuccessfully for the leadership of the Conserative Party, against William Hague and Iain Duncan Smith?
Contestant: (after much thought) Ken Livingstone
24-Hour Challenge, BBC Radio
Jonathon Cowap: If someone is described as hirsute, what are they?
Contestant: Erm.
Jonathon Cowap: Here's a clue. Most men are, and most women would like us to think that they are not.
Contestant: (after a long pause) Is it gay, Jonathon?
Some More
"Is Alan Titchmarsh the new David Attenborough?"
"Slobbishness is the new intimacy"
"It's Thursday morning, which we all know is the new Friday"
"40 is the new 21"
And from that idiot of US president IF HE CAN BE CALLED THAT
"For every fatal shooting, there were roughly three non-fatal shootings. And, folks, this is unacceptable in America. It's just unacceptable. And we're going to do something about it."
"I have said that the sanction regime is like Swiss cheese - that meant that they weren't very effective."
"There's no such thing as legacies. At least, there is a legacy, but I'll never see it."
"I want it to be said that the Bush administration was a results-oriented administration, because I believe the results of focusing our attention and energy on teaching children to read and having an education system that's responsive to the child and to the parents, as opposed to mired in a system that refuses to change, will make America what we want it to be - a more literate country and a hopefuller country."
*our enemies never stop of thinking up ways to harm our country, and neither do we*
> The Confederate wrote:
> but I thought I would that I would start a post about Dumb
> Britains or Dumb people round the world....
>
>
> there's my contribution :-D
Bit late though.
Look at gaybys's post.
> but I thought I would that I would start a post about Dumb Britains or Dumb people round the world....
there's my contribution :-D
Anne Robinson: What Tory MP twice stoop unsuccessfully for the leadership of the Conserative Party, against William Hague and Iain Duncan Smith?
Contestant: (after much thought) Ken Livingstone
That means absolutely nothing to me, I would consider that a good guess as I know nothing about politics.
"Slobbishness is the new intimacy" I think thats a perfectly acceptable comment.
Bush, however is renowned for making dumb comments like saying the US is a part of europe, and I wont make excuses for him.
> This is a forum about Intelligent Discussion, but I thought I would
> that I would start a post about Dumb Britains or Dumb people round
> the world....
Dumb Britons, perhaps?
Here is some to start the ball rolling:
Anne Robinson: What part of the human body is closest to the floor when we are walking?
Contestant: The Head.
Anne Robinson: What Tory MP twice stoop unsuccessfully for the leadership of the Conserative Party, against William Hague and Iain Duncan Smith?
Contestant: (after much thought) Ken Livingstone
24-Hour Challenge, BBC Radio
Jonathon Cowap: If someone is described as hirsute, what are they?
Contestant: Erm.
Jonathon Cowap: Here's a clue. Most men are, and most women would like us to think that they are not.
Contestant: (after a long pause) Is it gay, Jonathon?
Some More
"Is Alan Titchmarsh the new David Attenborough?"
"Slobbishness is the new intimacy"
"It's Thursday morning, which we all know is the new Friday"
"40 is the new 21"
And from that idiot of US president IF HE CAN BE CALLED THAT
"For every fatal shooting, there were roughly three non-fatal shootings. And, folks, this is unacceptable in America. It's just unacceptable. And we're going to do something about it."
"I have said that the sanction regime is like Swiss cheese - that meant that they weren't very effective."
"There's no such thing as legacies. At least, there is a legacy, but I'll never see it."
"I want it to be said that the Bush administration was a results-oriented administration, because I believe the results of focusing our attention and energy on teaching children to read and having an education system that's responsive to the child and to the parents, as opposed to mired in a system that refuses to change, will make America what we want it to be - a more literate country and a hopefuller country."