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"An old Maddox topic, but it's now my favourite!"

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I've just been in stitches, laughing out loud, while my boss is in the next room having an important meeting :S

Oh man, this just gets better -

'Christopher Reeve was an a*shole*

*Note - "Christopher Reeve passed away October 10, 2004 due to heart failure. The title to this article was inappropriate given this tragic event, so I changed it"

Can't link as it's got a swear word in the URL - 'Five Sh**y movies'

'Only is you crash and burn...into MY ASS!'

"Alright, can we all just agree that people can't cast spells and astrology is bull*hit? While we're at it, let's stop using the phrase "I'm not religious, I'm spiritual." Every time I hear anyone call themselves "spiritual," it's just after they mention astrology and just before I land a flying elbow to their ovaries (as anyone who believes in astrology is undoubtedly a woman who needs to be punched in the crotch). Most people who read horoscopes also buy into other new age crap like tarot cards and self-healing.

Self healing? Self healing was perfected by Rambo in Rambo: First Blood when he stitched his arm shut after he cracked a kid's back while jumping off a cliff (and the only reason his arm split open was because he's so tough he wanted to make the bad guys think they had a chance, but yeah right.. it was like Rambo sent them all Christmas cards, but instead of cards it was murder)."

Indeed he is. I can't believe I didn't read some of this older stuff before. God knows how I missed them!

Maddox is the man. It's like he sees what is in my head and puts it on a screen in perfect words.

Hahaha. Very good.

*wiping laughter tear from eyes*

I'm actually laughing quite a lot.

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I've just been in stitches, laughing out loud, while my boss is in the next room having an important meeting :S