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Ding Dong Dell
Pussys in the well
How can you tell?
By the bleeding awful smell
Who pulled him out?
Little Tommy Trout
But he had a sniff and then
threw him back again
Down went the rope
Down went the bucket
Down went the cat
And it shouted **** it!!!
Sing A Song A Sixpence
A pocket full of Rye
Four and Twenty Black Birds
Baked in a pie
When the pie was opened
The shrivelled Black Birds sat
One said "Alright lad's a jokes a joke, what rotten sod did that?"
Old Mother Hubbard
she went to the cupboard
to get the poor doggy a bone,
But when she bent over
up popped Rover
and gave her a bone of his own!!
Credit to Richard Digance
Pussys in the well
How can you tell?
By the bleeding awful smell
Who pulled him out?
Little Tommy Trout
But he had a sniff and then
threw him back again
Down went the rope
Down went the bucket
Down went the cat
And it shouted **** it!!!
Sing A Song A Sixpence
A pocket full of Rye
Four and Twenty Black Birds
Baked in a pie
When the pie was opened
The shrivelled Black Birds sat
One said "Alright lad's a jokes a joke, what rotten sod did that?"
Old Mother Hubbard
she went to the cupboard
to get the poor doggy a bone,
But when she bent over
up popped Rover
and gave her a bone of his own!!
Credit to Richard Digance
Ding Dong Dell
Pussys in the well
How can you tell?
By the bleeding awful smell
Who pulled him out?
Little Tommy Trout
But he had a sniff and then
threw him back again
Down went the rope
Down went the bucket
Down went the cat
And it shouted **** it!!!
Sing A Song A Sixpence
A pocket full of Rye
Four and Twenty Black Birds
Baked in a pie
When the pie was opened
The shrivelled Black Birds sat
One said "Alright lad's a jokes a joke, what rotten sod did that?"
Old Mother Hubbard
she went to the cupboard
to get the poor doggy a bone,
But when she bent over
up popped Rover
and gave her a bone of his own!!
Credit to Richard Digance
Pussys in the well
How can you tell?
By the bleeding awful smell
Who pulled him out?
Little Tommy Trout
But he had a sniff and then
threw him back again
Down went the rope
Down went the bucket
Down went the cat
And it shouted **** it!!!
Sing A Song A Sixpence
A pocket full of Rye
Four and Twenty Black Birds
Baked in a pie
When the pie was opened
The shrivelled Black Birds sat
One said "Alright lad's a jokes a joke, what rotten sod did that?"
Old Mother Hubbard
she went to the cupboard
to get the poor doggy a bone,
But when she bent over
up popped Rover
and gave her a bone of his own!!
Credit to Richard Digance
once there were 3 little pigs
they thought they were so good
each built himself a little house
1 brick 1 straw 1 wood
a wolf he came by one day
up to the house of straw
and he took in one mighty breath
and blew away the door
so that's the 1st pig gone
he was wolfys lunch
and off the big beast went
looking for the 2nd of the bunch
he had built his house of wood
it didn't do him any good
fgor that too was blown away
the 2nd wolf had had his day
the 3rd pig built his house of brick
it's walls were strong and very thick
the wolf outside he blew a storm
the pig sat inside snug and warm
the pig looked outside and danxced with glee
said to the wolf you can't get me
the wolf he tryed
the wolf he died
he should have been respected
for a pig is just a side of ham
a wolf though is protected
written by me
in school
bloody years ago
they thought they were so good
each built himself a little house
1 brick 1 straw 1 wood
a wolf he came by one day
up to the house of straw
and he took in one mighty breath
and blew away the door
so that's the 1st pig gone
he was wolfys lunch
and off the big beast went
looking for the 2nd of the bunch
he had built his house of wood
it didn't do him any good
fgor that too was blown away
the 2nd wolf had had his day
the 3rd pig built his house of brick
it's walls were strong and very thick
the wolf outside he blew a storm
the pig sat inside snug and warm
the pig looked outside and danxced with glee
said to the wolf you can't get me
the wolf he tryed
the wolf he died
he should have been respected
for a pig is just a side of ham
a wolf though is protected
written by me
in school
bloody years ago