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I drove about 150miles in my shift going from job to job.
Anyway, the first time I had to “get it out”, was at a pub fight. A colleague called for emergency assistance after a fight kicked off. Loads of people made their way. I made mine from a fair way away and, “drove at the speed limit”, all the way there.
When I turned up there were 10ish officers there. When I left there were around 30. I didn’t stir it up. I swear.
The second time was not to protect myself, but another being.
There was a rabbit stood still in the middle of a 60mph road, so I stopped, put my blue lights on and prodded it with my baton until it was off the road.
I’m a hero. And I’m tired.
> Oh, I also got my ass slapped last night. It was by an attractive
> young lady too. I miss being a city officer.
You could have bopped her on the head with your enforcement tool.
> Oh, I also got my ass slapped last night. It was by an attractive
> young lady too. I miss being a city officer.
If you got your ass slapped by a guy, would you arrest him/ give him an on the spot fine for disorderly behaviour?
> Oh, I also got my ass slapped last night. It was by an attractive
> young lady too. I miss being a city officer.
Ask them if you can patrol outside the night clubs.
Mmmmmmm....
> baa
You've been spending too much time with those sheep again, Welshy.
> You should have bopped it on the head, taken it home and told your
> mum you'd supplied tonights tea.
I like it how you thought the word "bopped" would have made your murder sound less brutal.