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"Tanoy."

Tell me which Uni you go to so I can apply for it and come bum you.

Timmay should go post-modern and stick some 32" rims on his wheels. I think chrome spinners would look very bling-bling but retain a touch of class.

Tanoy wrote:
> Timmargh wrote:
> I'll bring the camera and Pringles.
>
> Bring some wheels so that we can all go out and paint the town a
> relaxing shade of magnolia.

Use yellow paint and Tim can redo the road markings as he trundles along...

teamwork makes the dream work.
plus it's got to be better than listening to you ass-clowns

Tanoy wrote:
> Birmingham.
>
>
> Or, in our case, Bumingham.

That was so bad my hair almost fell out.

I can't think of any jokes about lube.

Wow, you've chosen some pretty ****ty places. Ulster?

cookie monster wrote:
> What other choices have you got written down?

Queen's Belfast (my first choice), University of Ulster, Edinburgh.

Well, Cookie, University is just like school, the big difference is pulling.


It's not that it's easier to pull, it's just that there are more girls willing to be pulled. Because to girls, in school, a boyfriend is a social statement to every single other person in the rest of the school. In uni, everyone is just so much more unrestrained.


But keep away from kinky types. Yesterday I nearly had an accident with a spiked dog collar and some vaseline. I'm still a bit sore.

What other choices have you got written down?

Congratulations, Birmingham is now on my list.
Not that I'm going there, though. Just filling up space.

Their loss.

I take my wheels everywhere with me.

Except to bed.

Unless they ask.

Which they usually don't.