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the 1st time i've ever been in and boy was i unprepared
it all started well with me choosing a sweet onion and chicken tariaki from the menu board as i was in the cue and so thinking myself prepared i confidently strode forward to give my order
what type of bread ?
well i was stunned
normaly it's just white ot brown ? but the selection before me seemed to streach on forever
in a blind panic i pointed at the most inoffensive looking offering
6 or 12 inch she asked with a slight smirk
er 6 inch please was my reply and i must confess to wincing slightly as she chopped the bap in half
do you want cheese?
now i was on more farmiliar ground
yes please i replyed
just one side or both sides
well that one blind sided me er both please i answered wondering when the hell i could devour my sandwich
lettice tomatos cucumber onions
yes please i said my confidance growing once more
pickles chillies peppers ?
er no thanks
sauce
i looked upon the vast array of sauce bottles and decided mot to ask her to recite the list and opted for the no sauce option
sweet onion sauce ?
this struck me dumb with it's blatant stupidity
had i not just ordered a sweet onion and chicken tariaki sandwich ?
surely it was pretty easy to assume that i wanted the sweet onion part of it but i kept my composure and replyed that i did indeed wish to partake of there sweet onion sauce
drink
by now i just wanted to get out of there so i murmered that i was fine and pausing only to point at a sugared doughnut i paid for my sandwich and fled sweat dreanched and shaking from the shop
the buttie it's self was a most delightfull snack though and i shall be trying the foot long next time
> Tanoy wrote:
> That post made my eyeballs bleed, but I don't announce it to the
> world
> now, do I?
>
> Erm, it would appear so, actually.
IRONY. IT WAS IRONY. I.R.O.N.Y.
YOU STUPID FCUK. IRONY.
I-RON-EE. AYE-RON-EE.
DO YOU SEE?
> That post made my eyeballs bleed, but I don't announce it to the world
> now, do I?
Erm, it would appear so, actually.
> SHEEPY wrote:
> talking
> about sex after birth.
>
> I waited a whole 15 years.
You lawbreaker.
talking
> about sex after birth.
I waited a whole 15 years.
>
> You should have just stood in the middle of the place and shouted
> "Im a n00b! Pity me!"
I could just see all the customers and staff looking at me like some sort of scum.
Just because my daddy didn't buy me a house in the West End you willies.
I had the luck to sit next to a group of four new mothers... talking about breast feeding and sex after birth. They were pretty hot.