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I come back from Uni for 2(ish) days so my daddy decides to take me to the pub.
3 beers later and i'm watching some man trying to be Elvis and his 2 sons trying to be the beatles, his sons were better especially since Elvis done some dance that could only remind me of Chandler Bing.
Then some bloke tried dancing with me, i sought rescue from my dad who knew the bloke and was only too happy to watch me dance with him.
Then when he was taking to me and my dad decided to give me some advice which was...'when at uni, shag who you want, smoke what you want and drink what you want'..i think up until that moment my dad thought Uni was all innocent.
Then i come on msn and a certain member of this forum decided to get naked for me on web cam!
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3 beers later and i'm watching some man trying to be Elvis and his 2 sons trying to be the beatles, his sons were better especially since Elvis done some dance that could only remind me of Chandler Bing.
Then some bloke tried dancing with me, i sought rescue from my dad who knew the bloke and was only too happy to watch me dance with him.
Then when he was taking to me and my dad decided to give me some advice which was...'when at uni, shag who you want, smoke what you want and drink what you want'..i think up until that moment my dad thought Uni was all innocent.
Then i come on msn and a certain member of this forum decided to get naked for me on web cam!
[URL]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v179/Lori_Lori/untitled.bmp[/URL]
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Remember to trade your future financial security for some pogs.
Freshers week has only started for you? Lazy bums.
You'll be wrecked after three pints?
SHEEPY wrote:
> I drank for 14 nights straight in June and have pretty much been of it
> since.
I stopped for the summer after a 12 out of 14 nights going out type fortnight thingy.
Last 2 weeks of term, out every night!
Next week is freshers week, even better!
No drink over the summer can only mean one thing...
> I drank for 14 nights straight in June and have pretty much been of it
> since.
I stopped for the summer after a 12 out of 14 nights going out type fortnight thingy.
Last 2 weeks of term, out every night!
Next week is freshers week, even better!
No drink over the summer can only mean one thing...
Lawrence wrote:
> Oh and I told my dad I had no money to get drunk in freshers week
> starting monday so he gave me £20..bless him!
He didn't know it was to get drunk with?
> Oh and I told my dad I had no money to get drunk in freshers week
> starting monday so he gave me £20..bless him!
He didn't know it was to get drunk with?
monkey_man wrote:
> Are you boy or girl, I forget? I wish I had the money to get drunk.
> I'd use it to get somewhere to get drunk first.
I'm a girl, my daddy doesn't know it's to get drunk!!
> Are you boy or girl, I forget? I wish I had the money to get drunk.
> I'd use it to get somewhere to get drunk first.
I'm a girl, my daddy doesn't know it's to get drunk!!
Lawrence wrote:
> I come back from Uni
> Elvis done some dance
Ugh, the standard of today's University education...
> I come back from Uni
> Elvis done some dance
Ugh, the standard of today's University education...
A few months back I was going into Glasgow and a drunkard was stagering on the platform.
As the train was appraoching the man kept slowly staggering abck the way to the platform edge. It all happened really slow and I was going to go save him but he stopped for a few seconds right at the edge, then leaned against the train.
As the train was appraoching the man kept slowly staggering abck the way to the platform edge. It all happened really slow and I was going to go save him but he stopped for a few seconds right at the edge, then leaned against the train.
SHEEPY wrote:
> I drank for 14 nights straight in June and have pretty much been of it
> since.
>
> Mainly because I've got no friends these days
Why don't you get some special brew and stagger round your nearest train station, giving people "helpful" advice and trying to get 20p for a cup of tea?
> I drank for 14 nights straight in June and have pretty much been of it
> since.
>
> Mainly because I've got no friends these days
Why don't you get some special brew and stagger round your nearest train station, giving people "helpful" advice and trying to get 20p for a cup of tea?
Your mother
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