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"I saw a real live Gimp today. Wait, he wasn't real, but still."

There was this film quiz at our med school introduction, and the loser got zero points. The guy who was hosting it said 'in the words of quentin tarantino, Bring Out The Gimp". This topless fat man, wearing leather trousers and lots of belts and straps and a black mask came out, grabed the loser on his shoulders and took him off. 5 minutes later they returned, except this time the loser kid (who was a boy) came back wearing only his boxers.


The point is, I'm glad it wasn't me - I haven't changed my undies since I got here, so they're soiled with semen and urine and poo stains.

I think that was a Bell-end joke, but the execution was beyond poor. Still, marks for effort, wordplay and grammar. I'd say it warrants a 4.

Grix Thraves wrote:
> Hedfix wrote:
> "Are you Bell under another account again?"
>
> Nah, Bell would have cracked by now.
>
So it would have been the end for Bell?

I'm not Ibby or Belly, I'm Tanoy: The Hermaphrodite With Bite!

Hedfix wrote:
"Are you Bell under another account again?"

Nah, Bell would have cracked by now.

IB i s guilty

Afternoon wrote:

> Glue him to the floor then

Using your pants, sounds like adhesive enough stuff there.

Hedfix wrote:
> Crying "respect my authoritah"?

Yeah. I would have contacted 'The Hermaphrodite And Transgender Society Against Abuse' - their abbrieviated name is 'T.H.A.T.S. Abuse'.

lol

Tanoy wrote:
> Whitestripes DX wrote:
> I would have kicked him in the balls and run off.
>
> Oh but, you see, this gimp was wearing Nike Shox, so he probably
> would have caught up.
Glue him to the floor then

and running would probably make your breasts hurt.

or do you not have them? I haven't been paying attention. Are you Bell under another account again?

Whitestripes DX wrote:
> I would have kicked him in the balls and run off.


Oh but, you see, this gimp was wearing Nike Shox, so he probably would have caught up.

Crying "respect my authoritah"?