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I'm dissapointed.
> You haven't seen it?
> Allow me to sell "Sexy Beast" to you.
>
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You forgot to add
"And it's only £5.99"
[URL]http://play.com/play247.asp?page=title&r=R2&title=93331[/URL]
Damn, now I want to see it.
Allow me to sell "Sexy Beast" to you.
Ray Winston in bright yellow pants almost being brained by a boulder. In the opening credits.
Ben Kingsley being frighteningly psycho.
A 6ft rabbit with an Uzi.
Lovejoy swearing and shooting and thieving and sexing.
Ben Kingsley saying "During it, she tried to stick her finger up my bum. Dirty cow".
Underwater Heist.
"Shut up an' eat your sausage"
Ray Winston being believably menaced by Ben Kingsley.
"And 'e touched my...front bottom"
"What's that Sancho? Yeah I'll put it out if I can cut your 'ands off & use 'em for an ashtray, whaddya say?"
It also has him being buggered by Edward Fox in a shower, and enjoying it.
And threatening Ray Winston.
And shooting somebody in the head.
And swearing.