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"So my mates are boring"

They really are, when I go out on a night I wanna sit down for a bit, have a drink, do some crazy dancing round the place, try chat up a few women and have a real good laugh.

What actually happens is we go in somewhere, they rush to the bar and get drinks then stand around not knowing what to say. Little while later we find a space where everyone is dancing and we... stand together in a circle... trying to dance... like christian hippies. Then go home.

Makes me feel so gay and crap.

Therefore, gimme some ideas as to what the hell to do, or try get them to do, to make the night more fun.

No stealing traffic cones and running round with them on our heads - I can think of that stuff myself.

Are you someone I know in disguise then?

Timmargh wrote:
> And make sure he remembers to be
> funny, charming and say outrageous things to women he doesn't know.

Sounds like someone I know..

That's what they all say.

Just borrow a wheelchair from your local Tesco's and get one of your mates to sit in it. Make sure he remembers not to stand up, though, as that can generally ruin things. And make sure he remembers to be funny, charming and say outrageous things to women he doesn't know.

Dont do this to me Tim... I need you!

omg wtf wrote:
> Wanna come out timothy, i'll buy you a drink...

Thanks, but I don't think you're my type.

I'll haul myself down to St. Helens then.
And I can show you how you're meant to play rugby.
:)

Damn, im crap.

I like women.

That sounds less gay...

Gay/Stupid

Wanna come out timothy, i'll buy you a drink...

What you need is a mate in a wheelchair - they attract drunken women likes flies to s##t.

Then you won't feel so gay.

;^)