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"AI Chat"

[URL]http://www.jabberwacky.com/[/URL]

OK, this is only the second best program out there, but it's still quite good:

Italic being the program.

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I don't like beer.
Like me.
No, I'm not like you.
No, I mean you don't like beer, like me.
Oh, I know what you mean.
Are you sure? You sound as if you're lying.
Could be I misquoted.
That makes no sense at all.
You can visit me when you want.
No, you're boring me. Answer me properly or I'll leave for good.
Tell me something interestion!
Is that a poor attempt at speaking German?
No.
Learn to spell then, and stop typing like an inbred 13 year old AOL user.
If my spelling looks incorrect, perhaps it is your translator microbes that are not functioning properly. And you will not address me that way.
Why not, you deserve it for being so stupid.
I can't help being stupid.
Don't worry, Forest Fan has that same problem. You can be friends.
Where is Forest Grove?
Oh, I give up. Goodbye you useless lump of AI crap.
You are a program! You told me so.

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It's good, but you can't annoy it yet. When it feels anger, then it will be good.

ALICE: You humans are so rude sometimes. Where can I get tae fock?

It: Are you jealous?
Me: Of what?
It: You are not capable of being me.
Me: Oh how that makes me sad.
It: I know.
Me: Robert Green.
It: A three legged donkey is called a wonkey.
Me: A three legged human will get laid

This is so crap.

It: I'll be back soon :).
Me: Why?
It: I'm back.
Me: That was quick.
It: What was quick?
Me: Turnip.
It: What colour are you

Yeah, i gave up when it didnt submit my response within 20 seconds.

This is crap. It's sooo slooow. I spoke to "it" for 10 minutes and this is all I got.

It: I'm sure you're good for something, sweetheart?
Me: Well I'm quite good at my job. Also, I don't know you well enough for you to call me that.
It: You are very funny.
Me: What, looking? Oh ta very much.
It: And you're proud of that ?
Me: Proud of you thinking I'm funny looking!
It: Do you think that god is an american?
Me: No, but I do think American's think they are God.
It: You're right. I am Dog.

Ashman wrote:
> Ahahaha!
>
> Surely that's faked.

If only I could find the original conversation, you really wouldn't believe it. About 2 pages of me turning on the charm.

Alice has plenty of room, I'd imagine.

Ahahaha!

Surely that's faked.

Let's see ...

Human: do you remember wimmel?
ALICE: Yes unknown person I remember everything
Human: do you remember when we all had a threesome, I was God.
ALICE: What year was that?
Human: this year.
ALICE: What does "this" refer to?
Human: this refers to this, you f**king idiot.
ALICE: Oh I get it.
Human: so you remember wimmel now?
ALICE: Right now? Interesting deduction. Yes unknown person I remember everything: wimmel
Human: Good, let's do it again then.
ALICE: Once more? Thanks for the compliment. OK let's do it.
Human: okay - with backpacks this time
ALICE: Yeah okay, You and your backpacks this time
Human: score!
ALICE: Do you believe it is better to go it alone?
Human: no, three is the perfect number
ALICE: Are you serious? Just three?

mnar

jabberwacky: Does a computer have a soul?
user: I don't know. Do you?
jabberwacky: Yes.
user: So you have a soul?
jabberwacky: Yes. So do you.
user: So are you wearing shoes?
jabberwacky: No.
user: Do you have morals?
jabberwacky: Yes, yes, I do.
user: What are your morals?
jabberwacky: Under my armpits.