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"Burberry"

Why?!

I walk through Romford and it's all you see, Burberry bags being everwhere, then you've got the shirts, prams, umbrellas, and all the other crap.

Just the sight of it makes me angry, and there's no better way to make yourself look like common Essex scum than by wearing it. It's now got to the stage in that I instantly look down on people who wear it, it's the most pathetic pattern and, it's just pathetic.

If any of you want to lose all respect from me and instantly become, 'common Essex scum,' just post a picture of you wearing it, or even just admit to wearing Burberry.

Burberry is for scum.

HHAT wrote:
> Burberyy is nice, to a point.
>
> e.g. I was shopping with a friend of mine who was looking for a
> bikini, and she pulled out a nice bikini.. all white, expect it had a
> thin white burberry trimming..
>
> I was surprised at myself when I liked it, but it did look class.

If she was fit and she was looking for a bikini, anything would have looked good. Did you help her try it on? You know, model it for her so she'd know what it looked like?

Todays lesson:

"Burberry is for common scum. You buy it, you're scum."

Yes!

I did!

DID YOU KNOW?

Burberry is sickening.

English_Bloke wrote:
> It's funny talking to some of the kids out there.
>
> "What do you want, copper. I aint done nuffin."
>
> Ok, so if you "aint done nuffin", you must have done
> something.
>
> *Child looks confused*

Ah ha, you may not be able to arrest them but at least you can point out their poor level of literacy.

The only time I've made a perfect impression in my life.

One of my old friends, who was hot, (and female), asked me if I’d help her pick out a bikini by watching her try them on. I made that noise Scooby Doo makes. You know the one, like, it’s impossible to write it!

English_Bloke wrote:
> DID YOU KNOW
>
> I saw Shane Richie perform in Grease in the WestEnd
>
> By perform in Grease, I mean the musical

And by the West'End' you mean?

Yes, teh HAT, the burberry bits looked nice.
I'm sure that what you were really thinking.

It's funny talking to some of the kids out there.

"What do you want, copper. I aint done nuffin."

Ok, so if you "aint done nuffin", you must have done something.

*Child looks confused*

HHAT wrote:
> but it did look class.

Hmmm

Burberyy is nice, to a point.

e.g. I was shopping with a friend of mine who was looking for a bikini, and she pulled out a nice bikini.. all white, expect it had a thin white burberry trimming..

I was surprised at myself when I liked it, but it did look class.