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"Why Maddox is my God"

"Oh no, Lexmark has banned me? Good riddance. Every Lexmark printer I've ever used has been a piece of s**t. One time I was trying to print a picture of me so I could give it to a friend to cheer him up after he was diagnosed with cancer, but the printer jammed, and my friend died. Thanks for nothing, assholes."

Absolutely genius.
The guy is a legend.

I tried that address in the hope the site really did exist, though I knew it wouldn't. :(

Set it up in Russia: Lucas'll never get you.

I'm always astounded that a lot of people who visit his site still don't realise that "Maddox" is his personae. He takes things that bother him slightly and then pretends to have extreme and often controversial views. Oh and of course he is damn funny too.

I reckon that the most visited site of all time would be:

www.whystarwarsisshit.com

You wouldn't even have to dislike the film, just pretend that you do.
Zillions of fanboys would be in tears and enraged as they write to the site, claiming that George didn't steal all his ideas from Dune and that Robocop would never win Vader.

Timmargh wrote:
> Best bit: [URL]http://maddox.xmission.com/c.cgi?u=creeve[/URL]

That picture had me laughing like Scotty Evil from Austin Powers 3 for a very long time indeed.

I scared myself. :D

Best bit: [URL]http://maddox.xmission.com/c.cgi?u=creeve[/URL]

Maddox against SomethingAwful was also funny.

With Maddox losing badly.

But t'was fun.

The swear filter's very strangre. One of my posts said b*stard the other day but when I went to edit a mistake I noticed, the problem screen came up and I had to change it. How queer.

How the hel did sh*t get through?

The guy is a genius.

Yeah - that amazes me.
I'd be helluva tempted to email them, but blurgh.

AHha

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