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"Most Haunted Live (again)"

Oh dear, this just gets more and more embarrassing to watch. The highlight of the 3-day event (that's right, 3 days spent/wasted hunting spooks) was when a group of 4 people, including the medium, had their fingers on a glass and it magically moved - just like everyone did at school! They then went on to better that by moving a table on wheels around, with only the power of their...hands! The way they went on about it too was like Jesus had just returned and made "Thou must be a Ninja" the 11th Commandment.

monkey_man wrote:
> and when he couldn't get the surnames they only had the first name on the site. Hmmm, interesting...


Gah, and this guy get's paid for this.

You have to feel sorry for whoever drives Derek to the locations, this is possibly why:

DA: we are not there yet.
*Driver gets nervous*
DA: No, sam, we are not there yet!
*Driver jumps out of car screaming*
S: Don't worry, Derek. We will get far!

JOKE!!!

the sagacious one wrote:
> He can summon images of naked ladies into his mind, simply by thinking
> about them!

He would if he wasn't too busy thinking about ancient Middle-Eastern men called "Sam". Gayyer.

It just goes to show how powerful Derek is. He isn't restrained by the limited realm of the internet. He can summon images of naked ladies into his mind, simply by thinking about them!

He'd win Blaine.

I did a bit of an experiment when I watched that live one the other night. I just so happened to have a laptop on a broadband network, in front of the TV, so I decided to see how much of the information that Derek "picked up" could be found with Google. First I went to the official RAF site of the air base they were visiting, and lo-and-behold it had an online journal of wartime events from the years 1941 - 1943 - the exact same years Derek was connecting with. All the names were there too that he picked up on, and when he couldn't get the surnames they only had the first name on the site. Hmmm, interesting...

And when they asked the historians that they employ to look stuff up, they just looked bemused like he'd found a magical treasure trove of time-travel in his mind. I found it instantly on the Internet.

They were in a graveyard at night, in yesterday's gripping installment. Needless to say, Fielding was screeching like a Banshee in terror at unknown entities. Amazingly though, Derek had been contacted by the spirit world and knew that there would be four headstones with the same family name on them next to a headstone with no legible details on. He was right.

It's almost like he visited the Church BEFORE they started filming, such is his power. Spooky.

I'm surprised there wasn't a sign floated near Derek Acorah's head saying "Hello Mum!" (The sign's being held by Derek's spirit guide, Sam)

SHEEPY wrote:

> DO you suddenly speak para-normal lingo when you die?

Hope not. Imagine trying to direct someone to your grave to beat up the guys who have just vandalised your headstone.

"seek the resting place of the eternally weary"

"you want me to go to the old people's home?"

"that way is shut. Your path must lead you to the place of those who once did walk this world"

"Dinosaurs"

"Of for f- sake, no go to the graveyard"

10 minutes later

"I'm at the graveyard, what next"

"find me"

"but you're dead"

"find me"

"how?"

Another 10 minutes later

"warmer, warmer, colder, cold again, not that way, warmer, here".

"It's just some guys digging up a coffin, oh that's my local butcher. I wonder what he's doi"

"Avenge me! Avenge me!"

"Er ok. Graham, sorry to bother you. Just letting you know that I'm going to get my chops from Tescos from now on....oh a relative of your's? Looks like someone I used to know!"

Although was thinking... some guy said

" Use me, my channel is clear "

Now, although that is seedy enough on it's own. DO you suddenly speak para-normal lingo when you die?

I couldn't tell if it was a joke or not. I got bored and watched UK Street Crimes 3.