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Was in The Times today.
> Aoe wrote:
> I'm 14.
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> You're not older?
No. :P
...So what happens now? They'll probably deny the explosion took place and start accusing the Americans of making it up. The most paranoid country in the world? Easily.
Maybe it was just a mushroom shaped cloud. It is possible.
> A big black ball that had 'BOMB' written in white on it.
Ah so thats what the big box with 'ACME' written on the side was for.
> I'm 14.
You're not older? You seem more like 16/17.
> Your the idiot
Ha.
It was clearly an advanced race from the other side of the galaxy, that had travelled back in time from our distant future, to eliminate that mountain, as it was the landing place of an incredibly powerful super-weapon, originally being transported via a ship under the command of their mortal enemy - an evil doctor by the name of Wallis Geraldo, who had plans to destroy them and all who got in his way. They couldn't do it in their present as planet earth was at that time a huge spaceship, created and protected by humans, essentially a battleship, patrolling the solar system, killing all who came near.
The North Koreans said it was them who did it, as they made a deal with this advanced race, who gave them even longer lasting light bulbs.
So you see, it's quite simple.