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Mon 13/09/04 at 20:22
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"WATERCOOLED MONKEY"
Posts: 53
Fill this slot with a humerous poem, or even a limerick about life.

Nothing about pain or sadness.. Thatll rule out the unimaginative. Dont even care if its plagurised as long as you say it is.

Midnight streets and midnight gardens,
kisses hugs and beg your pardons,
lovers on the pavements,
lovers filling doors.
people hugging lamp posts,
and heads down toilet bowls.

From Kfc to vindaloo,
kebab as rehab and chinese too,
wine down the shirt,
salad on the floor,
extra chilli,
picallily,
thats why youre ass gets sore.

Fumbling at the doorstep,
hunting for the key,
farts like eggs,
and rubber legs,
and dying for a pee.

Make it to the toilet,
splash patterns on the floor,
buckle at the waist and give a mighty roar.

Make it to the toilet,
splash patterns on the floor,
buckle at the waist and give a mighty roar.

From Kfc to vindaloo,
Kebabs as rehab and chinese too,
Sick down your shirt,
p*** on the floor,
picallilly,
gay mans w****,
thats why youre ass is sore.

Totally of the cuff but hope you get the point, Kenneth williams made fame from it lol so can you.
Mon 13/09/04 at 20:23
Regular
"WATERCOOLED MONKEY"
Posts: 53
hell i even repeated a verse by mistake lol
Mon 13/09/04 at 20:22
Regular
"WATERCOOLED MONKEY"
Posts: 53
Fill this slot with a humerous poem, or even a limerick about life.

Nothing about pain or sadness.. Thatll rule out the unimaginative. Dont even care if its plagurised as long as you say it is.

Midnight streets and midnight gardens,
kisses hugs and beg your pardons,
lovers on the pavements,
lovers filling doors.
people hugging lamp posts,
and heads down toilet bowls.

From Kfc to vindaloo,
kebab as rehab and chinese too,
wine down the shirt,
salad on the floor,
extra chilli,
picallily,
thats why youre ass gets sore.

Fumbling at the doorstep,
hunting for the key,
farts like eggs,
and rubber legs,
and dying for a pee.

Make it to the toilet,
splash patterns on the floor,
buckle at the waist and give a mighty roar.

Make it to the toilet,
splash patterns on the floor,
buckle at the waist and give a mighty roar.

From Kfc to vindaloo,
Kebabs as rehab and chinese too,
Sick down your shirt,
p*** on the floor,
picallilly,
gay mans w****,
thats why youre ass is sore.

Totally of the cuff but hope you get the point, Kenneth williams made fame from it lol so can you.

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