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"How I think ROTJ should end..."

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Here's a caption:

Yoda: "Appear to have made me a hologram the writers have."

monkey_man wrote:
> fiƒi[oV] wrote:
> Ahh, righto, that was almost way too coincidental - the guy who runs
> it organised a battle of the bands in my town and posts on a
> different forum I use, be strange to find out that it was actually
> monkey_man after all this time..
>
> Anyway, back to the matter at hand; Mr T and a lightsaber.
>
> Yo yo yo. Is that the M11 Music site? Cool, small world. How do
> you know Chris?

Can't say I really do personally, mainly mutual acquaintances and passing in the pub etc. 'Tis M11 music, yeah, strange to find anyone outside of our sixth form who knows of it - Must know the majority of the userlist in real life..

Anyway, yeah, small world :) I'll be proposing the idea of anyone who wants to coming to kick grix's ass at football the next time he's over this side of the country.

Hmmm. If Lucas ever fecks around with A New Hope and Empire Strikes Back, there's always the Star Warz Gangsta Rap to remind us how it once was.

I want to see Steven Seagal as a portly Chewbacca and Wings Hauser as his bum-chinned owner/sex chum/pal Han Solo.
Seagal's Croydon Face-Lift hairstyle can be unfettered, allowing his true Buddha reincarnate strength to flow from his arthritic fingers, whereupon he shall strike at the Stormtroopers (all played by CGI Simon McCorkindales) with unclear hand movements and slow-motion sidestepping as they run into walls.

Also, just a personal thing, I'd like to see minor roles for Hassel The Hoff and The Gute.
It could be a sci-fi "Log in The Creek", with less racoons and CGI afro-nasty.

monkey_man wrote:
> They should reshoot with Seagal as Boba Fett

He'd make a good booty hunter. Jango would of course be played by Marlon Brando, using unseen footage from Apocalypse Now.

Sample scene

Scene 54: In Jangos' Hutt

"Boba, nummm nuuufff war is bad, mmshhhh hummmhh"

"Mmmghghhghgh, huuummmaa, penpal"

"hhhhummkmkm, save her booty, kknnnnweerr, the horror"

"can't, mmmmghghgee, Hutt you got, kghh mmmmm, ate us"

"the horror"

*********

Lucas send me $500,000 dollars and I'll finish the script.

You couldn't have Indiana Jones though in it though.

Then Han Solo would need to be butchered to death by an Ewok so he could jump in at the end. And then give Hawking a dump good whiping.

You wonderful, wonderful guys.

They should reshoot with Seagal as Boba Fett, then have an army of squinty-eyed penpals conversing between star systems, but overdubbed by the Abbo from the films. The plot can follow the quest of one Seagal clone to track down his penpal after he doesn't receive a space-reply for a week. It turns out it got lost in a sorting room on Hoff.

Mr Snuggly wrote:
> All films should have Steven Seagal and Chuck Norris in them, even if
> they're just background bit-parts. Seagal would have ruled as Darth
> Vader.
>
> "I find your lack of faith disturbing..."
> *snaps neck in slow-motion*

They should re-shoot Star Wars and cast Segal as old Ben Kenobi. Forget the Droids; he realises something is amiss when the young girl that he is a penpal to, refered to as princess, doesn't send him a letter that week.

His duel with Vader would then take on more meaning:

Vader: "I hear you're a man who writes letters"

Obi-wan: "Very good letters"

Vader: "Now the circle is complete, once you were better than me, now I am betterer than you is"

Obi-wan: "than you are"

Vader "no you are!"

Obi-wan "takes one to know one, bagsy no comebacks"

I think it is safe to say that Lucas will be contacting me shortly.

Get on MSN and save me a phone call dude.