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"How do u feel now"

Right now I feel a bit dizzy and light headed from 2 much 2 drink.......Russian bear and Smirnoff mix with orange juice.......

cookie monster wrote:
> I fought a bear back in WW2, we were on the outskirts of Bastogne, god was it cold. Anyway
> i was holed up in my foxhole drinking a brew i had just that second made, when i bear
> wanders into my foxhole and starts wrestling me. I quickly said to the bear "you know, ive
> got plenty of tea to go around" at which point the bear halted his attack midswipe and said
> "sorry mate, i thought it was the last one".

The bear-faced cheek.

I finished off my dad's sloe gin last night and felt nice and warm inside.

Tonight I ache because I slept with a draught on my back.

Memorandum! wrote:
> I once fought a Russian bear back in 'nam.

I fought a bear back in WW2, we were on the outskirts of Bastogne, god was it cold. Anyway i was holed up in my foxhole drinking a brew i had just that second made, when i bear wanders into my foxhole and starts wrestling me. I quickly said to the bear "you know, ive got plenty of tea to go around" at which point the bear halted his attack midswipe and said "sorry mate, i thought it was the last one".

How we laughed.

Only if you swallow.

I once drank a Russian immigrant. Is it anything like that?

I'm definetely not feeling what your feeling (The Drunken Terd) coz I've never in my life drunk beer.

you're such a heavyweight!

[S]not

I once fought a Russian bear back in 'nam.

Jonathan Nash wrote:
> WHOA! A Russian bear and a Smirnoff mixed with orange juice?
>
> You man.
>
> I'm surprised you're not dancing on the tabletops.

! plain mix of 2 yodkas and 3 ,mixs

Taking on a bear is hard enough, but after that smirnoff and orange juice...

Godlike.