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"Got my results..."

And my 40 gig iPod!

They were all clear, by the way. And if you thought I meant college results, I haven't had them yet. I know I passed, but not sure what grade I got.

Got a five and a half hour shift at work (that might not sound too bad, without considering the fact that we don't get an official break) which sucks balls.

That's only if you work non-stop. At my job, we have trips to the printer every hour or so. Yes, they count a five step walk to the printer as a break.

We're also allowed to go to the toilet whenever we want, or go to the kitchen and make a cup of tea/get some water.

And we get a "comfort stop" each night, which is meant to be five minutes, but we take 10/15, simply because we think we deserve it. Of course, if we get caught by higher management, we're pretty boned.

Totti wrote:
> You are meant to get a break every 6 hours. Therefore its not illegal.

It is officially every 4 hours actually.

Reefer wrote:
> What were the tests for?

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You don't wanna know.

And it's 40 gig because my MP3 CD player, while able to hold mass amounts of songs, was big, bulky and skipped like a six year old girl on her birthday. My next MP3 player was great; really small, good battery life, looked good, but could only hold about 32mb and a 100mb memory card.

A 40 gig iPod is the best mix of small size and rediculous space.

Well there you go, bizarrely links to the matrix sites go for quite alot of money on ebay. Though im sure its because the auctions are engineered to look like it's the real item being sold, with a line of text about 2mm high which says "This auction is for a link to a site where you can get this item for £20".

Its practically verging on fraud to be honest.

cookie monster wrote:
> Mode wrote:
> cookie monster wrote:
> I just need another 233 people to join my list before i get my ipod!
>
> ..Explain?
>
> Oh and congratulations on your erm results.
>
> I was making a comical reference to the number of matrix sites which
> ask people to pay £20 to join a list to get an item. A specific
> number of people have to join the list before the person at the top
> of the list gets their item. Its like a pyramid scheme really.

I would say that is clever but no one with an IQ higher than that of a fish would fall for it.

Ahahahaha.

Mode wrote:
> cookie monster wrote:
> I just need another 233 people to join my list before i get my ipod!
>
> ..Explain?
>
> Oh and congratulations on your erm results.

I was making a comical reference to the number of matrix sites which ask people to pay £20 to join a list to get an item. A specific number of people have to join the list before the person at the top of the list gets their item. Its like a pyramid scheme really.

Mode wrote:
> cookie monster wrote:
> I just need another 233 people to join my list before i get my ipod!
>
> ..Explain?
>

Matrix System. 'Nuff Sed

cookie monster wrote:
> I just need another 233 people to join my list before i get my ipod!

..Explain?

Oh and congratulations on your erm results.

I just need another 233 people to join my list before i get my ipod!