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"Cosmetic surgery live"

Somebody shoot me. Oh for goods sake.
Some American bloke with the most false smile…well, it’s still the most natural thing on this show.

That ex Eastender druggie bird that lost her nose. Don’t know her name, and Vanessa Feltz.

I’ve watched the last few minutes and I’m already pished off.

They asked members of the audience to send in text pictures of their bodies for comments. Two ladies, (both in the same picture), sent in pictures of their breasts. They both had very nice bodies including their breasts and yet this American fool said they needed surgery.

On the plus side Vanessa seems to have half a brain. When talking about lip implants she said.

“I don’t get this thing of having lips that are distended from your face so it looks like you have a v****a in the middle of your face.”

The Eastender bird is as good a TV presenter as John Barnes. You read that right.

Go for it Kat...t-he-he

It'll end in tears

English_Bloke wrote:
> No, I've been working nights.
>
> Plain clothes work tonight.

Boring, what's the point in a policeman not in uniform?!?

Oh yeah, you're not actually there for my pleasure are you.

Had a funny lunch today - both the guys I'm 'kind of seeing' came out for lunch and one was being all affectionate in front of the other and the other was talking about 'this girl' which was me but not saying it was me - ooh dangerous!!!

I'm less bored now!

Just whinge like a biatch in the SR help forum. I'm sure you can get him banned. Say he made racist remarks to you!

English_Bloke wrote:
> No, I've been working nights.
>
> Plain clothes work tonight. I did get told I was handsome last
> night.
>
> Read about it here...
>
> [URL]http://ukchatforums.reserve.co.uk/display_messages.php?threadid=109173&forumid=4006[/URL]

But don't dare make a reply though. I'm still in tears at the savage character assassination I've suffered in that thread. Needless to say I'm complaining to the internet watchdog.

No, I've been working nights.

Plain clothes work tonight. I did get told I was handsome last night.

Read about it here...

[URL]http://ukchatforums.reserve.co.uk/display_messages.php?threadid=109173&forumid=4006[/URL]

English_Bloke wrote:
> They’ll be enthusiastic. Nothing wrong with young enthusiasm…and
> recovery.
>
> I seem to remember you talking about your course with Ros. Some sort
> of germ warfare, wasn't it?

Er - Zoology! (with evolutionary psychology, but I'm not trying to be flashy)

have you seen that bird???

They’ll be enthusiastic. Nothing wrong with young enthusiasm…and recovery.

I seem to remember you talking about your course with Ros. Some sort of germ warfare, wasn't it?

> Could just be being friendly. I'm going to ask anyway, the worst she
> can do is say no...or mace me.

yeah, ask tonight, I need gossip!
>
> I'm sure there is a word here. It begins with "S". What is
> it again? S...S...Super? Yes, that's the one.

Easy, you might hurt my feelings one day.

When you get to 25 the 'S' word no longer exists - the more men you have the prouder everyone is and the more the men are like quick she's nearly taken and I'm nearing 30 and don't have a bird. Sad but true.

Except one girl at my work who chats up anything that moves. She is considered... Super...

> Is this your second year at uni? Anyone there you already like?

First year! I cannot wait. Except on the male front they'll all be a lot younger than me, so I won't have much choice! That or the bearded lecturers.

All the men at my work keep encouraging me to sleep with the 18 year olds telling me they'll be SO grateful!

Mystique wrote:
> EB...is a pre-op transexual

I wish. I'd spend all day in the shower, sudding myself.