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Im traumatised.
One Night Stand Rule One:
People should leave no later than 10.00am the next morning.Applies to both sexes.
I just saw her off at 3.10pm
Rule 2:
Dont take anything said under the influence of alcohol literally.
Im sure I made NO mention of ANY sort of relationship.
She thinks Im meeting her again tonight - NOT happening.
That is all.
One Night Stand Rule One:
People should leave no later than 10.00am the next morning.Applies to both sexes.
I just saw her off at 3.10pm
Rule 2:
Dont take anything said under the influence of alcohol literally.
Im sure I made NO mention of ANY sort of relationship.
She thinks Im meeting her again tonight - NOT happening.
That is all.
Well if there was a classification system she'd be division 2, she practically begged to come home with me, and my idiot mate stopped a taxi, bundled her in and thats how she ended up at home.
He's soooo funny.Words will be had.Missed out on a premier league shag as well because of her and him.
He's soooo funny.Words will be had.Missed out on a premier league shag as well because of her and him.
It was obviously today wasn't it?
You couldn't have been ~that~ p*ssed before 12am...
Unless she was fit, was she fit? Or was she a fat greasy STD infected schlaaaag.
You couldn't have been ~that~ p*ssed before 12am...
Unless she was fit, was she fit? Or was she a fat greasy STD infected schlaaaag.
HHAT wrote:
> so tig put his willy in a woman yesterday?
>
> *sniggers*
>
> :-P
Actually no... :-)
> so tig put his willy in a woman yesterday?
>
> *sniggers*
>
> :-P
Actually no... :-)
mikelar wrote:
> I like to think you were both sitting in complete silence after you
> both woke up until, at 3.10 on the dot, she suddenly blurted
> "I'm off."
Thats not too far from the truth, only I was silent so she would take a hint and pack her stuff... in the end I pretended that I had to meet my mate "soon".
> I like to think you were both sitting in complete silence after you
> both woke up until, at 3.10 on the dot, she suddenly blurted
> "I'm off."
Thats not too far from the truth, only I was silent so she would take a hint and pack her stuff... in the end I pretended that I had to meet my mate "soon".
so tig put his willy in a woman yesterday?
*sniggers*
:-P
*sniggers*
:-P
I like to think you were both sitting in complete silence after you both woke up until, at 3.10 on the dot, she suddenly blurted "I'm off."
I bet she's a right fat bint as well.
lol, it had to happen eventually.
Im traumatised.
One Night Stand Rule One:
People should leave no later than 10.00am the next morning.Applies to both sexes.
I just saw her off at 3.10pm
Rule 2:
Dont take anything said under the influence of alcohol literally.
Im sure I made NO mention of ANY sort of relationship.
She thinks Im meeting her again tonight - NOT happening.
That is all.
One Night Stand Rule One:
People should leave no later than 10.00am the next morning.Applies to both sexes.
I just saw her off at 3.10pm
Rule 2:
Dont take anything said under the influence of alcohol literally.
Im sure I made NO mention of ANY sort of relationship.
She thinks Im meeting her again tonight - NOT happening.
That is all.