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“Look at me!” Shouted MWA whilst plucking the hair from his tail.
His eyes tighten up and gaze in a fix position at you.
“Now, listen…up” Said MWA slowly with his eyes drawing back more.
“I’m a Monkey” He explained “Not a well off Monkey, but still, a Monkey. I don’t do drugs, I don’t steal and I don’t smoke Bananas. Just want to set that straight, but I still am an Ape.”
“But!” He screeched as he pointed his finger.
“I do” He bent his finger more whilst watching it still with a gaze.
“Have” He stuttered
“At-***-tude” Said the angry Ape in a deep and punishing voice.
“Don’t get me wrong though, my attitude is a good one when you get on my right side” The listener quickly slides to the right of the hairy life form.
*MWA throws his face to his right side with his nostrils lifted*
“Grrrrrr” He growled as the visitors mouth shaked.
“Not, That, Right!””
*The visitor reacts back with a furry of verbal ‘I’m Sorry’ attacks*
“Ok, Ok” Said the bored MWA trying to keep up his Jungle cred.
“Let’s play it cool”
*The visitors expressed a sign of relief*
“Now listen up and kiss my Monkey Butt!”
*The visitors face flys back in amazement as MWA slips on his shades*
“Ok, Ok, So what you here for Johnny?” Said MWA as he sipped a Banana milkshake on his hammock.
*The visitor explains all, telling of his many troubled times*
“Yeh, Yeh” Interrupted the Monkey.
“Cut it, and chill my friend” Said MWA calming down the distrested visitor.
“What you need here my human friend is a bit of advice” Said MWA pointing and twiddling his hairy infested finger at the soul which was present.
“You say you have never won Gameday and need some advice? Well, I can help you with that”
*The visitor leans forward*
“Yeah, sure I can help you”
*The visitor gets closer*
“In fact, I can make you win tomorrow”
*The visitor leans closer, his eyeballs nearly falling out their sockets*
“Tell me more!” Shouted the visitor enthusiastically.
“Ok” Said MWA with a twitch of his head.
“You’re going to have to pay me”
*The visitor sighs*
“That’s one nice looking watch you got there my friend” Said the hairball, trying to hint something to the visitor with a wink of his eye.
“But no!” Interrupted the troubled visitor “ My Mother gave me this picture when I was just a small child, its my lucky charm!”
*MWA had always had something for one of the Bananas in pyjamas*
“But you want Conkers Bad Fur Day eh?” Said Monkey, planning something in his twisted mind.
“Oh yes!” Said the dreaming visitor “So much, but my mother, she said its to violent and offensive. She’s says I’m to young to play such a bad mouthed game”
*Monkey looks with a tightened forehead at the visitor examining him up and down*
“Around what age are you then?” Asked MWA curiously.
“Well, erm, only around *Cough Cough* 30” Said the visitor ever so quickly.
“30! 30! Your telling me your 30 and your Mum won’t let you play Conkers Bad Fur Day!”
*MWA laughs ecstatically*
“You mean…you are 30…and you can’t…play……….HAHAHAHA! And don’t cough in my milkshake!” The visitor found this sentence hard to make out with its excessive amounts of laughing.
“Don’t laugh at me!” Groaned the 30 year old man
*MWA carry’s on rolling on the ant covered floor hitting a tree leaving a mass of bananas plunging to the ground*
“Dammit” Said MWA, he stopped laughing, as his years worth of bananas were being flatterned.
He look up to the visitors presence and felt it sitting on a tree stump. The mans head in his hands, weeping. A tear trickled to the ground parting away the dust that lay beneath it.
Monkey, felt a tingle in his spine and his throat gave a gulp. Never before had he seen such a bad sight. A fully-grown man, crying over a video game he just wished to play. This showed MWA that gaming really was touching.
“Ok, Johnny. I’ll help you”
Johnny looked up and smiled, Monkey smiling back. He ran over and gave MWA the biggest hug, sobbing on his shoulder.
“That’s it, let it all out” Said MWA patting him on the back “But ruin the fur and your in for it” Reminded MWA.
“So, when will I get the help?” Asked 30-year-old Johnny politely.
“Well, I’m thinking of producing a guide to Gameaday. Want to get it publish and all that, you know what I mean?”
*Johnny looks at Monkey puzzled*
“Got to think of a title though? Hmmm Monkey’s guide to Gameaday?” Asked MWA.
“Nah to simple” MWA erased the idea from his Brain.
“How to win Gameaday in 5 easy steps?” Asked MWA again.
“Nope, to easy” MWA moved both ideas to his recycle bin and emptied it.
“Ah Ha!” Screamed MWA pointing his furry finger to the sky.
“What, what?” said Johnny.
“I have the perfect idea!” MWA nodded his head in delight. “Not only will it help you, but many others”
“Can I see it?” asked Johnny.
“Nope, said MWA. “The GAD survivors guide is on its way, and it will help newbies across the land!”
“Really?” said Johnny happily.
“Yes, But it will cost £13 p&p not included”
“Cool” Said Johnny with glee, “Can’t wait for it to be produced”
“Well stop bugging me and go drink your unnatural MacDonald’s Milkshakes and leave me in peace to plan and produced” Explained MWA.
“Ok, yes sir, whatever you want Monkey sir, however I can help.” Rushed Johnny whilst walking away with haste.
“That’s the way I like it” Nodded MWA with a sigh. “Now where’s that TV Remote?”
*Bananas in Pyjamas theme plays as the Television lights make the jungle flash like it was daytime once again*
His eyes tighten up and gaze in a fix position at you.
“Now, listen…up” Said MWA slowly with his eyes drawing back more.
“I’m a Monkey” He explained “Not a well off Monkey, but still, a Monkey. I don’t do drugs, I don’t steal and I don’t smoke Bananas. Just want to set that straight, but I still am an Ape.”
“But!” He screeched as he pointed his finger.
“I do” He bent his finger more whilst watching it still with a gaze.
“Have” He stuttered
“At-***-tude” Said the angry Ape in a deep and punishing voice.
“Don’t get me wrong though, my attitude is a good one when you get on my right side” The listener quickly slides to the right of the hairy life form.
*MWA throws his face to his right side with his nostrils lifted*
“Grrrrrr” He growled as the visitors mouth shaked.
“Not, That, Right!””
*The visitor reacts back with a furry of verbal ‘I’m Sorry’ attacks*
“Ok, Ok” Said the bored MWA trying to keep up his Jungle cred.
“Let’s play it cool”
*The visitors expressed a sign of relief*
“Now listen up and kiss my Monkey Butt!”
*The visitors face flys back in amazement as MWA slips on his shades*
“Ok, Ok, So what you here for Johnny?” Said MWA as he sipped a Banana milkshake on his hammock.
*The visitor explains all, telling of his many troubled times*
“Yeh, Yeh” Interrupted the Monkey.
“Cut it, and chill my friend” Said MWA calming down the distrested visitor.
“What you need here my human friend is a bit of advice” Said MWA pointing and twiddling his hairy infested finger at the soul which was present.
“You say you have never won Gameday and need some advice? Well, I can help you with that”
*The visitor leans forward*
“Yeah, sure I can help you”
*The visitor gets closer*
“In fact, I can make you win tomorrow”
*The visitor leans closer, his eyeballs nearly falling out their sockets*
“Tell me more!” Shouted the visitor enthusiastically.
“Ok” Said MWA with a twitch of his head.
“You’re going to have to pay me”
*The visitor sighs*
“That’s one nice looking watch you got there my friend” Said the hairball, trying to hint something to the visitor with a wink of his eye.
“But no!” Interrupted the troubled visitor “ My Mother gave me this picture when I was just a small child, its my lucky charm!”
*MWA had always had something for one of the Bananas in pyjamas*
“But you want Conkers Bad Fur Day eh?” Said Monkey, planning something in his twisted mind.
“Oh yes!” Said the dreaming visitor “So much, but my mother, she said its to violent and offensive. She’s says I’m to young to play such a bad mouthed game”
*Monkey looks with a tightened forehead at the visitor examining him up and down*
“Around what age are you then?” Asked MWA curiously.
“Well, erm, only around *Cough Cough* 30” Said the visitor ever so quickly.
“30! 30! Your telling me your 30 and your Mum won’t let you play Conkers Bad Fur Day!”
*MWA laughs ecstatically*
“You mean…you are 30…and you can’t…play……….HAHAHAHA! And don’t cough in my milkshake!” The visitor found this sentence hard to make out with its excessive amounts of laughing.
“Don’t laugh at me!” Groaned the 30 year old man
*MWA carry’s on rolling on the ant covered floor hitting a tree leaving a mass of bananas plunging to the ground*
“Dammit” Said MWA, he stopped laughing, as his years worth of bananas were being flatterned.
He look up to the visitors presence and felt it sitting on a tree stump. The mans head in his hands, weeping. A tear trickled to the ground parting away the dust that lay beneath it.
Monkey, felt a tingle in his spine and his throat gave a gulp. Never before had he seen such a bad sight. A fully-grown man, crying over a video game he just wished to play. This showed MWA that gaming really was touching.
“Ok, Johnny. I’ll help you”
Johnny looked up and smiled, Monkey smiling back. He ran over and gave MWA the biggest hug, sobbing on his shoulder.
“That’s it, let it all out” Said MWA patting him on the back “But ruin the fur and your in for it” Reminded MWA.
“So, when will I get the help?” Asked 30-year-old Johnny politely.
“Well, I’m thinking of producing a guide to Gameaday. Want to get it publish and all that, you know what I mean?”
*Johnny looks at Monkey puzzled*
“Got to think of a title though? Hmmm Monkey’s guide to Gameaday?” Asked MWA.
“Nah to simple” MWA erased the idea from his Brain.
“How to win Gameaday in 5 easy steps?” Asked MWA again.
“Nope, to easy” MWA moved both ideas to his recycle bin and emptied it.
“Ah Ha!” Screamed MWA pointing his furry finger to the sky.
“What, what?” said Johnny.
“I have the perfect idea!” MWA nodded his head in delight. “Not only will it help you, but many others”
“Can I see it?” asked Johnny.
“Nope, said MWA. “The GAD survivors guide is on its way, and it will help newbies across the land!”
“Really?” said Johnny happily.
“Yes, But it will cost £13 p&p not included”
“Cool” Said Johnny with glee, “Can’t wait for it to be produced”
“Well stop bugging me and go drink your unnatural MacDonald’s Milkshakes and leave me in peace to plan and produced” Explained MWA.
“Ok, yes sir, whatever you want Monkey sir, however I can help.” Rushed Johnny whilst walking away with haste.
“That’s the way I like it” Nodded MWA with a sigh. “Now where’s that TV Remote?”
*Bananas in Pyjamas theme plays as the Television lights make the jungle flash like it was daytime once again*
I reckon I could find a better offer than that if I shopped around a little...
£0.01
Okay, make an offer. (preferably a higher one, but a lower one if you have to.)
LOL!
But thats the price of the orignal game. Yours is second hand!
But thats the price of the orignal game. Yours is second hand!
"Ah, but it is free!*"
*In this context, free does not necessarily mean that said product is devoid of cost. £60 will be required to cover p&p.
*In this context, free does not necessarily mean that said product is devoid of cost. £60 will be required to cover p&p.
Johnny just said:
"I can't buy it really! My mother still owes me 10 pounds yearly allowence for last year. She cleans dustbins.
I would but it off you if it was free :->
"I can't buy it really! My mother still owes me 10 pounds yearly allowence for last year. She cleans dustbins.
I would but it off you if it was free :->
"VenomByte will sell CBFD" Johnny said
"In fact, he's selling it so cheap, he's practically giving it away. It'll be just like winning. Why don't you make him an offer?"
"In fact, he's selling it so cheap, he's practically giving it away. It'll be just like winning. Why don't you make him an offer?"
Umm.....o....k.....
“Look at me!” Shouted MWA whilst plucking the hair from his tail.
His eyes tighten up and gaze in a fix position at you.
“Now, listen…up” Said MWA slowly with his eyes drawing back more.
“I’m a Monkey” He explained “Not a well off Monkey, but still, a Monkey. I don’t do drugs, I don’t steal and I don’t smoke Bananas. Just want to set that straight, but I still am an Ape.”
“But!” He screeched as he pointed his finger.
“I do” He bent his finger more whilst watching it still with a gaze.
“Have” He stuttered
“At-***-tude” Said the angry Ape in a deep and punishing voice.
“Don’t get me wrong though, my attitude is a good one when you get on my right side” The listener quickly slides to the right of the hairy life form.
*MWA throws his face to his right side with his nostrils lifted*
“Grrrrrr” He growled as the visitors mouth shaked.
“Not, That, Right!””
*The visitor reacts back with a furry of verbal ‘I’m Sorry’ attacks*
“Ok, Ok” Said the bored MWA trying to keep up his Jungle cred.
“Let’s play it cool”
*The visitors expressed a sign of relief*
“Now listen up and kiss my Monkey Butt!”
*The visitors face flys back in amazement as MWA slips on his shades*
“Ok, Ok, So what you here for Johnny?” Said MWA as he sipped a Banana milkshake on his hammock.
*The visitor explains all, telling of his many troubled times*
“Yeh, Yeh” Interrupted the Monkey.
“Cut it, and chill my friend” Said MWA calming down the distrested visitor.
“What you need here my human friend is a bit of advice” Said MWA pointing and twiddling his hairy infested finger at the soul which was present.
“You say you have never won Gameday and need some advice? Well, I can help you with that”
*The visitor leans forward*
“Yeah, sure I can help you”
*The visitor gets closer*
“In fact, I can make you win tomorrow”
*The visitor leans closer, his eyeballs nearly falling out their sockets*
“Tell me more!” Shouted the visitor enthusiastically.
“Ok” Said MWA with a twitch of his head.
“You’re going to have to pay me”
*The visitor sighs*
“That’s one nice looking watch you got there my friend” Said the hairball, trying to hint something to the visitor with a wink of his eye.
“But no!” Interrupted the troubled visitor “ My Mother gave me this picture when I was just a small child, its my lucky charm!”
*MWA had always had something for one of the Bananas in pyjamas*
“But you want Conkers Bad Fur Day eh?” Said Monkey, planning something in his twisted mind.
“Oh yes!” Said the dreaming visitor “So much, but my mother, she said its to violent and offensive. She’s says I’m to young to play such a bad mouthed game”
*Monkey looks with a tightened forehead at the visitor examining him up and down*
“Around what age are you then?” Asked MWA curiously.
“Well, erm, only around *Cough Cough* 30” Said the visitor ever so quickly.
“30! 30! Your telling me your 30 and your Mum won’t let you play Conkers Bad Fur Day!”
*MWA laughs ecstatically*
“You mean…you are 30…and you can’t…play……….HAHAHAHA! And don’t cough in my milkshake!” The visitor found this sentence hard to make out with its excessive amounts of laughing.
“Don’t laugh at me!” Groaned the 30 year old man
*MWA carry’s on rolling on the ant covered floor hitting a tree leaving a mass of bananas plunging to the ground*
“Dammit” Said MWA, he stopped laughing, as his years worth of bananas were being flatterned.
He look up to the visitors presence and felt it sitting on a tree stump. The mans head in his hands, weeping. A tear trickled to the ground parting away the dust that lay beneath it.
Monkey, felt a tingle in his spine and his throat gave a gulp. Never before had he seen such a bad sight. A fully-grown man, crying over a video game he just wished to play. This showed MWA that gaming really was touching.
“Ok, Johnny. I’ll help you”
Johnny looked up and smiled, Monkey smiling back. He ran over and gave MWA the biggest hug, sobbing on his shoulder.
“That’s it, let it all out” Said MWA patting him on the back “But ruin the fur and your in for it” Reminded MWA.
“So, when will I get the help?” Asked 30-year-old Johnny politely.
“Well, I’m thinking of producing a guide to Gameaday. Want to get it publish and all that, you know what I mean?”
*Johnny looks at Monkey puzzled*
“Got to think of a title though? Hmmm Monkey’s guide to Gameaday?” Asked MWA.
“Nah to simple” MWA erased the idea from his Brain.
“How to win Gameaday in 5 easy steps?” Asked MWA again.
“Nope, to easy” MWA moved both ideas to his recycle bin and emptied it.
“Ah Ha!” Screamed MWA pointing his furry finger to the sky.
“What, what?” said Johnny.
“I have the perfect idea!” MWA nodded his head in delight. “Not only will it help you, but many others”
“Can I see it?” asked Johnny.
“Nope, said MWA. “The GAD survivors guide is on its way, and it will help newbies across the land!”
“Really?” said Johnny happily.
“Yes, But it will cost £13 p&p not included”
“Cool” Said Johnny with glee, “Can’t wait for it to be produced”
“Well stop bugging me and go drink your unnatural MacDonald’s Milkshakes and leave me in peace to plan and produced” Explained MWA.
“Ok, yes sir, whatever you want Monkey sir, however I can help.” Rushed Johnny whilst walking away with haste.
“That’s the way I like it” Nodded MWA with a sigh. “Now where’s that TV Remote?”
*Bananas in Pyjamas theme plays as the Television lights make the jungle flash like it was daytime once again*
His eyes tighten up and gaze in a fix position at you.
“Now, listen…up” Said MWA slowly with his eyes drawing back more.
“I’m a Monkey” He explained “Not a well off Monkey, but still, a Monkey. I don’t do drugs, I don’t steal and I don’t smoke Bananas. Just want to set that straight, but I still am an Ape.”
“But!” He screeched as he pointed his finger.
“I do” He bent his finger more whilst watching it still with a gaze.
“Have” He stuttered
“At-***-tude” Said the angry Ape in a deep and punishing voice.
“Don’t get me wrong though, my attitude is a good one when you get on my right side” The listener quickly slides to the right of the hairy life form.
*MWA throws his face to his right side with his nostrils lifted*
“Grrrrrr” He growled as the visitors mouth shaked.
“Not, That, Right!””
*The visitor reacts back with a furry of verbal ‘I’m Sorry’ attacks*
“Ok, Ok” Said the bored MWA trying to keep up his Jungle cred.
“Let’s play it cool”
*The visitors expressed a sign of relief*
“Now listen up and kiss my Monkey Butt!”
*The visitors face flys back in amazement as MWA slips on his shades*
“Ok, Ok, So what you here for Johnny?” Said MWA as he sipped a Banana milkshake on his hammock.
*The visitor explains all, telling of his many troubled times*
“Yeh, Yeh” Interrupted the Monkey.
“Cut it, and chill my friend” Said MWA calming down the distrested visitor.
“What you need here my human friend is a bit of advice” Said MWA pointing and twiddling his hairy infested finger at the soul which was present.
“You say you have never won Gameday and need some advice? Well, I can help you with that”
*The visitor leans forward*
“Yeah, sure I can help you”
*The visitor gets closer*
“In fact, I can make you win tomorrow”
*The visitor leans closer, his eyeballs nearly falling out their sockets*
“Tell me more!” Shouted the visitor enthusiastically.
“Ok” Said MWA with a twitch of his head.
“You’re going to have to pay me”
*The visitor sighs*
“That’s one nice looking watch you got there my friend” Said the hairball, trying to hint something to the visitor with a wink of his eye.
“But no!” Interrupted the troubled visitor “ My Mother gave me this picture when I was just a small child, its my lucky charm!”
*MWA had always had something for one of the Bananas in pyjamas*
“But you want Conkers Bad Fur Day eh?” Said Monkey, planning something in his twisted mind.
“Oh yes!” Said the dreaming visitor “So much, but my mother, she said its to violent and offensive. She’s says I’m to young to play such a bad mouthed game”
*Monkey looks with a tightened forehead at the visitor examining him up and down*
“Around what age are you then?” Asked MWA curiously.
“Well, erm, only around *Cough Cough* 30” Said the visitor ever so quickly.
“30! 30! Your telling me your 30 and your Mum won’t let you play Conkers Bad Fur Day!”
*MWA laughs ecstatically*
“You mean…you are 30…and you can’t…play……….HAHAHAHA! And don’t cough in my milkshake!” The visitor found this sentence hard to make out with its excessive amounts of laughing.
“Don’t laugh at me!” Groaned the 30 year old man
*MWA carry’s on rolling on the ant covered floor hitting a tree leaving a mass of bananas plunging to the ground*
“Dammit” Said MWA, he stopped laughing, as his years worth of bananas were being flatterned.
He look up to the visitors presence and felt it sitting on a tree stump. The mans head in his hands, weeping. A tear trickled to the ground parting away the dust that lay beneath it.
Monkey, felt a tingle in his spine and his throat gave a gulp. Never before had he seen such a bad sight. A fully-grown man, crying over a video game he just wished to play. This showed MWA that gaming really was touching.
“Ok, Johnny. I’ll help you”
Johnny looked up and smiled, Monkey smiling back. He ran over and gave MWA the biggest hug, sobbing on his shoulder.
“That’s it, let it all out” Said MWA patting him on the back “But ruin the fur and your in for it” Reminded MWA.
“So, when will I get the help?” Asked 30-year-old Johnny politely.
“Well, I’m thinking of producing a guide to Gameaday. Want to get it publish and all that, you know what I mean?”
*Johnny looks at Monkey puzzled*
“Got to think of a title though? Hmmm Monkey’s guide to Gameaday?” Asked MWA.
“Nah to simple” MWA erased the idea from his Brain.
“How to win Gameaday in 5 easy steps?” Asked MWA again.
“Nope, to easy” MWA moved both ideas to his recycle bin and emptied it.
“Ah Ha!” Screamed MWA pointing his furry finger to the sky.
“What, what?” said Johnny.
“I have the perfect idea!” MWA nodded his head in delight. “Not only will it help you, but many others”
“Can I see it?” asked Johnny.
“Nope, said MWA. “The GAD survivors guide is on its way, and it will help newbies across the land!”
“Really?” said Johnny happily.
“Yes, But it will cost £13 p&p not included”
“Cool” Said Johnny with glee, “Can’t wait for it to be produced”
“Well stop bugging me and go drink your unnatural MacDonald’s Milkshakes and leave me in peace to plan and produced” Explained MWA.
“Ok, yes sir, whatever you want Monkey sir, however I can help.” Rushed Johnny whilst walking away with haste.
“That’s the way I like it” Nodded MWA with a sigh. “Now where’s that TV Remote?”
*Bananas in Pyjamas theme plays as the Television lights make the jungle flash like it was daytime once again*