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Jose Mourinho is clearly a fortune-teller. He knew that he would be drawn with Porto in the Champions League. He had promised not to sign anyone but Paulo Ferriera from Porto. But he wants another player.
So here's what he does. He signs Tiago, a pointless signing. BUT, he does have silly hair.
Now, when Chelsea go up against Porto, he will instruct Tiago to munch MANICHE. Then, when the players all crowd round for the resultant scuffle, Jose sends in Joey Cole to sidestep everyone, whip the Chelsea shirt off Tiago and swop it with the Porto one of Maniche. He then hits both players on the head, they get strechered off, and Jose is there when they wake up to convince them they've had a Memento-style memory loss and Maniche did in fact sign for Chelsea in a £50 million + Tiago deal yesterday. Tiago, not being too bright (poor lad) will accept this.
Then Maniche and Joe Cole shall conquer the Premiership, possibly hand-in-hand.
None of that gay stuff though.
So here's what he does. He signs Tiago, a pointless signing. BUT, he does have silly hair.
Now, when Chelsea go up against Porto, he will instruct Tiago to munch MANICHE. Then, when the players all crowd round for the resultant scuffle, Jose sends in Joey Cole to sidestep everyone, whip the Chelsea shirt off Tiago and swop it with the Porto one of Maniche. He then hits both players on the head, they get strechered off, and Jose is there when they wake up to convince them they've had a Memento-style memory loss and Maniche did in fact sign for Chelsea in a £50 million + Tiago deal yesterday. Tiago, not being too bright (poor lad) will accept this.
Then Maniche and Joe Cole shall conquer the Premiership, possibly hand-in-hand.
None of that gay stuff though.
Lil Bro wrote:
> Oh, and I think Stryke's bumming Maniche.
>
> Oh, and I always wondered why Joe Cole ran funny, maybe I now know
> the reason....
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Your humour gets more refined by the minute. Go shoot yourself.
> Oh, and I think Stryke's bumming Maniche.
>
> Oh, and I always wondered why Joe Cole ran funny, maybe I now know
> the reason....
--
Your humour gets more refined by the minute. Go shoot yourself.
No
I actually got confused, i thought they had signed ex-man city troublemaker Danny "you're australian, i never would have guessed your grandad was a crim !" Tiatto
Tiago is a genius. Just the man we needed. Dunno what'll happen when Duff/Robben get fully fit and he wont be so necessary... :(
Oh, and I think Stryke's bumming Maniche.
Oh, and I always wondered why Joe Cole ran funny, maybe I now know the reason....
Oh, and I always wondered why Joe Cole ran funny, maybe I now know the reason....
He comes from Portugal, he hates the Arsenal.
Ha that drunk man was hilarious
'Tiagggooooo wooooaaaahhhh
we geeetttt theeee pooointttt!'
Ha that drunk man was hilarious
'Tiagggooooo wooooaaaahhhh
we geeetttt theeee pooointttt!'
Tiago is amazing.
So glad we signed him. Don't want Maniche. He's fat, and has silly hair. Tiago looks "cool" with his hair.
Tiiaaaaagooooo, Wooooaaaaaaahhhh, Tiiiiaaaaaaagggoooooooooo, Woooooooaaahhhhhhh.....
So glad we signed him. Don't want Maniche. He's fat, and has silly hair. Tiago looks "cool" with his hair.
Tiiaaaaagooooo, Wooooaaaaaaahhhh, Tiiiiaaaaaaagggoooooooooo, Woooooooaaahhhhhhh.....
Hm, Tiago like Maniche? Dunno. If I was to compare another player to Maniche it'd be Rosicky. Or Jesus.
um tiago i have a good feeling about, dunno why but it's probably cos he has a good record yet is fairly unknown top us but jose will have been watching him for years. I like the fact that he scores and gets stuck in. Think jose signed him to be his new manich while joe cole is his deco, and lampard is a third bigger cog
Jose Mourinho is clearly a fortune-teller. He knew that he would be drawn with Porto in the Champions League. He had promised not to sign anyone but Paulo Ferriera from Porto. But he wants another player.
So here's what he does. He signs Tiago, a pointless signing. BUT, he does have silly hair.
Now, when Chelsea go up against Porto, he will instruct Tiago to munch MANICHE. Then, when the players all crowd round for the resultant scuffle, Jose sends in Joey Cole to sidestep everyone, whip the Chelsea shirt off Tiago and swop it with the Porto one of Maniche. He then hits both players on the head, they get strechered off, and Jose is there when they wake up to convince them they've had a Memento-style memory loss and Maniche did in fact sign for Chelsea in a £50 million + Tiago deal yesterday. Tiago, not being too bright (poor lad) will accept this.
Then Maniche and Joe Cole shall conquer the Premiership, possibly hand-in-hand.
None of that gay stuff though.
So here's what he does. He signs Tiago, a pointless signing. BUT, he does have silly hair.
Now, when Chelsea go up against Porto, he will instruct Tiago to munch MANICHE. Then, when the players all crowd round for the resultant scuffle, Jose sends in Joey Cole to sidestep everyone, whip the Chelsea shirt off Tiago and swop it with the Porto one of Maniche. He then hits both players on the head, they get strechered off, and Jose is there when they wake up to convince them they've had a Memento-style memory loss and Maniche did in fact sign for Chelsea in a £50 million + Tiago deal yesterday. Tiago, not being too bright (poor lad) will accept this.
Then Maniche and Joe Cole shall conquer the Premiership, possibly hand-in-hand.
None of that gay stuff though.