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Close-up on her skinny, feret-like face. She's on the starting line. A concentrated, stern look descends as she realises she's about to run 10,000 metres.
Starting pistol let's out a potent pop, the athletes start running. Camera follows Radcliffe. British section of the crowd start babbling nonsense -"she can do this" can be heard, uttered from the commentators mouth hole.
She runs a perfect race for all of 9,998 metres. Leading all the way. The British crowd are going insane, screaming red-faced at the prospect of getting a gold. Then, on the last 2 metres, she stumbles comically. Falls on her ass. Literally, 1 inch away from the finish line. Camera zooms in on her small head as she looks up shocked, the rest of the stadium let out an uproarious belly laugh. Paralysis through dismay sets in. Her bottom lip starts to wobble uncontrollably. She starts blubbering like a child. Shots of the crowd. Some spectators can be seen mouthing "has she no dignity?". Every single other athlete passes her, laughing as they jog past. She comes dead last. Then it's revealed she also failed a drugs test. Disqualified. All. Live.
I watch it all unfold. Laugh a bit. Then turn over to watch The Simpsons.
Fade out.
Starting pistol let's out a potent pop, the athletes start running. Camera follows Radcliffe. British section of the crowd start babbling nonsense -"she can do this" can be heard, uttered from the commentators mouth hole.
She runs a perfect race for all of 9,998 metres. Leading all the way. The British crowd are going insane, screaming red-faced at the prospect of getting a gold. Then, on the last 2 metres, she stumbles comically. Falls on her ass. Literally, 1 inch away from the finish line. Camera zooms in on her small head as she looks up shocked, the rest of the stadium let out an uproarious belly laugh. Paralysis through dismay sets in. Her bottom lip starts to wobble uncontrollably. She starts blubbering like a child. Shots of the crowd. Some spectators can be seen mouthing "has she no dignity?". Every single other athlete passes her, laughing as they jog past. She comes dead last. Then it's revealed she also failed a drugs test. Disqualified. All. Live.
I watch it all unfold. Laugh a bit. Then turn over to watch The Simpsons.
Fade out.
That would be funny. Turn over and then watch the Simpsons. Some thing I'd do.
'Cos when, wait a minute, no I can't say that.
'Cos when, wait a minute, no I can't say that.
Close-up on her skinny, feret-like face. She's on the starting line. A concentrated, stern look descends as she realises she's about to run 10,000 metres.
Starting pistol let's out a potent pop, the athletes start running. Camera follows Radcliffe. British section of the crowd start babbling nonsense -"she can do this" can be heard, uttered from the commentators mouth hole.
She runs a perfect race for all of 9,998 metres. Leading all the way. The British crowd are going insane, screaming red-faced at the prospect of getting a gold. Then, on the last 2 metres, she stumbles comically. Falls on her ass. Literally, 1 inch away from the finish line. Camera zooms in on her small head as she looks up shocked, the rest of the stadium let out an uproarious belly laugh. Paralysis through dismay sets in. Her bottom lip starts to wobble uncontrollably. She starts blubbering like a child. Shots of the crowd. Some spectators can be seen mouthing "has she no dignity?". Every single other athlete passes her, laughing as they jog past. She comes dead last. Then it's revealed she also failed a drugs test. Disqualified. All. Live.
I watch it all unfold. Laugh a bit. Then turn over to watch The Simpsons.
Fade out.
Starting pistol let's out a potent pop, the athletes start running. Camera follows Radcliffe. British section of the crowd start babbling nonsense -"she can do this" can be heard, uttered from the commentators mouth hole.
She runs a perfect race for all of 9,998 metres. Leading all the way. The British crowd are going insane, screaming red-faced at the prospect of getting a gold. Then, on the last 2 metres, she stumbles comically. Falls on her ass. Literally, 1 inch away from the finish line. Camera zooms in on her small head as she looks up shocked, the rest of the stadium let out an uproarious belly laugh. Paralysis through dismay sets in. Her bottom lip starts to wobble uncontrollably. She starts blubbering like a child. Shots of the crowd. Some spectators can be seen mouthing "has she no dignity?". Every single other athlete passes her, laughing as they jog past. She comes dead last. Then it's revealed she also failed a drugs test. Disqualified. All. Live.
I watch it all unfold. Laugh a bit. Then turn over to watch The Simpsons.
Fade out.