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"EGAD: pwnd j00 n00b Walkthrough entry"

-Don't type like a retard
-ass-lick Snuggly/new staffers

Fin.

:D

Forum Symptom/Problem Checklist

1) Screen Black
Problem:
You haven't switched your computer on yet.

2) Words aren't appearing on screen when you type, Slight tingling feeling in fingers
Problem:
You're dribbling on your keyboard.

3) Seat harder than usual, monitor not visible
Problem:
You're sitting on the toilet.

And...

Will you try can trick the staffies into making EGADs like this?

You missed out one vital question

-Do you have the word 'killer', or anything relating to abusing/killing other forum members in your name?

SR Walkthrough

The next few questions will determine if you are right for the forums.

1) Are you generally regarded as a nobtard? YES/NO
2) Do you spell like half-dead chipmunk? YES/NO
3) Do you text-type to save time (in milliseconds)? YES/NO
4) Are you here to sell/advertise? YES/NO
5) Do you have the word 'killer', or anything relating to abusing/killing other forum members in your name? YES/NO
6) Finally, just to make sure, are you an idiot? YES/NO

If you have answered YES to the majority of the questions, then please fack off as you're not wanted here.

If you have answered NO to the majority of the questions, then welcome to the forums.

EDIT: If you have answered any of the above questions untruthly, you will get a savage beating, pitch forked, stoned to death and then pitch forked some more.

Yeah, I put a lot of time and effort into this.

We have a winner!

-Don't type like a retard
-ass-lick Snuggly/new staffers

Fin.