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Sorry for the comment about alcohol in the copularity pontest. Its just that all students get labelled this way.
Personally I am a total non-drinker. (Well I drink, but not alcohol :-)).
Recently, as I mentioned before, I tore a ligament in my ankle. The response from everyone I`ve talked to about it has been as follows:
1) How`d it happen?
Answer: Stairs got me.
2) Were you drunk then I suppose?
We students are all supposedly big drinkers! How about you? Is it true, or are you a lighter drinker?
Personally I am a total non-drinker. (Well I drink, but not alcohol :-)).
Recently, as I mentioned before, I tore a ligament in my ankle. The response from everyone I`ve talked to about it has been as follows:
1) How`d it happen?
Answer: Stairs got me.
2) Were you drunk then I suppose?
We students are all supposedly big drinkers! How about you? Is it true, or are you a lighter drinker?
Just to show Withnail & I undertsands any situation...
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Withnail:
Then why has my head gone numb? (A crisis point is looming) I must have some
booze. I *demand* to have some booze!
*He lunges towards the mantlepiece and grabs a can of Ronsonol lighter fluid.*
Marwood (standing up):
I wouldn't drink that if I were you.
Withnail (unplugging the can's teat with his teeth):
Why not?
Marwood:
Because I don't advise it. Even the w@nkers on the site wouldn't drink that.
That's worse than meths.
Withnail:
Nonsense, this is a far superior drink to meths. The w@nkers don't drink it
because they can't afford it.
*He throws his head back and pours the petrol down his throat. Gagging and
gasping, he's on a buzz.*
Withnail:
Have we got anymore?
*Marwood shakes his head. Withnail, eyes bulging, presses forward, forcing
Marwood to back off.*
Withnail:
Liar. What's in your toolbox?
Marwood:
We have nothing. Sit down.
Withnail:
Liar. You've got anti-freeze.
Marwood:
You bloody fool. You should never mix your drinks!
*An accidental joke, yet this turns Withnail to hysteria. He explodes into
laughter which quickly turns to barking nausea. He falls to the floor and
vomits loudly over Marwood's shoes. Marwood resigns himself to the situation
and gazes ceilingwards.*
-----
Withnail:
Then why has my head gone numb? (A crisis point is looming) I must have some
booze. I *demand* to have some booze!
*He lunges towards the mantlepiece and grabs a can of Ronsonol lighter fluid.*
Marwood (standing up):
I wouldn't drink that if I were you.
Withnail (unplugging the can's teat with his teeth):
Why not?
Marwood:
Because I don't advise it. Even the w@nkers on the site wouldn't drink that.
That's worse than meths.
Withnail:
Nonsense, this is a far superior drink to meths. The w@nkers don't drink it
because they can't afford it.
*He throws his head back and pours the petrol down his throat. Gagging and
gasping, he's on a buzz.*
Withnail:
Have we got anymore?
*Marwood shakes his head. Withnail, eyes bulging, presses forward, forcing
Marwood to back off.*
Withnail:
Liar. What's in your toolbox?
Marwood:
We have nothing. Sit down.
Withnail:
Liar. You've got anti-freeze.
Marwood:
You bloody fool. You should never mix your drinks!
*An accidental joke, yet this turns Withnail to hysteria. He explodes into
laughter which quickly turns to barking nausea. He falls to the floor and
vomits loudly over Marwood's shoes. Marwood resigns himself to the situation
and gazes ceilingwards.*
I am the Tarrant wrote:
Also his
> cocktails killed a friend of mine :(
Brewers Droop is no one fault but your own...
:)
Also his
> cocktails killed a friend of mine :(
Brewers Droop is no one fault but your own...
:)
I am the Tarrant wrote:
Also his
> cocktails killed a friend of mine :(
Brewers Droop is no one fault but your own...
:)
> :)
Also his
> cocktails killed a friend of mine :(
Brewers Droop is no one fault but your own...
:)
> :)
I would have though that needing a blood transfusion to sort it out would put it in most peoples "lethal" category, not you though eh?
You know methanol is supposed to be lethal, right?
Not true!
Drink ONE drop of the pure stuff (no more) and you'll be absolutely plastered. Permenantly. Your body can't break it down, you see.
When you're bored of the effects, you can probably get a majot blood transfusion to sort it out. Probably.
Not true!
Drink ONE drop of the pure stuff (no more) and you'll be absolutely plastered. Permenantly. Your body can't break it down, you see.
When you're bored of the effects, you can probably get a majot blood transfusion to sort it out. Probably.
Hey, that lighter fluid thing was just a vicous rumour! I neve have drunk it....... meths is much better!
:-)
KIDS! Dont drink anything! You can have 1 glass of water per day!
:-)
KIDS! Dont drink anything! You can have 1 glass of water per day!
As a student I feel obliged to make a comment in this post
Trimming your nose hair with an electric strimmer will only end in tears.
Trimming your nose hair with an electric strimmer will only end in tears.
Let's just say when i go out i have a couple of shandy's and leave it at that shall we?
:-)
:-)
Sorry for the comment about alcohol in the copularity pontest. Its just that all students get labelled this way.
Personally I am a total non-drinker. (Well I drink, but not alcohol :-)).
Recently, as I mentioned before, I tore a ligament in my ankle. The response from everyone I`ve talked to about it has been as follows:
1) How`d it happen?
Answer: Stairs got me.
2) Were you drunk then I suppose?
We students are all supposedly big drinkers! How about you? Is it true, or are you a lighter drinker?
Personally I am a total non-drinker. (Well I drink, but not alcohol :-)).
Recently, as I mentioned before, I tore a ligament in my ankle. The response from everyone I`ve talked to about it has been as follows:
1) How`d it happen?
Answer: Stairs got me.
2) Were you drunk then I suppose?
We students are all supposedly big drinkers! How about you? Is it true, or are you a lighter drinker?