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Read a story on Teletext (or, the 'Internet for spackers') today, in which the harrowing report of a delivery man being held up at gunpoint, was handled with the grace of Tommy Cooper. Delivery driver was robbed of a pizza, kebab and burger, and the Police said "He may have been after money, or just hungry". I s******g you not.

Isn't it obvious? He shoved the burger in his mouth, put the kebab under his arm and carried the rest.

I like to imagine the burglar asking the victim to hold his gun while he piles the food up, then the victim handing the gun back. It honestly wouldn't surprise me in this town.

Mr Snuggly wrote:
> A pizza, a kebab and a beefburger? How many hands does this
> criminal have? Are we to believe it's some sort of ant-human
> hybrid?
>
> I for one welcome our new ant overlords.
he may have also stolen a bag from him or placed the burger and kebab on top of the pizza box?

hmmmm... burger. ants... kebab... ants...pizza...ants...

What the hell have ants got to do with it EY?

We all know these fools would put the kebab down their pants and make an amusing hermaphrodite joke out of it.

A pizza, a kebab and a beefburger? How many hands does this criminal have? Are we to believe it's some sort of ant-human hybrid?

I for one welcome our new ant overlords.

Well i'll be a Cobbs Knob.

"The offender was white, in his late teens, around 6ft, slim, wearing a dark hooded jacket"

So, it's every kid in Harlow, then? That delivery driver so scoffed the lot.

[URL]http://www.teletext.co.uk/news/story.asp?intArticleID=69537&intarticlenumber=7&intRegionID=1&intSubsectionID=1&From=I&indent=30[/URL]

I bet he was gutted he didn't get a coke