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Making the bush "administration" look less than intelligent is fun fun fun:
At New York's Kennedy airport today, an individual (later discovered to be
> a
> public school teacher) was arrested trying to board a flight while in
> possession
> of a ruler, a protractor, a set square, a slide rule, and a calculator.
> At a morning press conference, Attorney General John Ashcroft said he
> believes
> the man is a member of the notorious al-gebra movement. He is being
> charged
> by
> the FBI with carrying weapons of math instruction.
> "Al-gebra is a fearsome cult,", Ashcroft said. "They desire average
> solutions by
> means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in a search of
> absolute
> value. They use secret code names like 'x' and 'y' and refer to themselves
>
> as
> 'unknowns,' but we have determined they belong to a common denominator of
> the
> axis of medieval guilds with coordinates in every country. As the Greek
> philanderer Isosceles used to say, there are three sides to every
> triangle."
> When asked to comment on the arrest, President Bush said, "If God had
> wanted
> us
> to have better weapons of math instruction, He would have given us more
> fingers
> and toes. I am gratified that our government has given us a sine that it
> is
> intent on protracting us from these math-dogs who are willing to
> disintegrate us
> with calculus disregard.
> Murky statisticians love to inflict plane on every sphere of influence,"
> the
> President said, adding, "Under the circumferences, we must differentiate
> their
> root, make our point, and draw the line."
> President Bush warned, "These weapons of math instruction have the
> potential
> to
> decimal everything in their math on a scalene never before seen unless we
> become
> exponents of a Higher Power and begin to factor-in random facts of
> vertex."
> Attorney General Ashcroft said, "As our Great Leader would say, read my
> ellipse.
> Here is one principle he is uncertainty of: though they continue to
> multiply,
> their days are numbered as the hypotenuse tightens around their necks."
At New York's Kennedy airport today, an individual (later discovered to be
> a
> public school teacher) was arrested trying to board a flight while in
> possession
> of a ruler, a protractor, a set square, a slide rule, and a calculator.
> At a morning press conference, Attorney General John Ashcroft said he
> believes
> the man is a member of the notorious al-gebra movement. He is being
> charged
> by
> the FBI with carrying weapons of math instruction.
> "Al-gebra is a fearsome cult,", Ashcroft said. "They desire average
> solutions by
> means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in a search of
> absolute
> value. They use secret code names like 'x' and 'y' and refer to themselves
>
> as
> 'unknowns,' but we have determined they belong to a common denominator of
> the
> axis of medieval guilds with coordinates in every country. As the Greek
> philanderer Isosceles used to say, there are three sides to every
> triangle."
> When asked to comment on the arrest, President Bush said, "If God had
> wanted
> us
> to have better weapons of math instruction, He would have given us more
> fingers
> and toes. I am gratified that our government has given us a sine that it
> is
> intent on protracting us from these math-dogs who are willing to
> disintegrate us
> with calculus disregard.
> Murky statisticians love to inflict plane on every sphere of influence,"
> the
> President said, adding, "Under the circumferences, we must differentiate
> their
> root, make our point, and draw the line."
> President Bush warned, "These weapons of math instruction have the
> potential
> to
> decimal everything in their math on a scalene never before seen unless we
> become
> exponents of a Higher Power and begin to factor-in random facts of
> vertex."
> Attorney General Ashcroft said, "As our Great Leader would say, read my
> ellipse.
> Here is one principle he is uncertainty of: though they continue to
> multiply,
> their days are numbered as the hypotenuse tightens around their necks."
but the maths related jokes are funny
Vampyr wrote:
> Making the bush "administration" look less than intelligent
> is fun fun fun:
They do a good enough job of that themselves, don't really need any help
> Making the bush "administration" look less than intelligent
> is fun fun fun:
They do a good enough job of that themselves, don't really need any help
Making the bush "administration" look less than intelligent is fun fun fun:
At New York's Kennedy airport today, an individual (later discovered to be
> a
> public school teacher) was arrested trying to board a flight while in
> possession
> of a ruler, a protractor, a set square, a slide rule, and a calculator.
> At a morning press conference, Attorney General John Ashcroft said he
> believes
> the man is a member of the notorious al-gebra movement. He is being
> charged
> by
> the FBI with carrying weapons of math instruction.
> "Al-gebra is a fearsome cult,", Ashcroft said. "They desire average
> solutions by
> means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in a search of
> absolute
> value. They use secret code names like 'x' and 'y' and refer to themselves
>
> as
> 'unknowns,' but we have determined they belong to a common denominator of
> the
> axis of medieval guilds with coordinates in every country. As the Greek
> philanderer Isosceles used to say, there are three sides to every
> triangle."
> When asked to comment on the arrest, President Bush said, "If God had
> wanted
> us
> to have better weapons of math instruction, He would have given us more
> fingers
> and toes. I am gratified that our government has given us a sine that it
> is
> intent on protracting us from these math-dogs who are willing to
> disintegrate us
> with calculus disregard.
> Murky statisticians love to inflict plane on every sphere of influence,"
> the
> President said, adding, "Under the circumferences, we must differentiate
> their
> root, make our point, and draw the line."
> President Bush warned, "These weapons of math instruction have the
> potential
> to
> decimal everything in their math on a scalene never before seen unless we
> become
> exponents of a Higher Power and begin to factor-in random facts of
> vertex."
> Attorney General Ashcroft said, "As our Great Leader would say, read my
> ellipse.
> Here is one principle he is uncertainty of: though they continue to
> multiply,
> their days are numbered as the hypotenuse tightens around their necks."
At New York's Kennedy airport today, an individual (later discovered to be
> a
> public school teacher) was arrested trying to board a flight while in
> possession
> of a ruler, a protractor, a set square, a slide rule, and a calculator.
> At a morning press conference, Attorney General John Ashcroft said he
> believes
> the man is a member of the notorious al-gebra movement. He is being
> charged
> by
> the FBI with carrying weapons of math instruction.
> "Al-gebra is a fearsome cult,", Ashcroft said. "They desire average
> solutions by
> means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in a search of
> absolute
> value. They use secret code names like 'x' and 'y' and refer to themselves
>
> as
> 'unknowns,' but we have determined they belong to a common denominator of
> the
> axis of medieval guilds with coordinates in every country. As the Greek
> philanderer Isosceles used to say, there are three sides to every
> triangle."
> When asked to comment on the arrest, President Bush said, "If God had
> wanted
> us
> to have better weapons of math instruction, He would have given us more
> fingers
> and toes. I am gratified that our government has given us a sine that it
> is
> intent on protracting us from these math-dogs who are willing to
> disintegrate us
> with calculus disregard.
> Murky statisticians love to inflict plane on every sphere of influence,"
> the
> President said, adding, "Under the circumferences, we must differentiate
> their
> root, make our point, and draw the line."
> President Bush warned, "These weapons of math instruction have the
> potential
> to
> decimal everything in their math on a scalene never before seen unless we
> become
> exponents of a Higher Power and begin to factor-in random facts of
> vertex."
> Attorney General Ashcroft said, "As our Great Leader would say, read my
> ellipse.
> Here is one principle he is uncertainty of: though they continue to
> multiply,
> their days are numbered as the hypotenuse tightens around their necks."