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Put the quote and then the film it’s by. eg "*****" : *****
"I'll Be Back!” : Terminator
"No Mr Bond, I expect you to die!"
Archie: How very interesting. You're a true vulgarian, aren't you?
Otto: You are the vulgarian, you f**k! - A Fish Called Wanda
Roy: I woke up early and took the liberty of milking the cow.
Amish man: We don't have a cow, we have a bull.
Roy: I'm gonna brush my teeth. - Kingpin
Porter: "We went for breakfast... in Canada. We made a deal: if she'd stop hooking, I'd stop shooting people. I guess we were both aiming a little high." - Payback
Jules: "Normally, both of you would be dead as f**king fried chicken by now, but since I'm in a transitional period, I don't want to kill either one of your a**es." - Pulp Fiction
Mary's step-father: "Boy, don't make me open up a can of whoop-a*s!" - Theres Something About Mary
Mr. Flugelman: "Do you know what "nada" means?"
Dusty: "Isn't that a light chicken gravy?" - The Three Amigos
Jordan Tate: "So, what are you, like some special forces guy?"
Casey Ryback: "Nah, I'm just a cook."
Jordan Tate: "A cook?"
Casey Ryback: "Just a lowly, lowly cook."
Jordan Tate: "Oh my God, we're gonna die."
Jordan Tate: "You're not a cook."
Casey Ryback: "Yeah, well... I also cook." - Under Siege
And finally, several hundred devoted to the funniest film ever, Waynes World:
Wayne Campbell: "Garth, marriage is punishment for shoplifting in some countries!"
Garth: "Benjamin is nobody's friend. If Benjamin were an ice cream flavor, he'd be pralines and d**k."
Wayne: "All I have to say about that is "asphinctersayswhat"."
Arcade owner: "What?"
Wayne: "Exactly."
Wayne: "I say puke. If you hurl and she comes back, she's yours. If you blow chunks and she bolts, then it was never meant to be."
Stacy: "Happy anniversary, Wayne."
Wayne: "Stacy, we broke up 2 months ago!"
Stacy: "Well, that doesn't mean we can't still go out, does it?"
Wayne: "Well it does actually, that's what breaking up is."
Wayne: "So, do you come to Milwaukee often?"
Alice Cooper: "Well, I'm a regular visitor here, but Milwaukee has certainly had its share of visitors. The French missionaries and explorers began visiting here in the late 16th century."
Pete: "Hey, isn't "Milwaukee" an Indian name?"
Alice Cooper: "Yes, Pete, it is. In fact, it was originally an Algonquin term meaning "the good land.""
Wayne: "I was not aware of that."
Alice Cooper: "I think one of the most interesting things about Milwaukee is that it's the only American city to elect three Socialist mayors."
Wayne to the camera: "Does this guy know how to party or what?"
Garth Algar: "That is a babe! She makes me feel kinda funny, like when we used to climb the rope in gym-class."
Russel: "It will be Terry's job to give the actors their hand cue."
Wayne Campbell: "Excuse me, Russel, but I believe I requested the hand job..."
Benjamin Oliver: "So Garth, how do you like being in a studio?"
Garth Algar: "Ahm, it's like a new pair of underwear, you know... At first it's constrictive, but after a while it becomes a part of you."
Wayne Campbell: "I like the cream of "sum yung gai."
Garth Algar: "OK ... First I'll access the secret military spy satelite that is in geosynchronous orbit over the midwest. Then I'll ID the limo by the vanity plate "MR. BIGGG" and get his approximate position. Then I'll reposition the transmission dish on the remote truck to 17.32 degrees east, hit WESTAR 4 over the Atlantic, bounce the signal back into the aerosphere up to COMSAT 6, beam it back to SATCOM 2 transmitter number 137 and down on the dish on the back of Mr. Big's limo... It's almost too easy."
If you made it all the way to the end here, cheers for reading them all. They are all still making me laugh.
"You are mistaken about a great many things"
"Take your weapon, strike me down with all your hatred and your journey towards the darkside will be complete"
"What do you mean naked? My parts are showing, oh my"