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"Dirty Dirty Dirty Spurs 2"

They want to sign our Stevie. Not the main Stevie, but the 2nd Stevie. Stevie Finnan. Who we need, by the way and is a good player.

But he's Irish. Boo, we don't want him. That's far too far away from Spain. We need a good Spanish player to replace him. Portuguese or French at a stretch. But none of this dirty British Isles talent. Pah.

Dirty Spurs.

While Arsenal are chasing a player with two Uefa Cup medals and two Champions League runners-up medals in his cabinet, Spurs are after.....Steve Finnan.....

Next thing you know, Liverpool will b e wearing a red shirt/yelow short/red socks kit...

Stevie Gerrard will never leave Liverpool. When we move stadiums, he'll buy Anfield and build a house on the pitch, and his children will never be allowed to leave the stadium, because Stevie will have hired Ian rush to train them 24/7. Then he will turn The Kop into a cloning lab, and he will clone eleven Stevies, who shall have the Liver bird badge tattooed onto their chests. Then we'll win everything. Muahah e.t.c

Don't worry, im sure you can replace him with someone Spanish ;)

Selling Gerrard isn't even an issue here.

if rafa wants his job he wont sell finnan or gerrard

I know I already said this in a thread earlier this morning but it is going to become a mantra for me :)

Please God, don't let him leave :(

ah you mean names that make commentators spit on the fans below them.

They still wouldn't be Spanish enough. You have to be born and bred in Catalania or something and have a name with far too many Z's, like Gonzalez Unnez Nunez Gomez Joquinez Raulez.

wot rafa should do is get them all to buy a house in spain. live there and fly to britain for their matches. then after two years they can become spanish as long as rafa sponsors them. genius.