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You see, as some of you may know, I'm the resident straight guy. And I have a partner I love very much.
The troubles all began last weekend when I was on a stag do in Brighton, it happened to be GAY Pride weekend.
We went to lap dancing club, and had lap dances by beautiful women.
However, my penis started to get hard.
I felt so ashamed and dirty, I had to go to the toilet and perform some self harm. I told my penis off for being so naughty and getting hard. I told him off good because I got all out of breath and my penis was sick.
I've told my partner about this, she hung up on me. She called right back to say the battery on her phone had run out, but I don't believe her.
I may have to give my job up now....
The troubles all began last weekend when I was on a stag do in Brighton, it happened to be GAY Pride weekend.
We went to lap dancing club, and had lap dances by beautiful women.
However, my penis started to get hard.
I felt so ashamed and dirty, I had to go to the toilet and perform some self harm. I told my penis off for being so naughty and getting hard. I told him off good because I got all out of breath and my penis was sick.
I've told my partner about this, she hung up on me. She called right back to say the battery on her phone had run out, but I don't believe her.
I may have to give my job up now....
Solskjær wrote:
> Your Honour wrote:
> "I may have to give my job up now...."
> -----
>
After all, we ALL have our little
> secrets...! ;)
>
>
*Tee hee hee *giggles*
> Your Honour wrote:
> "I may have to give my job up now...."
> -----
>
After all, we ALL have our little
> secrets...! ;)
>
>
*Tee hee hee *giggles*
Your Honour wrote:
"I may have to give my job up now...."
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And, which "job" would that be?
:P
At least you were honest with her, straight-away.
It could've been worse. One of your mates could've realised what had happened and then told her you were "jackin' off to sum fit buurrds!!2!1!" - how would that have sounded!
You were being honest, and that's something a relationship needs to stay strong.
I'm sure she'll realise this in time, and soon, her battery will not run flat again. After all, we ALL have our little secrets...! ;)
Heh, just make sure you don't buy her an 8ft-long pole for Christmas! ;D
"I may have to give my job up now...."
-----
And, which "job" would that be?
:P
At least you were honest with her, straight-away.
It could've been worse. One of your mates could've realised what had happened and then told her you were "jackin' off to sum fit buurrds!!2!1!" - how would that have sounded!
You were being honest, and that's something a relationship needs to stay strong.
I'm sure she'll realise this in time, and soon, her battery will not run flat again. After all, we ALL have our little secrets...! ;)
Heh, just make sure you don't buy her an 8ft-long pole for Christmas! ;D
Sarky :D
Hoho.
Most hilarious.
Most hilarious.
*smirks*
Wouldn't normally find this kind of thing funny, but under the current circumstances absolutely hilarious.
I am very much amused by your 'misfortune'
:D
:D
You see, as some of you may know, I'm the resident straight guy. And I have a partner I love very much.
The troubles all began last weekend when I was on a stag do in Brighton, it happened to be GAY Pride weekend.
We went to lap dancing club, and had lap dances by beautiful women.
However, my penis started to get hard.
I felt so ashamed and dirty, I had to go to the toilet and perform some self harm. I told my penis off for being so naughty and getting hard. I told him off good because I got all out of breath and my penis was sick.
I've told my partner about this, she hung up on me. She called right back to say the battery on her phone had run out, but I don't believe her.
I may have to give my job up now....
The troubles all began last weekend when I was on a stag do in Brighton, it happened to be GAY Pride weekend.
We went to lap dancing club, and had lap dances by beautiful women.
However, my penis started to get hard.
I felt so ashamed and dirty, I had to go to the toilet and perform some self harm. I told my penis off for being so naughty and getting hard. I told him off good because I got all out of breath and my penis was sick.
I've told my partner about this, she hung up on me. She called right back to say the battery on her phone had run out, but I don't believe her.
I may have to give my job up now....