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Tue 01/05/01 at 19:37
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I can officially reveal the new plot to the next RPG, which will probably be released on PS2 later next year.
BE WARNED! It is incredibly good, so if you read it, then you will be left just simply DYING to play this game!


Once upon a time in the famous kingdom of Nortongrange, there lived a very rich and powerful king who, though old and ugly, held himself in high esteem. Though he was already married twice before he made up his mind to marry the young and beautiful maidservant Donna who worked in his palace. This upset the girl greatly because she dreaded the vile old king. She cried her heart out to her stepmother and pleaded with her for help to escape the marriage.

“You can never refuse the king”, said her stepmother "but you can lay down an impossible condition - ask him for the skin of his donkey." Donna heaved a sigh of relief, they both knew that the king doted on his donkey because it had some magical power on which all the king’s power depended, the two of them were certain that the king was no fool to make such a sacrifice. At daybreak however a strange thing happened - the king at once sent Donna what she had asked for.

Donna began to despair, since her stepmother told her there was little she could do to help her, she decided to run away from the kingdom. She put on the donkey’s skin, so she could never be recognised, and fled in disguise to a neighbouring county. To earn a living, she took up the job of a cook in an inn where she was good at everything she did, especially baking cakes. She never once took off her disguise, though it made her look ugly, perhaps the magical power’s in the donkey’s skin kept her safe.

On her birthday, when she was alone in her room, she washed and combed her hair, and put on a turquoise coloured dress of fine silk she had bought, instead of the donkey skin. She was happy that she had escaped the old king’s devious plans and broke out loudly into a song. Just outside her window, the Prince of the land rode by on a stately white horse, he was drawn to Donna’s song and entered the inn, trying to find where the voice was coming from. Looking around he went in the direction of the voice and stopped at Donna’s room. Aroused by curiosity, he peeped through the keyhole and saw the beautiful girl and fell in love with her immediately. When he inquired about who lived in that room he was told that it was the ugly ‘donkey skin’ cook. Surprised he asked to see her and when ‘donkey skin’ Donna was shown to him, he was forced to admit that it was not the girl he had seen through the key hole. The Prince was very bewildered by the two very different people he had seen, he grew lovesick and lost his appetite. He grew weaker and weaker and the court physician who came to see him said that he could be cured only by eating a piece of the 'donkey skin’ cook's delicious cakes. So ‘donkey skin’ Donna baked a delicious chocolate cake, when the prince cut the cake, lo and behold he found a ring in it that had slipped into the cake from ‘donkey skin’ Donna’s finger.

The prince immediately remembered having seen the ring from the key-hole on the beautiful young girl’s finger. The prince was determined to marry only the girl whose finger fitted the ring.

The search for the girl began and every girl in the country was asked to try the ring. ‘donkey skin’ Donna was no exception, she was also asked to try the ring and there was no doubt that the ring belonged to her and that she was the beautiful girl the Prince was looking for. The prince and ‘donkey skin’ Donna got married and they lived happily ever after.


Future of gaming? With the constant releases pathetic excuses of titles, such as Warriors of Might and Magic, well I am sorry to say, there isn't much of one.

Raven_spw


Tue 01/05/01 at 19:41
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Yeah, to be honest I'm fed up of Squaresoft nailing those swines down. Shame about the plot though.
Tue 01/05/01 at 19:37
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Posts: 1,076
I can officially reveal the new plot to the next RPG, which will probably be released on PS2 later next year.
BE WARNED! It is incredibly good, so if you read it, then you will be left just simply DYING to play this game!


Once upon a time in the famous kingdom of Nortongrange, there lived a very rich and powerful king who, though old and ugly, held himself in high esteem. Though he was already married twice before he made up his mind to marry the young and beautiful maidservant Donna who worked in his palace. This upset the girl greatly because she dreaded the vile old king. She cried her heart out to her stepmother and pleaded with her for help to escape the marriage.

“You can never refuse the king”, said her stepmother "but you can lay down an impossible condition - ask him for the skin of his donkey." Donna heaved a sigh of relief, they both knew that the king doted on his donkey because it had some magical power on which all the king’s power depended, the two of them were certain that the king was no fool to make such a sacrifice. At daybreak however a strange thing happened - the king at once sent Donna what she had asked for.

Donna began to despair, since her stepmother told her there was little she could do to help her, she decided to run away from the kingdom. She put on the donkey’s skin, so she could never be recognised, and fled in disguise to a neighbouring county. To earn a living, she took up the job of a cook in an inn where she was good at everything she did, especially baking cakes. She never once took off her disguise, though it made her look ugly, perhaps the magical power’s in the donkey’s skin kept her safe.

On her birthday, when she was alone in her room, she washed and combed her hair, and put on a turquoise coloured dress of fine silk she had bought, instead of the donkey skin. She was happy that she had escaped the old king’s devious plans and broke out loudly into a song. Just outside her window, the Prince of the land rode by on a stately white horse, he was drawn to Donna’s song and entered the inn, trying to find where the voice was coming from. Looking around he went in the direction of the voice and stopped at Donna’s room. Aroused by curiosity, he peeped through the keyhole and saw the beautiful girl and fell in love with her immediately. When he inquired about who lived in that room he was told that it was the ugly ‘donkey skin’ cook. Surprised he asked to see her and when ‘donkey skin’ Donna was shown to him, he was forced to admit that it was not the girl he had seen through the key hole. The Prince was very bewildered by the two very different people he had seen, he grew lovesick and lost his appetite. He grew weaker and weaker and the court physician who came to see him said that he could be cured only by eating a piece of the 'donkey skin’ cook's delicious cakes. So ‘donkey skin’ Donna baked a delicious chocolate cake, when the prince cut the cake, lo and behold he found a ring in it that had slipped into the cake from ‘donkey skin’ Donna’s finger.

The prince immediately remembered having seen the ring from the key-hole on the beautiful young girl’s finger. The prince was determined to marry only the girl whose finger fitted the ring.

The search for the girl began and every girl in the country was asked to try the ring. ‘donkey skin’ Donna was no exception, she was also asked to try the ring and there was no doubt that the ring belonged to her and that she was the beautiful girl the Prince was looking for. The prince and ‘donkey skin’ Donna got married and they lived happily ever after.


Future of gaming? With the constant releases pathetic excuses of titles, such as Warriors of Might and Magic, well I am sorry to say, there isn't much of one.

Raven_spw


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