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The Ferrari Formula 1 Team fired their entire pit crew yesterday. The
announcement followed Ferrari's decision to take advantage of the
British governments 'Work for the Dole' scheme and employ unemployable
scousers. The decision to hire them was brought on by a recent documentary on how unemployed Liverpool youths were able to remove a set of wheels in less than 6 seconds without proper equipment, whereas Ferrari's existing crew can only do it in 8 +seconds with millions of pounds worth of high tech gear. This was thought to be an excellent, yet old move, by Ferrari management. As most races are won and lost in the pits, Ferrari would have an advantage over every team. However, Ferrari got more than they bargained for at the crew's first practice session. Not only were the Scousers Pit Crew able to change the tyres in under 6 seconds but with-in 12 seconds they had re-sprayed, rebadged and sold the vehicle over to the McLaren Team for four bottles of stella,a gram of speed and a photo of Couldhard's bird in the shower.
announcement followed Ferrari's decision to take advantage of the
British governments 'Work for the Dole' scheme and employ unemployable
scousers. The decision to hire them was brought on by a recent documentary on how unemployed Liverpool youths were able to remove a set of wheels in less than 6 seconds without proper equipment, whereas Ferrari's existing crew can only do it in 8 +seconds with millions of pounds worth of high tech gear. This was thought to be an excellent, yet old move, by Ferrari management. As most races are won and lost in the pits, Ferrari would have an advantage over every team. However, Ferrari got more than they bargained for at the crew's first practice session. Not only were the Scousers Pit Crew able to change the tyres in under 6 seconds but with-in 12 seconds they had re-sprayed, rebadged and sold the vehicle over to the McLaren Team for four bottles of stella,a gram of speed and a photo of Couldhard's bird in the shower.
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Azul wrote:
> And how can I see this if I've ignored Darling...?
> Hmm.
That's what i was wondering.
> And how can I see this if I've ignored Darling...?
> Hmm.
That's what i was wondering.
Azul wrote:
> Anonymous wrote:
> Fecking Hilarious
>
> No it wasn't.
> It was possibly the most predictable joke ever told.
>
> And how can I see this if I've ignored Darling...?
> Hmm.
>
> SR, you're crap.
Yeah, I know it was sh!te...I was being sarcastic, anyone finding this funny should be....something violent and horrible comes to mind
> Anonymous wrote:
> Fecking Hilarious
>
> No it wasn't.
> It was possibly the most predictable joke ever told.
>
> And how can I see this if I've ignored Darling...?
> Hmm.
>
> SR, you're crap.
Yeah, I know it was sh!te...I was being sarcastic, anyone finding this funny should be....something violent and horrible comes to mind
Anonymous wrote:
> Fecking Hilarious
No it wasn't.
It was possibly the most predictable joke ever told.
And how can I see this if I've ignored Darling...?
Hmm.
SR, you're crap.
> Fecking Hilarious
No it wasn't.
It was possibly the most predictable joke ever told.
And how can I see this if I've ignored Darling...?
Hmm.
SR, you're crap.
cookie monster wrote:
> fu>
fuxored?
> fu>
fuxored?
~Darling~ wrote:
> Timmy...oh my god, it's like so deserted tonight!
Thats because the site is fu>
> Timmy...oh my god, it's like so deserted tonight!
Thats because the site is fu>
Timmy...oh my god, it's like so deserted tonight!
*deflects arrow with Super Spastic ShieldTM*
*fires at Timmy*
*hands Darling an arrow*
*takes a bow*
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