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"Bottled up Gender"

Bottled up Gender

Male, female, gender bender,
Speculation about my gender?
Ladies and gents here’s my broadcast
I’m not a tranny; I’m not a lass,
Just bare all this in mind – alright?
I’m not even a hermaphrodite!
Disappointed? Not even a smidgen?
I’m not a ‘bird’ I’m not a pigeon.
Please don’t try to hit on me,
Because I’m a lad - you see,
I don’t know why you got confused,
Or what even caused this bemuse.
But I’m here to set things straight,
I’m a male – ok, mate?

So who here thought I was a girl? The forum 100 decide!

Jonathan Nash wrote:
> I never really cared.
> Did anyone?

I think I care more for how many grains of salt you get in a bottle.

my great grand mother used to pose for playboy - i'll send you those tonight.

DiscoDexy

We don't care
if you're black or white
obsess over cats
jerk off over feet
dance naked for your mother

I don't mind
if you're gay or straight
eat tuna mayonaise
own several sheep farms
laugh over 'willys'

All I care about,
my dear,
is that you keep on
keeping on
cybering me
and sending me naked pictures
(of your grandmother)

I don’t know, i didn’t really care - or know to be honest, until that Chris fellow said I was fit. Scary my friend, very scary.

I never really cared.
Did anyone?

No, just trying to get a message across, there’s been lots of speculation surrounding my gender.

Are you trying to come out?

Bottled up Gender

Male, female, gender bender,
Speculation about my gender?
Ladies and gents here’s my broadcast
I’m not a tranny; I’m not a lass,
Just bare all this in mind – alright?
I’m not even a hermaphrodite!
Disappointed? Not even a smidgen?
I’m not a ‘bird’ I’m not a pigeon.
Please don’t try to hit on me,
Because I’m a lad - you see,
I don’t know why you got confused,
Or what even caused this bemuse.
But I’m here to set things straight,
I’m a male – ok, mate?

So who here thought I was a girl? The forum 100 decide!