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Premiership to encourage fair play via handshake and "specially commissed anthem". It makes me laugh. I think it should be Bill Murray singing his song from Lost in Translation - "Whats so funny about peace love and unnnderstanding?" - and then all the foreign players look confused.
I personally reckon if you want to cut cheating in the Premiership in half, then they should round up Ruud, Vieira, Pires, Kewell and Henry and give them a counselling session.
"Now, children, who can tell me what this is?"
"'s a yellow card, miss."
"Well done, Patrick. Now, who wants it?"
*everyone scrambles for it*
"No, children. In football, we DON'T want this. Now, how to we avoid getting it? Yes, Robert?"
"Fall over, miss."
"No. Harry?"
"Fall over inna penalty box, miss?"
"Sigh. No. Anyone else? Patrick?"
"Kick everyone inna balls, miss."
"No No No! Who taught you children these mean things?"
"Paul Ince, miss."
Premiership to encourage fair play via handshake and "specially commissed anthem". It makes me laugh. I think it should be Bill Murray singing his song from Lost in Translation - "Whats so funny about peace love and unnnderstanding?" - and then all the foreign players look confused.
I personally reckon if you want to cut cheating in the Premiership in half, then they should round up Ruud, Vieira, Pires, Kewell and Henry and give them a counselling session.
"Now, children, who can tell me what this is?"
"'s a yellow card, miss."
"Well done, Patrick. Now, who wants it?"
*everyone scrambles for it*
"No, children. In football, we DON'T want this. Now, how to we avoid getting it? Yes, Robert?"
"Fall over, miss."
"No. Harry?"
"Fall over inna penalty box, miss?"
"Sigh. No. Anyone else? Patrick?"
"Kick everyone inna balls, miss."
"No No No! Who taught you children these mean things?"
"Paul Ince, miss."
brought a smile to my face...
LOL i would love to see a football anthem.
[URL]http://www.liverpoolfc.tv/news/drilldown/N145676040813-1653.htm[/URL]
Premiership to encourage fair play via handshake and "specially commissed anthem". It makes me laugh. I think it should be Bill Murray singing his song from Lost in Translation - "Whats so funny about peace love and unnnderstanding?" - and then all the foreign players look confused.
I personally reckon if you want to cut cheating in the Premiership in half, then they should round up Ruud, Vieira, Pires, Kewell and Henry and give them a counselling session.
"Now, children, who can tell me what this is?"
"'s a yellow card, miss."
"Well done, Patrick. Now, who wants it?"
*everyone scrambles for it*
"No, children. In football, we DON'T want this. Now, how to we avoid getting it? Yes, Robert?"
"Fall over, miss."
"No. Harry?"
"Fall over inna penalty box, miss?"
"Sigh. No. Anyone else? Patrick?"
"Kick everyone inna balls, miss."
"No No No! Who taught you children these mean things?"
"Paul Ince, miss."
Premiership to encourage fair play via handshake and "specially commissed anthem". It makes me laugh. I think it should be Bill Murray singing his song from Lost in Translation - "Whats so funny about peace love and unnnderstanding?" - and then all the foreign players look confused.
I personally reckon if you want to cut cheating in the Premiership in half, then they should round up Ruud, Vieira, Pires, Kewell and Henry and give them a counselling session.
"Now, children, who can tell me what this is?"
"'s a yellow card, miss."
"Well done, Patrick. Now, who wants it?"
*everyone scrambles for it*
"No, children. In football, we DON'T want this. Now, how to we avoid getting it? Yes, Robert?"
"Fall over, miss."
"No. Harry?"
"Fall over inna penalty box, miss?"
"Sigh. No. Anyone else? Patrick?"
"Kick everyone inna balls, miss."
"No No No! Who taught you children these mean things?"
"Paul Ince, miss."