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*Arnie as Soviet cop wS**th mouthy US partner*
*Interviewing crook*
US Cop - 'S*S**t man, what you saying?'
Crook - 'Whadya mean? I don't know nuffin!'
Arnie - 'HE LIES'
*slams crooks head into table*
'S*S**t dude, whadya doin'?!'
'You know man, you need some pills!'
'HE LIES'
*breaks crooks fingers*
US Cop - 'Man, those doors hurt eh?'
'I DON'T UNDERSTAND'
------------later, a prison-----------
S**tereotpyical Black gangsta - 'Yo bi*ches, what ya wantin' mofos?!!!!'
'THEY DON'T RESPECT OUR AUTHORITY'
'Yo, calm down shiznot mofo whS**te boi!'
'I DON'T UNDERSTAND'
-----------HospS**tal, chasing fake-male-mafia-evil-nurse----
'Sh*t dude, Chase him! Just don't break anything, cos I'll have reports to fill out! THOSE DAMN REPORTS I ALWAYS HAVE TO FINISH!'
'OK'
*chases, and shoots. Repeatedly.*
'I LIKE THIS MAGUNM. NOT AS GOOD AS SOVIET 9MM'
'Yo dude, this gun is the bees-fu*kin'-knees!'
'NO. NOT AS GOOD AS SOVIET 9MM. I DON'T UNDERSTAND'.
-----
All the time wS**th a two-inch-high-flat-as-a-pancake-on-top 80's cut.
You gotta love Arnie.
*Interviewing crook*
US Cop - 'S*S**t man, what you saying?'
Crook - 'Whadya mean? I don't know nuffin!'
Arnie - 'HE LIES'
*slams crooks head into table*
'S*S**t dude, whadya doin'?!'
'You know man, you need some pills!'
'HE LIES'
*breaks crooks fingers*
US Cop - 'Man, those doors hurt eh?'
'I DON'T UNDERSTAND'
------------later, a prison-----------
S**tereotpyical Black gangsta - 'Yo bi*ches, what ya wantin' mofos?!!!!'
'THEY DON'T RESPECT OUR AUTHORITY'
'Yo, calm down shiznot mofo whS**te boi!'
'I DON'T UNDERSTAND'
-----------HospS**tal, chasing fake-male-mafia-evil-nurse----
'Sh*t dude, Chase him! Just don't break anything, cos I'll have reports to fill out! THOSE DAMN REPORTS I ALWAYS HAVE TO FINISH!'
'OK'
*chases, and shoots. Repeatedly.*
'I LIKE THIS MAGUNM. NOT AS GOOD AS SOVIET 9MM'
'Yo dude, this gun is the bees-fu*kin'-knees!'
'NO. NOT AS GOOD AS SOVIET 9MM. I DON'T UNDERSTAND'.
-----
All the time wS**th a two-inch-high-flat-as-a-pancake-on-top 80's cut.
You gotta love Arnie.
the "I DON'T UNDERSTAND" brought a smile to my chops.
"am a cap yoo eediot ... git to da choppa"
"am a cap yoo eediot ... git to da choppa"
*Arnie as Soviet cop wS**th mouthy US partner*
*Interviewing crook*
US Cop - 'S*S**t man, what you saying?'
Crook - 'Whadya mean? I don't know nuffin!'
Arnie - 'HE LIES'
*slams crooks head into table*
'S*S**t dude, whadya doin'?!'
'You know man, you need some pills!'
'HE LIES'
*breaks crooks fingers*
US Cop - 'Man, those doors hurt eh?'
'I DON'T UNDERSTAND'
------------later, a prison-----------
S**tereotpyical Black gangsta - 'Yo bi*ches, what ya wantin' mofos?!!!!'
'THEY DON'T RESPECT OUR AUTHORITY'
'Yo, calm down shiznot mofo whS**te boi!'
'I DON'T UNDERSTAND'
-----------HospS**tal, chasing fake-male-mafia-evil-nurse----
'Sh*t dude, Chase him! Just don't break anything, cos I'll have reports to fill out! THOSE DAMN REPORTS I ALWAYS HAVE TO FINISH!'
'OK'
*chases, and shoots. Repeatedly.*
'I LIKE THIS MAGUNM. NOT AS GOOD AS SOVIET 9MM'
'Yo dude, this gun is the bees-fu*kin'-knees!'
'NO. NOT AS GOOD AS SOVIET 9MM. I DON'T UNDERSTAND'.
-----
All the time wS**th a two-inch-high-flat-as-a-pancake-on-top 80's cut.
You gotta love Arnie.
*Interviewing crook*
US Cop - 'S*S**t man, what you saying?'
Crook - 'Whadya mean? I don't know nuffin!'
Arnie - 'HE LIES'
*slams crooks head into table*
'S*S**t dude, whadya doin'?!'
'You know man, you need some pills!'
'HE LIES'
*breaks crooks fingers*
US Cop - 'Man, those doors hurt eh?'
'I DON'T UNDERSTAND'
------------later, a prison-----------
S**tereotpyical Black gangsta - 'Yo bi*ches, what ya wantin' mofos?!!!!'
'THEY DON'T RESPECT OUR AUTHORITY'
'Yo, calm down shiznot mofo whS**te boi!'
'I DON'T UNDERSTAND'
-----------HospS**tal, chasing fake-male-mafia-evil-nurse----
'Sh*t dude, Chase him! Just don't break anything, cos I'll have reports to fill out! THOSE DAMN REPORTS I ALWAYS HAVE TO FINISH!'
'OK'
*chases, and shoots. Repeatedly.*
'I LIKE THIS MAGUNM. NOT AS GOOD AS SOVIET 9MM'
'Yo dude, this gun is the bees-fu*kin'-knees!'
'NO. NOT AS GOOD AS SOVIET 9MM. I DON'T UNDERSTAND'.
-----
All the time wS**th a two-inch-high-flat-as-a-pancake-on-top 80's cut.
You gotta love Arnie.