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Poor Joe. The England place was his for the taking.
Reporter: so do you have a good relationship with the manager
Ameobi: Yes he is a great coach and has the respect of the whole squad
Reporter: so go on then, does he have any nicknames for you?
Ameobi: er......er......he usually calls me...Carl cort!
What will happen to Chelsea now? Mourinho will be drawing up his team sheets in desperation and talking to John Terry.
"John, Deco is injured."
"We call him Joey here, sir."
"Who can I play instead of Deco?"
"Joe, sir. No-one, he's a genius."
"I've got it! Instead of Deco I shall play Geremi!"
"..Sigh."
I always thought that Leeds would sign him, back in the heyday, you know, before all this relegation and stuff...
Poor Joe. The England place was his for the taking.