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SRW Eclipse – Tag Team Match – John Cena & Rob Van Dam (Afrojoe & DAMAN24) Vs. Booker T (Joe Dark) & ? ? ?
Welcome back to SRW Eclipse and up next we have a tag team match, where the winner will advance to the fatal four way Tag Team Championship match at the next PPV. The two tag teams competing in this match are the newly made John Cena (Afrojoe) and Rob Van Dam (DAMAN24) taking on Booker T (Joe Dark) and a partner of his choice. Here is what happened last week when there was a triple threat match with these three in, and after John Cena had been eliminated:
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“Booker T! Booker T! Booker T!” The fans chant. They are really behind Booker.
Rob Van Dam gets up, Booker T with a kick to the mid section, runs to the ropes, and could it be a scissors kick?! NO! RVD Counters! And a face buster! A pedigree like move plants Booker T deep into that mat!
RVD looks at the turnbuckle. Leaps to the top rope. A FIVE STAR FROG SPLASH!
Wait! Booker T got his knees up! Rob Van Dam can barley stand!
Out of nowhere! A scissors kick!
Could this be all?
1..
2...
3..! * Ding Ding Ding *
Here is your winner! Boookkerrr T!
The referee raises Booker T’s hand! Wait! It’s John Cena with that chain rapped around his fist!
Booker T turns around and that steel chain right to the skull of Booker T.
And Booker T is bleeding. That wound from last week as been opened up!
Awww! RVD, finally gets to deliver that trade mark Five Star Frog Splash!
Look! Cena is raising RVD’s hand! What does this all mean? Are RVD and John Cena teaming up? What can happen next week on SRW Eclipse? I cannot wait!
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So now let us get straight to the action:
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* The camera shoots backstage * Michael Cole is standing next to Booker T (Joe Dark), with a microphone and he asks him “So Booker, have you found your self a partner for your match tonight?” Booker T turns and stares at Michael Cole and then says “Do you think I am dumb? . . . Of course I got my self a partner to get revenge on them two suckas tonight!” Michael Cole goes to ask Booker T another question, but is stopped by Eugene (DW), who steps in front of them both, so he is in front of the screen, and starts pointing to him self. Booker T says “What do you think you are doing?” Eugene (DW) turns around, points to him self and then at Booker T and then claps his hands together, to say he wants to be his tag team partner. Booker T understands him, but says “You’re not gonna be my partner, I already have one and it isn’t you. . . You dig?”
Booker T makes his way down to the ring, leaving Eugene unhappy, biting his thumb nail. William Regal (Don’t know if DW wants him as manager, but he is for this) had been watching this and goes up to Eugene and comforts him by saying “He didn’t mean it, he’s just a bit ignorant. You were his second choice partner. I think he actually quite likes you.” This cheered Eugene up and he waves at Booker T who is half way down the corridor.
* ONE OF A KIND! * Rob Van Dam’s (DAMAN24) music hits and he steps out on to the top of the ramp and makes his way down to the ring as boos start in the SR Towers. * SO YOU THINK YOU’RE UNTOUCHABLE! * John Cena (Afrojoe) steps out on to the top of the ramp and the boos grow louder * WORD LIFE, THIS IS BASIC THUGANOMICS! * He walks down the ramp and joins new partner in the ring. Cena grabs a microphone and says in to it “Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo . . .”
* CAN YOU DIG IT SUCKAAA! * Booker T (Joe Dark) appears on the top of the ramp and the boos suddenly turn in to cheers, as Booker T makes his was down the ramp and his fireworks go off. When he gets to the bottom of the ramp, he waits there for his mystery partner . . . Who is it going to be?
* I’M AN ASS MAN! * So this is Booker T’s (Joe Dark) mystery partner, * YEAH I’M AN ASS MAN . . . YEAH! * The Bad Ass Billy Gunn (DAMAN24 – I have made him face so I can use him for this match) steps out on to the stage and the cheers are unbelievable. He runs down the ramp and when he gets to the bottom, both he and Booker T slide into the ring.
Rob Van Dam (DAMAN24) and John Cena (Afrojoe) quickly try to hurry themselves out of the ring, but Booker T (Joe Dark) gets a kick in on Cena which sends him through the middle of the ropes, and the Bad Ass Billy Gunn (DAMAN24) hits a clothesline on RVD which sends him over the top rope and to the mat! Both men are straight up and they walk round to their corner, they both step on to the side, then RVD while Cena waits on the out side. So it will be Billy Gunn and RVD to start things off, so Booker T will have to wait to get his revenge on his opponents, as he steps out of the ring. Referee Mike Chioda (Loki) officially starts the match.
* DING! * * DING! * * DING! *
The Bad Ass Billy Gunn (DAMAN24) and Rob Van Dam (DAMAN24) circle each other for a couple of seconds and then lock up in to a grapple and the veteran Billy Gunn over powers RVD and forces him in to the corner, where there are none of their partners are and referee Mike Chioda (Loki) starts a disqualification count, but Billy Gunn releases RVD straight away.
The two start circling each other again and Rob Van Dam (DAMAN24) does not wait for to lock up again as he goes for a clothesline, but the Bad Ass Billy Gunn (DAMAN24) duck and before RVD turns around he gets him in a headlock from behind! Is he going to do what I think he is? YES, HE HITS THE ONE AND ONLY VERY EARLY IN THIS MATCH! Billy Gunn might have finished this match very early on as he hooks RVD’s leg and the referee Mike Chioda (Loki) counts.
1. . . . .
2.
Kick out just after two by Rob Van Dam (DAMAN24), but John Cena (Afrojoe) had just entered the ring to break up the count if need be and he leaves the ring again. The Bad Ass Billy Gunn (DAMAN24) needs to do more damage to RVD to get the win, not just one move. Billy Gunn stands up, picks RVD up off of the floor. Billy Gunn then goes to kick him in the mid section, he definitely wants the early as he is now going for the Fame Asser, but that is not going to happen as RVD catches Billy Gunn’s leg and HITS A STEP OVER SPINNING HEEL KICK! This knocks Billy Gunn to the floor. RVD also stays on the floor, so referee Mike Chioda (Loki) starts a count.
1. . . . .
Movement straight away from Rob Van Dam (DAMAN24), but he is not up.
2. . . . .
Movement now by the Bad Ass Billy Gunn (DAMAN24) now and Rob Van Dam (DAMAN24) is now on his knees.
3. . .
Rob Van Dam (DAMAN24) is up, which breaks the referee’s count, and goes straight to his partner John Cena (Afrojoe), and tags him in. John Cena enters the ring, and the Bad Ass Billy Gunn (DAMAN24) who has just got up, is bent over with his ass facing John Cena. Cena runs up to him AND HITS A GREAT THROWBACK ON BILLY GUNN! Billy Gunn is now laid flat out and Cena now turns to Booker T (Joe Dark) and starts taunting him. This makes Booker T enter the ring, so the referee Mike Chioda (Loki) goes to stop him, which leaves Cena and RVD to double team on Billy Gunn, who they are stomping away like hell at.
Booker T (Joe Dark) finally steps out of the ring, so Rob Van Dam (DAMAN24) quickly hurries out of the ring, before the referee Mike Chioda’s (Loki) main priorities turn back to the actual match once again., but has the damage already been done to the Bad Ass Billy Gunn (DAMAN24)? John Cena now makes a cover.
1. . . . .
2. . .
Kick out on two and half and John Cena (Afrojoe) is complaining at referee Mike Chioda (Loki), so the Bad Ass Billy Gunn (DAMAN24) is trying to crawl over to his partner Booker T (Joe Dark), to get a tag which he desperately needs, but he has no chance with John Cena in the same ring as him, who has just turned back around. Cena stands over Billy Gunn, and shows total disrespect to the veteran, by slapping him across the face and shouting “C’mon Billy! Get up Billy!” The crowd do not like this at all, they do not like John Cena at all.
John Cena (Afrojoe), after done with slapping and mocking the Bad Ass Billy Gunn (DAMAN24), picks him up and Irish whips Billy Gunn in to the corner, where no partner is, and Cena does this so hard Billy Gunn bounces off the turnbuckle to the mat. Cena continues the attack, by picking Billy Gunn back up, kicking him in the mid section and then goes for the FU, but Billy Gunn won’t budge off of the floor. Billy Gunn lifts his leg up AND A FAME ASSER OUT OF DESPERATION! Both men are now down and hurt and referee Mike Chioda (Loki) starts to count them both out.
1. . . . .
2. . . . .
3. . . . .
The Bad Ass Billy Gunn (DAMAN24) is now slightly moving and crawls, bit by bit, over to John Cena (Afrojoe).
4. . . . .
5. . .
The Bad Ass Billy Gunn (DAMAN24) reaches arm across John Cena (Afrojoe) and lands it on him, so the referee Mike Chioda (Loki), counts the pin.
1. . . . .
2.
Shoulder straight up after two by John Cena (Afrojoe). Both men now make their way gradually over to their partners who are raring to go.
John Cena (Afrojoe) gets to Rob Van Dam (DAMAN24) first and makes the tag, but the Bad Ass Billy Gunn (DAMAN24) makes a tag to Booker T (Joe Dark) straight after. When RVD and Booker T get to each other they start to exchange blows, but the man who is legal for the first time, Booker T, soon gets the upper hand and forces RVD back so he is leaning on the ropes.
Booker T (Joe Dark) Irish whips Rob Van Dam (DAMAN24) in to the opposite ropes and Booker T follows him AND GIVES HIM A CLOTHESLINE WHICH SENDS HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE! Booker T is feeling it now, he’s down on one knee, with his right hand out AND YES; THE SPIN – A – ROONI! The second most electrifying move in sports entertainment today; right behind the people’s elbow.
Booker T (Joe Dark) follows Rob Van Dam (DAMAN24), after the spin – a – rooni, and the crowd are now really rooting for him. He picks up RVD and throws him straight back in to the ring, with the referee’s count on two. Both men’s partners are now stood up on the side of the ring ready for their tag.
Booker T (Joe Dark) now picks up Rob Van Dam (DAMAN24) and look at this, Eugene (DW) is making his way down the ramp, with a box of chocolates in his hands, shortly followed by William Regal. Booker T twists RVD’s arm around AND A BIG SIDE KICK TO THE FACE OF RVD! This knocks RVD to the floor right in front of the Bad Ass Billy Gunn (DAMAN24). Booker T makes a tag to Billy Gunn, with Eugene now at the bottom of the ramp, beside the ring. When Billy Gunn enters the ring, Eugene steps on to the side of the ring, not letting Booker T leave the ring, until he takes the chocolates which he will not do.
This also makes the referee Mike Chioda (Loki) turn his back to sort out what is going on with Eugene (DW) and Booker T (Joe Dark). William Regal is also trying to get Eugene down. Meanwhile John Cena (Afrojoe) has entered the ring and put his ‘LIFE’ knuckle duster on, from his ‘WORD LIFE’ knuckle dusters, AND WHAM! HE JUST CLOCKED THE BAD ASS BILLY GUNN (DAMAN24) OVER THE HEAD WITH THE KNUCKLE DUSTER! He could be out cold!
Booker T (Joe Dark) knocks the box of chocolates out of Eugene’s (DW) hands, so he has to go and retrieve them, whilst John Cena (Afrojoe) throws his knuckle duster away and charges at Booker T and clotheslines him, knocking him and himself out of the ring. The referee now turns back around and Rob Van Dam (DAMAN24) is on his knees and sees the Bad Ass Billy Gunn (DAMAN24) down, so he goes to the corner, jumps on to the top rope and jumps back off AND LANDS THE FIVE STAR FROG SPLASH ON BILLY GUNN! RVD makes the pin cover and referee Mike Chioda (Loki) counts.
1. . . . .
2. . . . .
3!!!!!!!
* DING! * * DING! * * DING! *
Rob Van Dam (Afrojoe) wins the match for himself and John Cena (Afrojoe), but Cena’s cheating won the match really. These two will advance to the fatal four way match at the next PPV for the Tag Team Championship.
Look at this, Booker T (Joe Dark) has got away from John Cena (Afrojoe) and enters the ring and clotheslines Rob Van Dam (DAMAN24) to the floor, but now Cena is in the ring as well, with a steel chair in hand. He sneaks up behind Booker T AND WHAM! CHAIR SHOT TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD! This knocks Booker T face first to the floor.
John Cena (Afrojoe) raises the chair again, but look, Eugene (DW) has just entered the ring with the box of chocolates in his hands, which he puts down and then snatches the chair from Cena AND BANG! EUGENE JUST CRACKED JOHN CENA OVER THE HEAD WITH THE CHAIR! Rob Van Dam (DAMAN24) is up and runs at Eugene AND CHAIR TO THE HEAD OF RVD AS WELL BY EUGENE! The fans are now chanting “Eugene! Eugene! Eugene!” And Eugene is loving it and clapping along.
William Regal has now entered the ring and Booker T (Joe Dark) is sitting up, also the Bad Ass Billy Gunn (DAMAN24) is coming around. John Cena (Afrojoe) and Rob Van Dam (DAMAN24) have both now rolled out of the ring. Booker T picks up the box of chocolates and Billy Gunn and Booker T stand up next to Eugene and William Regal and all four take a chocolate and eat it. Booker T pats Eugene on the back, then all four join hands and raise them with the crowd cheering and with Eugene having a big smile on his face.
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Well Booker T (Joe Dark) got the last laugh there against his rivals. And stay tuned in to SRW for the other fatal four way qualifier between The Elements (Reaver (Ant) & Jetster) and Vitamin C (Chris Jericho & Christian (Jae)), also the hardcore match between Jonny Hammer (Chris) and The Jackal (RM18), plus Stone Edge (Jae) against Hawk (Afrojoe), where Krusher will announce which of Hawk’s options he’ll be taking. But that’s all for now, tune in next week to find out what happens with this feud.
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WINNER – John Cena & Rob Van Dam (Afrojoe & DAMAN24)
Thanks for reading,
Chris.
Welcome back to SRW Eclipse and up next we have a tag team match, where the winner will advance to the fatal four way Tag Team Championship match at the next PPV. The two tag teams competing in this match are the newly made John Cena (Afrojoe) and Rob Van Dam (DAMAN24) taking on Booker T (Joe Dark) and a partner of his choice. Here is what happened last week when there was a triple threat match with these three in, and after John Cena had been eliminated:
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“Booker T! Booker T! Booker T!” The fans chant. They are really behind Booker.
Rob Van Dam gets up, Booker T with a kick to the mid section, runs to the ropes, and could it be a scissors kick?! NO! RVD Counters! And a face buster! A pedigree like move plants Booker T deep into that mat!
RVD looks at the turnbuckle. Leaps to the top rope. A FIVE STAR FROG SPLASH!
Wait! Booker T got his knees up! Rob Van Dam can barley stand!
Out of nowhere! A scissors kick!
Could this be all?
1..
2...
3..! * Ding Ding Ding *
Here is your winner! Boookkerrr T!
The referee raises Booker T’s hand! Wait! It’s John Cena with that chain rapped around his fist!
Booker T turns around and that steel chain right to the skull of Booker T.
And Booker T is bleeding. That wound from last week as been opened up!
Awww! RVD, finally gets to deliver that trade mark Five Star Frog Splash!
Look! Cena is raising RVD’s hand! What does this all mean? Are RVD and John Cena teaming up? What can happen next week on SRW Eclipse? I cannot wait!
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So now let us get straight to the action:
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* The camera shoots backstage * Michael Cole is standing next to Booker T (Joe Dark), with a microphone and he asks him “So Booker, have you found your self a partner for your match tonight?” Booker T turns and stares at Michael Cole and then says “Do you think I am dumb? . . . Of course I got my self a partner to get revenge on them two suckas tonight!” Michael Cole goes to ask Booker T another question, but is stopped by Eugene (DW), who steps in front of them both, so he is in front of the screen, and starts pointing to him self. Booker T says “What do you think you are doing?” Eugene (DW) turns around, points to him self and then at Booker T and then claps his hands together, to say he wants to be his tag team partner. Booker T understands him, but says “You’re not gonna be my partner, I already have one and it isn’t you. . . You dig?”
Booker T makes his way down to the ring, leaving Eugene unhappy, biting his thumb nail. William Regal (Don’t know if DW wants him as manager, but he is for this) had been watching this and goes up to Eugene and comforts him by saying “He didn’t mean it, he’s just a bit ignorant. You were his second choice partner. I think he actually quite likes you.” This cheered Eugene up and he waves at Booker T who is half way down the corridor.
* ONE OF A KIND! * Rob Van Dam’s (DAMAN24) music hits and he steps out on to the top of the ramp and makes his way down to the ring as boos start in the SR Towers. * SO YOU THINK YOU’RE UNTOUCHABLE! * John Cena (Afrojoe) steps out on to the top of the ramp and the boos grow louder * WORD LIFE, THIS IS BASIC THUGANOMICS! * He walks down the ramp and joins new partner in the ring. Cena grabs a microphone and says in to it “Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo . . .”
* CAN YOU DIG IT SUCKAAA! * Booker T (Joe Dark) appears on the top of the ramp and the boos suddenly turn in to cheers, as Booker T makes his was down the ramp and his fireworks go off. When he gets to the bottom of the ramp, he waits there for his mystery partner . . . Who is it going to be?
* I’M AN ASS MAN! * So this is Booker T’s (Joe Dark) mystery partner, * YEAH I’M AN ASS MAN . . . YEAH! * The Bad Ass Billy Gunn (DAMAN24 – I have made him face so I can use him for this match) steps out on to the stage and the cheers are unbelievable. He runs down the ramp and when he gets to the bottom, both he and Booker T slide into the ring.
Rob Van Dam (DAMAN24) and John Cena (Afrojoe) quickly try to hurry themselves out of the ring, but Booker T (Joe Dark) gets a kick in on Cena which sends him through the middle of the ropes, and the Bad Ass Billy Gunn (DAMAN24) hits a clothesline on RVD which sends him over the top rope and to the mat! Both men are straight up and they walk round to their corner, they both step on to the side, then RVD while Cena waits on the out side. So it will be Billy Gunn and RVD to start things off, so Booker T will have to wait to get his revenge on his opponents, as he steps out of the ring. Referee Mike Chioda (Loki) officially starts the match.
* DING! * * DING! * * DING! *
The Bad Ass Billy Gunn (DAMAN24) and Rob Van Dam (DAMAN24) circle each other for a couple of seconds and then lock up in to a grapple and the veteran Billy Gunn over powers RVD and forces him in to the corner, where there are none of their partners are and referee Mike Chioda (Loki) starts a disqualification count, but Billy Gunn releases RVD straight away.
The two start circling each other again and Rob Van Dam (DAMAN24) does not wait for to lock up again as he goes for a clothesline, but the Bad Ass Billy Gunn (DAMAN24) duck and before RVD turns around he gets him in a headlock from behind! Is he going to do what I think he is? YES, HE HITS THE ONE AND ONLY VERY EARLY IN THIS MATCH! Billy Gunn might have finished this match very early on as he hooks RVD’s leg and the referee Mike Chioda (Loki) counts.
1. . . . .
2.
Kick out just after two by Rob Van Dam (DAMAN24), but John Cena (Afrojoe) had just entered the ring to break up the count if need be and he leaves the ring again. The Bad Ass Billy Gunn (DAMAN24) needs to do more damage to RVD to get the win, not just one move. Billy Gunn stands up, picks RVD up off of the floor. Billy Gunn then goes to kick him in the mid section, he definitely wants the early as he is now going for the Fame Asser, but that is not going to happen as RVD catches Billy Gunn’s leg and HITS A STEP OVER SPINNING HEEL KICK! This knocks Billy Gunn to the floor. RVD also stays on the floor, so referee Mike Chioda (Loki) starts a count.
1. . . . .
Movement straight away from Rob Van Dam (DAMAN24), but he is not up.
2. . . . .
Movement now by the Bad Ass Billy Gunn (DAMAN24) now and Rob Van Dam (DAMAN24) is now on his knees.
3. . .
Rob Van Dam (DAMAN24) is up, which breaks the referee’s count, and goes straight to his partner John Cena (Afrojoe), and tags him in. John Cena enters the ring, and the Bad Ass Billy Gunn (DAMAN24) who has just got up, is bent over with his ass facing John Cena. Cena runs up to him AND HITS A GREAT THROWBACK ON BILLY GUNN! Billy Gunn is now laid flat out and Cena now turns to Booker T (Joe Dark) and starts taunting him. This makes Booker T enter the ring, so the referee Mike Chioda (Loki) goes to stop him, which leaves Cena and RVD to double team on Billy Gunn, who they are stomping away like hell at.
Booker T (Joe Dark) finally steps out of the ring, so Rob Van Dam (DAMAN24) quickly hurries out of the ring, before the referee Mike Chioda’s (Loki) main priorities turn back to the actual match once again., but has the damage already been done to the Bad Ass Billy Gunn (DAMAN24)? John Cena now makes a cover.
1. . . . .
2. . .
Kick out on two and half and John Cena (Afrojoe) is complaining at referee Mike Chioda (Loki), so the Bad Ass Billy Gunn (DAMAN24) is trying to crawl over to his partner Booker T (Joe Dark), to get a tag which he desperately needs, but he has no chance with John Cena in the same ring as him, who has just turned back around. Cena stands over Billy Gunn, and shows total disrespect to the veteran, by slapping him across the face and shouting “C’mon Billy! Get up Billy!” The crowd do not like this at all, they do not like John Cena at all.
John Cena (Afrojoe), after done with slapping and mocking the Bad Ass Billy Gunn (DAMAN24), picks him up and Irish whips Billy Gunn in to the corner, where no partner is, and Cena does this so hard Billy Gunn bounces off the turnbuckle to the mat. Cena continues the attack, by picking Billy Gunn back up, kicking him in the mid section and then goes for the FU, but Billy Gunn won’t budge off of the floor. Billy Gunn lifts his leg up AND A FAME ASSER OUT OF DESPERATION! Both men are now down and hurt and referee Mike Chioda (Loki) starts to count them both out.
1. . . . .
2. . . . .
3. . . . .
The Bad Ass Billy Gunn (DAMAN24) is now slightly moving and crawls, bit by bit, over to John Cena (Afrojoe).
4. . . . .
5. . .
The Bad Ass Billy Gunn (DAMAN24) reaches arm across John Cena (Afrojoe) and lands it on him, so the referee Mike Chioda (Loki), counts the pin.
1. . . . .
2.
Shoulder straight up after two by John Cena (Afrojoe). Both men now make their way gradually over to their partners who are raring to go.
John Cena (Afrojoe) gets to Rob Van Dam (DAMAN24) first and makes the tag, but the Bad Ass Billy Gunn (DAMAN24) makes a tag to Booker T (Joe Dark) straight after. When RVD and Booker T get to each other they start to exchange blows, but the man who is legal for the first time, Booker T, soon gets the upper hand and forces RVD back so he is leaning on the ropes.
Booker T (Joe Dark) Irish whips Rob Van Dam (DAMAN24) in to the opposite ropes and Booker T follows him AND GIVES HIM A CLOTHESLINE WHICH SENDS HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE! Booker T is feeling it now, he’s down on one knee, with his right hand out AND YES; THE SPIN – A – ROONI! The second most electrifying move in sports entertainment today; right behind the people’s elbow.
Booker T (Joe Dark) follows Rob Van Dam (DAMAN24), after the spin – a – rooni, and the crowd are now really rooting for him. He picks up RVD and throws him straight back in to the ring, with the referee’s count on two. Both men’s partners are now stood up on the side of the ring ready for their tag.
Booker T (Joe Dark) now picks up Rob Van Dam (DAMAN24) and look at this, Eugene (DW) is making his way down the ramp, with a box of chocolates in his hands, shortly followed by William Regal. Booker T twists RVD’s arm around AND A BIG SIDE KICK TO THE FACE OF RVD! This knocks RVD to the floor right in front of the Bad Ass Billy Gunn (DAMAN24). Booker T makes a tag to Billy Gunn, with Eugene now at the bottom of the ramp, beside the ring. When Billy Gunn enters the ring, Eugene steps on to the side of the ring, not letting Booker T leave the ring, until he takes the chocolates which he will not do.
This also makes the referee Mike Chioda (Loki) turn his back to sort out what is going on with Eugene (DW) and Booker T (Joe Dark). William Regal is also trying to get Eugene down. Meanwhile John Cena (Afrojoe) has entered the ring and put his ‘LIFE’ knuckle duster on, from his ‘WORD LIFE’ knuckle dusters, AND WHAM! HE JUST CLOCKED THE BAD ASS BILLY GUNN (DAMAN24) OVER THE HEAD WITH THE KNUCKLE DUSTER! He could be out cold!
Booker T (Joe Dark) knocks the box of chocolates out of Eugene’s (DW) hands, so he has to go and retrieve them, whilst John Cena (Afrojoe) throws his knuckle duster away and charges at Booker T and clotheslines him, knocking him and himself out of the ring. The referee now turns back around and Rob Van Dam (DAMAN24) is on his knees and sees the Bad Ass Billy Gunn (DAMAN24) down, so he goes to the corner, jumps on to the top rope and jumps back off AND LANDS THE FIVE STAR FROG SPLASH ON BILLY GUNN! RVD makes the pin cover and referee Mike Chioda (Loki) counts.
1. . . . .
2. . . . .
3!!!!!!!
* DING! * * DING! * * DING! *
Rob Van Dam (Afrojoe) wins the match for himself and John Cena (Afrojoe), but Cena’s cheating won the match really. These two will advance to the fatal four way match at the next PPV for the Tag Team Championship.
Look at this, Booker T (Joe Dark) has got away from John Cena (Afrojoe) and enters the ring and clotheslines Rob Van Dam (DAMAN24) to the floor, but now Cena is in the ring as well, with a steel chair in hand. He sneaks up behind Booker T AND WHAM! CHAIR SHOT TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD! This knocks Booker T face first to the floor.
John Cena (Afrojoe) raises the chair again, but look, Eugene (DW) has just entered the ring with the box of chocolates in his hands, which he puts down and then snatches the chair from Cena AND BANG! EUGENE JUST CRACKED JOHN CENA OVER THE HEAD WITH THE CHAIR! Rob Van Dam (DAMAN24) is up and runs at Eugene AND CHAIR TO THE HEAD OF RVD AS WELL BY EUGENE! The fans are now chanting “Eugene! Eugene! Eugene!” And Eugene is loving it and clapping along.
William Regal has now entered the ring and Booker T (Joe Dark) is sitting up, also the Bad Ass Billy Gunn (DAMAN24) is coming around. John Cena (Afrojoe) and Rob Van Dam (DAMAN24) have both now rolled out of the ring. Booker T picks up the box of chocolates and Billy Gunn and Booker T stand up next to Eugene and William Regal and all four take a chocolate and eat it. Booker T pats Eugene on the back, then all four join hands and raise them with the crowd cheering and with Eugene having a big smile on his face.
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Well Booker T (Joe Dark) got the last laugh there against his rivals. And stay tuned in to SRW for the other fatal four way qualifier between The Elements (Reaver (Ant) & Jetster) and Vitamin C (Chris Jericho & Christian (Jae)), also the hardcore match between Jonny Hammer (Chris) and The Jackal (RM18), plus Stone Edge (Jae) against Hawk (Afrojoe), where Krusher will announce which of Hawk’s options he’ll be taking. But that’s all for now, tune in next week to find out what happens with this feud.
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WINNER – John Cena & Rob Van Dam (Afrojoe & DAMAN24)
Thanks for reading,
Chris.
Looked pretty good to me, although I had to skim read it as I'm at work. Unlike GP I don't remember any storylines and have no clue whatsoever as to what is going on.
I didn't remember anything about this storyline but good match none the less.
Yeah, the SRW report is in progress.
I think Joe is gonna do his and Figo may be doing Congys.
GP are you gonna do a SRW Report after this to get every one back up to date?
GP are you gonna do a SRW Report after this to get every one back up to date?
There is 3 matches still to do. Lipe is still doing his, there is Congy's match still to do which I'll do if he doesn't want to do it and Chris' brother and I'll do that if he doesn't want to.
Sooo... What matches are we still waiting for before the next Eclipse can be done? :P
I actually remembered most of the SRW storylines, if not all so that is good for me. :)
Anyway, I've already read it and I thought it was good and the adjustments you made improved it.
Anyway, I've already read it and I thought it was good and the adjustments you made improved it.
I knew most people would have forgot that is why I put the bit at the top from the triple threat match, that was the start of the story line.
Hmm... Good match. Eugenes interference was quite funny. :P I can't really remember any of the storyline though so I can't really comment much further... :)
SRW Eclipse – Tag Team Match – John Cena & Rob Van Dam (Afrojoe & DAMAN24) Vs. Booker T (Joe Dark) & ? ? ?
Welcome back to SRW Eclipse and up next we have a tag team match, where the winner will advance to the fatal four way Tag Team Championship match at the next PPV. The two tag teams competing in this match are the newly made John Cena (Afrojoe) and Rob Van Dam (DAMAN24) taking on Booker T (Joe Dark) and a partner of his choice. Here is what happened last week when there was a triple threat match with these three in, and after John Cena had been eliminated:
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“Booker T! Booker T! Booker T!” The fans chant. They are really behind Booker.
Rob Van Dam gets up, Booker T with a kick to the mid section, runs to the ropes, and could it be a scissors kick?! NO! RVD Counters! And a face buster! A pedigree like move plants Booker T deep into that mat!
RVD looks at the turnbuckle. Leaps to the top rope. A FIVE STAR FROG SPLASH!
Wait! Booker T got his knees up! Rob Van Dam can barley stand!
Out of nowhere! A scissors kick!
Could this be all?
1..
2...
3..! * Ding Ding Ding *
Here is your winner! Boookkerrr T!
The referee raises Booker T’s hand! Wait! It’s John Cena with that chain rapped around his fist!
Booker T turns around and that steel chain right to the skull of Booker T.
And Booker T is bleeding. That wound from last week as been opened up!
Awww! RVD, finally gets to deliver that trade mark Five Star Frog Splash!
Look! Cena is raising RVD’s hand! What does this all mean? Are RVD and John Cena teaming up? What can happen next week on SRW Eclipse? I cannot wait!
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So now let us get straight to the action:
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* The camera shoots backstage * Michael Cole is standing next to Booker T (Joe Dark), with a microphone and he asks him “So Booker, have you found your self a partner for your match tonight?” Booker T turns and stares at Michael Cole and then says “Do you think I am dumb? . . . Of course I got my self a partner to get revenge on them two suckas tonight!” Michael Cole goes to ask Booker T another question, but is stopped by Eugene (DW), who steps in front of them both, so he is in front of the screen, and starts pointing to him self. Booker T says “What do you think you are doing?” Eugene (DW) turns around, points to him self and then at Booker T and then claps his hands together, to say he wants to be his tag team partner. Booker T understands him, but says “You’re not gonna be my partner, I already have one and it isn’t you. . . You dig?”
Booker T makes his way down to the ring, leaving Eugene unhappy, biting his thumb nail. William Regal (Don’t know if DW wants him as manager, but he is for this) had been watching this and goes up to Eugene and comforts him by saying “He didn’t mean it, he’s just a bit ignorant. You were his second choice partner. I think he actually quite likes you.” This cheered Eugene up and he waves at Booker T who is half way down the corridor.
* ONE OF A KIND! * Rob Van Dam’s (DAMAN24) music hits and he steps out on to the top of the ramp and makes his way down to the ring as boos start in the SR Towers. * SO YOU THINK YOU’RE UNTOUCHABLE! * John Cena (Afrojoe) steps out on to the top of the ramp and the boos grow louder * WORD LIFE, THIS IS BASIC THUGANOMICS! * He walks down the ramp and joins new partner in the ring. Cena grabs a microphone and says in to it “Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo . . .”
* CAN YOU DIG IT SUCKAAA! * Booker T (Joe Dark) appears on the top of the ramp and the boos suddenly turn in to cheers, as Booker T makes his was down the ramp and his fireworks go off. When he gets to the bottom of the ramp, he waits there for his mystery partner . . . Who is it going to be?
* I’M AN ASS MAN! * So this is Booker T’s (Joe Dark) mystery partner, * YEAH I’M AN ASS MAN . . . YEAH! * The Bad Ass Billy Gunn (DAMAN24 – I have made him face so I can use him for this match) steps out on to the stage and the cheers are unbelievable. He runs down the ramp and when he gets to the bottom, both he and Booker T slide into the ring.
Rob Van Dam (DAMAN24) and John Cena (Afrojoe) quickly try to hurry themselves out of the ring, but Booker T (Joe Dark) gets a kick in on Cena which sends him through the middle of the ropes, and the Bad Ass Billy Gunn (DAMAN24) hits a clothesline on RVD which sends him over the top rope and to the mat! Both men are straight up and they walk round to their corner, they both step on to the side, then RVD while Cena waits on the out side. So it will be Billy Gunn and RVD to start things off, so Booker T will have to wait to get his revenge on his opponents, as he steps out of the ring. Referee Mike Chioda (Loki) officially starts the match.
* DING! * * DING! * * DING! *
The Bad Ass Billy Gunn (DAMAN24) and Rob Van Dam (DAMAN24) circle each other for a couple of seconds and then lock up in to a grapple and the veteran Billy Gunn over powers RVD and forces him in to the corner, where there are none of their partners are and referee Mike Chioda (Loki) starts a disqualification count, but Billy Gunn releases RVD straight away.
The two start circling each other again and Rob Van Dam (DAMAN24) does not wait for to lock up again as he goes for a clothesline, but the Bad Ass Billy Gunn (DAMAN24) duck and before RVD turns around he gets him in a headlock from behind! Is he going to do what I think he is? YES, HE HITS THE ONE AND ONLY VERY EARLY IN THIS MATCH! Billy Gunn might have finished this match very early on as he hooks RVD’s leg and the referee Mike Chioda (Loki) counts.
1. . . . .
2.
Kick out just after two by Rob Van Dam (DAMAN24), but John Cena (Afrojoe) had just entered the ring to break up the count if need be and he leaves the ring again. The Bad Ass Billy Gunn (DAMAN24) needs to do more damage to RVD to get the win, not just one move. Billy Gunn stands up, picks RVD up off of the floor. Billy Gunn then goes to kick him in the mid section, he definitely wants the early as he is now going for the Fame Asser, but that is not going to happen as RVD catches Billy Gunn’s leg and HITS A STEP OVER SPINNING HEEL KICK! This knocks Billy Gunn to the floor. RVD also stays on the floor, so referee Mike Chioda (Loki) starts a count.
1. . . . .
Movement straight away from Rob Van Dam (DAMAN24), but he is not up.
2. . . . .
Movement now by the Bad Ass Billy Gunn (DAMAN24) now and Rob Van Dam (DAMAN24) is now on his knees.
3. . .
Rob Van Dam (DAMAN24) is up, which breaks the referee’s count, and goes straight to his partner John Cena (Afrojoe), and tags him in. John Cena enters the ring, and the Bad Ass Billy Gunn (DAMAN24) who has just got up, is bent over with his ass facing John Cena. Cena runs up to him AND HITS A GREAT THROWBACK ON BILLY GUNN! Billy Gunn is now laid flat out and Cena now turns to Booker T (Joe Dark) and starts taunting him. This makes Booker T enter the ring, so the referee Mike Chioda (Loki) goes to stop him, which leaves Cena and RVD to double team on Billy Gunn, who they are stomping away like hell at.
Booker T (Joe Dark) finally steps out of the ring, so Rob Van Dam (DAMAN24) quickly hurries out of the ring, before the referee Mike Chioda’s (Loki) main priorities turn back to the actual match once again., but has the damage already been done to the Bad Ass Billy Gunn (DAMAN24)? John Cena now makes a cover.
1. . . . .
2. . .
Kick out on two and half and John Cena (Afrojoe) is complaining at referee Mike Chioda (Loki), so the Bad Ass Billy Gunn (DAMAN24) is trying to crawl over to his partner Booker T (Joe Dark), to get a tag which he desperately needs, but he has no chance with John Cena in the same ring as him, who has just turned back around. Cena stands over Billy Gunn, and shows total disrespect to the veteran, by slapping him across the face and shouting “C’mon Billy! Get up Billy!” The crowd do not like this at all, they do not like John Cena at all.
John Cena (Afrojoe), after done with slapping and mocking the Bad Ass Billy Gunn (DAMAN24), picks him up and Irish whips Billy Gunn in to the corner, where no partner is, and Cena does this so hard Billy Gunn bounces off the turnbuckle to the mat. Cena continues the attack, by picking Billy Gunn back up, kicking him in the mid section and then goes for the FU, but Billy Gunn won’t budge off of the floor. Billy Gunn lifts his leg up AND A FAME ASSER OUT OF DESPERATION! Both men are now down and hurt and referee Mike Chioda (Loki) starts to count them both out.
1. . . . .
2. . . . .
3. . . . .
The Bad Ass Billy Gunn (DAMAN24) is now slightly moving and crawls, bit by bit, over to John Cena (Afrojoe).
4. . . . .
5. . .
The Bad Ass Billy Gunn (DAMAN24) reaches arm across John Cena (Afrojoe) and lands it on him, so the referee Mike Chioda (Loki), counts the pin.
1. . . . .
2.
Shoulder straight up after two by John Cena (Afrojoe). Both men now make their way gradually over to their partners who are raring to go.
John Cena (Afrojoe) gets to Rob Van Dam (DAMAN24) first and makes the tag, but the Bad Ass Billy Gunn (DAMAN24) makes a tag to Booker T (Joe Dark) straight after. When RVD and Booker T get to each other they start to exchange blows, but the man who is legal for the first time, Booker T, soon gets the upper hand and forces RVD back so he is leaning on the ropes.
Booker T (Joe Dark) Irish whips Rob Van Dam (DAMAN24) in to the opposite ropes and Booker T follows him AND GIVES HIM A CLOTHESLINE WHICH SENDS HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE! Booker T is feeling it now, he’s down on one knee, with his right hand out AND YES; THE SPIN – A – ROONI! The second most electrifying move in sports entertainment today; right behind the people’s elbow.
Booker T (Joe Dark) follows Rob Van Dam (DAMAN24), after the spin – a – rooni, and the crowd are now really rooting for him. He picks up RVD and throws him straight back in to the ring, with the referee’s count on two. Both men’s partners are now stood up on the side of the ring ready for their tag.
Booker T (Joe Dark) now picks up Rob Van Dam (DAMAN24) and look at this, Eugene (DW) is making his way down the ramp, with a box of chocolates in his hands, shortly followed by William Regal. Booker T twists RVD’s arm around AND A BIG SIDE KICK TO THE FACE OF RVD! This knocks RVD to the floor right in front of the Bad Ass Billy Gunn (DAMAN24). Booker T makes a tag to Billy Gunn, with Eugene now at the bottom of the ramp, beside the ring. When Billy Gunn enters the ring, Eugene steps on to the side of the ring, not letting Booker T leave the ring, until he takes the chocolates which he will not do.
This also makes the referee Mike Chioda (Loki) turn his back to sort out what is going on with Eugene (DW) and Booker T (Joe Dark). William Regal is also trying to get Eugene down. Meanwhile John Cena (Afrojoe) has entered the ring and put his ‘LIFE’ knuckle duster on, from his ‘WORD LIFE’ knuckle dusters, AND WHAM! HE JUST CLOCKED THE BAD ASS BILLY GUNN (DAMAN24) OVER THE HEAD WITH THE KNUCKLE DUSTER! He could be out cold!
Booker T (Joe Dark) knocks the box of chocolates out of Eugene’s (DW) hands, so he has to go and retrieve them, whilst John Cena (Afrojoe) throws his knuckle duster away and charges at Booker T and clotheslines him, knocking him and himself out of the ring. The referee now turns back around and Rob Van Dam (DAMAN24) is on his knees and sees the Bad Ass Billy Gunn (DAMAN24) down, so he goes to the corner, jumps on to the top rope and jumps back off AND LANDS THE FIVE STAR FROG SPLASH ON BILLY GUNN! RVD makes the pin cover and referee Mike Chioda (Loki) counts.
1. . . . .
2. . . . .
3!!!!!!!
* DING! * * DING! * * DING! *
Rob Van Dam (Afrojoe) wins the match for himself and John Cena (Afrojoe), but Cena’s cheating won the match really. These two will advance to the fatal four way match at the next PPV for the Tag Team Championship.
Look at this, Booker T (Joe Dark) has got away from John Cena (Afrojoe) and enters the ring and clotheslines Rob Van Dam (DAMAN24) to the floor, but now Cena is in the ring as well, with a steel chair in hand. He sneaks up behind Booker T AND WHAM! CHAIR SHOT TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD! This knocks Booker T face first to the floor.
John Cena (Afrojoe) raises the chair again, but look, Eugene (DW) has just entered the ring with the box of chocolates in his hands, which he puts down and then snatches the chair from Cena AND BANG! EUGENE JUST CRACKED JOHN CENA OVER THE HEAD WITH THE CHAIR! Rob Van Dam (DAMAN24) is up and runs at Eugene AND CHAIR TO THE HEAD OF RVD AS WELL BY EUGENE! The fans are now chanting “Eugene! Eugene! Eugene!” And Eugene is loving it and clapping along.
William Regal has now entered the ring and Booker T (Joe Dark) is sitting up, also the Bad Ass Billy Gunn (DAMAN24) is coming around. John Cena (Afrojoe) and Rob Van Dam (DAMAN24) have both now rolled out of the ring. Booker T picks up the box of chocolates and Billy Gunn and Booker T stand up next to Eugene and William Regal and all four take a chocolate and eat it. Booker T pats Eugene on the back, then all four join hands and raise them with the crowd cheering and with Eugene having a big smile on his face.
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Well Booker T (Joe Dark) got the last laugh there against his rivals. And stay tuned in to SRW for the other fatal four way qualifier between The Elements (Reaver (Ant) & Jetster) and Vitamin C (Chris Jericho & Christian (Jae)), also the hardcore match between Jonny Hammer (Chris) and The Jackal (RM18), plus Stone Edge (Jae) against Hawk (Afrojoe), where Krusher will announce which of Hawk’s options he’ll be taking. But that’s all for now, tune in next week to find out what happens with this feud.
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WINNER – John Cena & Rob Van Dam (Afrojoe & DAMAN24)
Thanks for reading,
Chris.
Welcome back to SRW Eclipse and up next we have a tag team match, where the winner will advance to the fatal four way Tag Team Championship match at the next PPV. The two tag teams competing in this match are the newly made John Cena (Afrojoe) and Rob Van Dam (DAMAN24) taking on Booker T (Joe Dark) and a partner of his choice. Here is what happened last week when there was a triple threat match with these three in, and after John Cena had been eliminated:
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“Booker T! Booker T! Booker T!” The fans chant. They are really behind Booker.
Rob Van Dam gets up, Booker T with a kick to the mid section, runs to the ropes, and could it be a scissors kick?! NO! RVD Counters! And a face buster! A pedigree like move plants Booker T deep into that mat!
RVD looks at the turnbuckle. Leaps to the top rope. A FIVE STAR FROG SPLASH!
Wait! Booker T got his knees up! Rob Van Dam can barley stand!
Out of nowhere! A scissors kick!
Could this be all?
1..
2...
3..! * Ding Ding Ding *
Here is your winner! Boookkerrr T!
The referee raises Booker T’s hand! Wait! It’s John Cena with that chain rapped around his fist!
Booker T turns around and that steel chain right to the skull of Booker T.
And Booker T is bleeding. That wound from last week as been opened up!
Awww! RVD, finally gets to deliver that trade mark Five Star Frog Splash!
Look! Cena is raising RVD’s hand! What does this all mean? Are RVD and John Cena teaming up? What can happen next week on SRW Eclipse? I cannot wait!
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So now let us get straight to the action:
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* The camera shoots backstage * Michael Cole is standing next to Booker T (Joe Dark), with a microphone and he asks him “So Booker, have you found your self a partner for your match tonight?” Booker T turns and stares at Michael Cole and then says “Do you think I am dumb? . . . Of course I got my self a partner to get revenge on them two suckas tonight!” Michael Cole goes to ask Booker T another question, but is stopped by Eugene (DW), who steps in front of them both, so he is in front of the screen, and starts pointing to him self. Booker T says “What do you think you are doing?” Eugene (DW) turns around, points to him self and then at Booker T and then claps his hands together, to say he wants to be his tag team partner. Booker T understands him, but says “You’re not gonna be my partner, I already have one and it isn’t you. . . You dig?”
Booker T makes his way down to the ring, leaving Eugene unhappy, biting his thumb nail. William Regal (Don’t know if DW wants him as manager, but he is for this) had been watching this and goes up to Eugene and comforts him by saying “He didn’t mean it, he’s just a bit ignorant. You were his second choice partner. I think he actually quite likes you.” This cheered Eugene up and he waves at Booker T who is half way down the corridor.
* ONE OF A KIND! * Rob Van Dam’s (DAMAN24) music hits and he steps out on to the top of the ramp and makes his way down to the ring as boos start in the SR Towers. * SO YOU THINK YOU’RE UNTOUCHABLE! * John Cena (Afrojoe) steps out on to the top of the ramp and the boos grow louder * WORD LIFE, THIS IS BASIC THUGANOMICS! * He walks down the ramp and joins new partner in the ring. Cena grabs a microphone and says in to it “Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo . . .”
* CAN YOU DIG IT SUCKAAA! * Booker T (Joe Dark) appears on the top of the ramp and the boos suddenly turn in to cheers, as Booker T makes his was down the ramp and his fireworks go off. When he gets to the bottom of the ramp, he waits there for his mystery partner . . . Who is it going to be?
* I’M AN ASS MAN! * So this is Booker T’s (Joe Dark) mystery partner, * YEAH I’M AN ASS MAN . . . YEAH! * The Bad Ass Billy Gunn (DAMAN24 – I have made him face so I can use him for this match) steps out on to the stage and the cheers are unbelievable. He runs down the ramp and when he gets to the bottom, both he and Booker T slide into the ring.
Rob Van Dam (DAMAN24) and John Cena (Afrojoe) quickly try to hurry themselves out of the ring, but Booker T (Joe Dark) gets a kick in on Cena which sends him through the middle of the ropes, and the Bad Ass Billy Gunn (DAMAN24) hits a clothesline on RVD which sends him over the top rope and to the mat! Both men are straight up and they walk round to their corner, they both step on to the side, then RVD while Cena waits on the out side. So it will be Billy Gunn and RVD to start things off, so Booker T will have to wait to get his revenge on his opponents, as he steps out of the ring. Referee Mike Chioda (Loki) officially starts the match.
* DING! * * DING! * * DING! *
The Bad Ass Billy Gunn (DAMAN24) and Rob Van Dam (DAMAN24) circle each other for a couple of seconds and then lock up in to a grapple and the veteran Billy Gunn over powers RVD and forces him in to the corner, where there are none of their partners are and referee Mike Chioda (Loki) starts a disqualification count, but Billy Gunn releases RVD straight away.
The two start circling each other again and Rob Van Dam (DAMAN24) does not wait for to lock up again as he goes for a clothesline, but the Bad Ass Billy Gunn (DAMAN24) duck and before RVD turns around he gets him in a headlock from behind! Is he going to do what I think he is? YES, HE HITS THE ONE AND ONLY VERY EARLY IN THIS MATCH! Billy Gunn might have finished this match very early on as he hooks RVD’s leg and the referee Mike Chioda (Loki) counts.
1. . . . .
2.
Kick out just after two by Rob Van Dam (DAMAN24), but John Cena (Afrojoe) had just entered the ring to break up the count if need be and he leaves the ring again. The Bad Ass Billy Gunn (DAMAN24) needs to do more damage to RVD to get the win, not just one move. Billy Gunn stands up, picks RVD up off of the floor. Billy Gunn then goes to kick him in the mid section, he definitely wants the early as he is now going for the Fame Asser, but that is not going to happen as RVD catches Billy Gunn’s leg and HITS A STEP OVER SPINNING HEEL KICK! This knocks Billy Gunn to the floor. RVD also stays on the floor, so referee Mike Chioda (Loki) starts a count.
1. . . . .
Movement straight away from Rob Van Dam (DAMAN24), but he is not up.
2. . . . .
Movement now by the Bad Ass Billy Gunn (DAMAN24) now and Rob Van Dam (DAMAN24) is now on his knees.
3. . .
Rob Van Dam (DAMAN24) is up, which breaks the referee’s count, and goes straight to his partner John Cena (Afrojoe), and tags him in. John Cena enters the ring, and the Bad Ass Billy Gunn (DAMAN24) who has just got up, is bent over with his ass facing John Cena. Cena runs up to him AND HITS A GREAT THROWBACK ON BILLY GUNN! Billy Gunn is now laid flat out and Cena now turns to Booker T (Joe Dark) and starts taunting him. This makes Booker T enter the ring, so the referee Mike Chioda (Loki) goes to stop him, which leaves Cena and RVD to double team on Billy Gunn, who they are stomping away like hell at.
Booker T (Joe Dark) finally steps out of the ring, so Rob Van Dam (DAMAN24) quickly hurries out of the ring, before the referee Mike Chioda’s (Loki) main priorities turn back to the actual match once again., but has the damage already been done to the Bad Ass Billy Gunn (DAMAN24)? John Cena now makes a cover.
1. . . . .
2. . .
Kick out on two and half and John Cena (Afrojoe) is complaining at referee Mike Chioda (Loki), so the Bad Ass Billy Gunn (DAMAN24) is trying to crawl over to his partner Booker T (Joe Dark), to get a tag which he desperately needs, but he has no chance with John Cena in the same ring as him, who has just turned back around. Cena stands over Billy Gunn, and shows total disrespect to the veteran, by slapping him across the face and shouting “C’mon Billy! Get up Billy!” The crowd do not like this at all, they do not like John Cena at all.
John Cena (Afrojoe), after done with slapping and mocking the Bad Ass Billy Gunn (DAMAN24), picks him up and Irish whips Billy Gunn in to the corner, where no partner is, and Cena does this so hard Billy Gunn bounces off the turnbuckle to the mat. Cena continues the attack, by picking Billy Gunn back up, kicking him in the mid section and then goes for the FU, but Billy Gunn won’t budge off of the floor. Billy Gunn lifts his leg up AND A FAME ASSER OUT OF DESPERATION! Both men are now down and hurt and referee Mike Chioda (Loki) starts to count them both out.
1. . . . .
2. . . . .
3. . . . .
The Bad Ass Billy Gunn (DAMAN24) is now slightly moving and crawls, bit by bit, over to John Cena (Afrojoe).
4. . . . .
5. . .
The Bad Ass Billy Gunn (DAMAN24) reaches arm across John Cena (Afrojoe) and lands it on him, so the referee Mike Chioda (Loki), counts the pin.
1. . . . .
2.
Shoulder straight up after two by John Cena (Afrojoe). Both men now make their way gradually over to their partners who are raring to go.
John Cena (Afrojoe) gets to Rob Van Dam (DAMAN24) first and makes the tag, but the Bad Ass Billy Gunn (DAMAN24) makes a tag to Booker T (Joe Dark) straight after. When RVD and Booker T get to each other they start to exchange blows, but the man who is legal for the first time, Booker T, soon gets the upper hand and forces RVD back so he is leaning on the ropes.
Booker T (Joe Dark) Irish whips Rob Van Dam (DAMAN24) in to the opposite ropes and Booker T follows him AND GIVES HIM A CLOTHESLINE WHICH SENDS HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE! Booker T is feeling it now, he’s down on one knee, with his right hand out AND YES; THE SPIN – A – ROONI! The second most electrifying move in sports entertainment today; right behind the people’s elbow.
Booker T (Joe Dark) follows Rob Van Dam (DAMAN24), after the spin – a – rooni, and the crowd are now really rooting for him. He picks up RVD and throws him straight back in to the ring, with the referee’s count on two. Both men’s partners are now stood up on the side of the ring ready for their tag.
Booker T (Joe Dark) now picks up Rob Van Dam (DAMAN24) and look at this, Eugene (DW) is making his way down the ramp, with a box of chocolates in his hands, shortly followed by William Regal. Booker T twists RVD’s arm around AND A BIG SIDE KICK TO THE FACE OF RVD! This knocks RVD to the floor right in front of the Bad Ass Billy Gunn (DAMAN24). Booker T makes a tag to Billy Gunn, with Eugene now at the bottom of the ramp, beside the ring. When Billy Gunn enters the ring, Eugene steps on to the side of the ring, not letting Booker T leave the ring, until he takes the chocolates which he will not do.
This also makes the referee Mike Chioda (Loki) turn his back to sort out what is going on with Eugene (DW) and Booker T (Joe Dark). William Regal is also trying to get Eugene down. Meanwhile John Cena (Afrojoe) has entered the ring and put his ‘LIFE’ knuckle duster on, from his ‘WORD LIFE’ knuckle dusters, AND WHAM! HE JUST CLOCKED THE BAD ASS BILLY GUNN (DAMAN24) OVER THE HEAD WITH THE KNUCKLE DUSTER! He could be out cold!
Booker T (Joe Dark) knocks the box of chocolates out of Eugene’s (DW) hands, so he has to go and retrieve them, whilst John Cena (Afrojoe) throws his knuckle duster away and charges at Booker T and clotheslines him, knocking him and himself out of the ring. The referee now turns back around and Rob Van Dam (DAMAN24) is on his knees and sees the Bad Ass Billy Gunn (DAMAN24) down, so he goes to the corner, jumps on to the top rope and jumps back off AND LANDS THE FIVE STAR FROG SPLASH ON BILLY GUNN! RVD makes the pin cover and referee Mike Chioda (Loki) counts.
1. . . . .
2. . . . .
3!!!!!!!
* DING! * * DING! * * DING! *
Rob Van Dam (Afrojoe) wins the match for himself and John Cena (Afrojoe), but Cena’s cheating won the match really. These two will advance to the fatal four way match at the next PPV for the Tag Team Championship.
Look at this, Booker T (Joe Dark) has got away from John Cena (Afrojoe) and enters the ring and clotheslines Rob Van Dam (DAMAN24) to the floor, but now Cena is in the ring as well, with a steel chair in hand. He sneaks up behind Booker T AND WHAM! CHAIR SHOT TO THE BACK OF THE HEAD! This knocks Booker T face first to the floor.
John Cena (Afrojoe) raises the chair again, but look, Eugene (DW) has just entered the ring with the box of chocolates in his hands, which he puts down and then snatches the chair from Cena AND BANG! EUGENE JUST CRACKED JOHN CENA OVER THE HEAD WITH THE CHAIR! Rob Van Dam (DAMAN24) is up and runs at Eugene AND CHAIR TO THE HEAD OF RVD AS WELL BY EUGENE! The fans are now chanting “Eugene! Eugene! Eugene!” And Eugene is loving it and clapping along.
William Regal has now entered the ring and Booker T (Joe Dark) is sitting up, also the Bad Ass Billy Gunn (DAMAN24) is coming around. John Cena (Afrojoe) and Rob Van Dam (DAMAN24) have both now rolled out of the ring. Booker T picks up the box of chocolates and Billy Gunn and Booker T stand up next to Eugene and William Regal and all four take a chocolate and eat it. Booker T pats Eugene on the back, then all four join hands and raise them with the crowd cheering and with Eugene having a big smile on his face.
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Well Booker T (Joe Dark) got the last laugh there against his rivals. And stay tuned in to SRW for the other fatal four way qualifier between The Elements (Reaver (Ant) & Jetster) and Vitamin C (Chris Jericho & Christian (Jae)), also the hardcore match between Jonny Hammer (Chris) and The Jackal (RM18), plus Stone Edge (Jae) against Hawk (Afrojoe), where Krusher will announce which of Hawk’s options he’ll be taking. But that’s all for now, tune in next week to find out what happens with this feud.
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WINNER – John Cena & Rob Van Dam (Afrojoe & DAMAN24)
Thanks for reading,
Chris.