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A few beautiful Summers ago, our living room came under a small problem. Tiny little black ants, smaller than a pea, began to use our lounge as an exploration site. This was ignored at first, until we considered that they might actually be living IN the house!
Only emerging in the Summer, barely visible, not even irritating at first, tiny wingless ants had decided to live with us. Ofcourse they came back in excessive numbers and endured the following deaths:
flicked, stepped on, intently crushed with a blunt object, drowned, sprayed, hoovered, attacked by pet dogs, wandered into one of those sh!te plastic things that allegedly poisons 'em.
The best death by far was when I blew one away and it flew vertical north before crashing back down on it's own head.
Two years went by without sightings and then they returned WITH A VENGEANCE! Huge b******* with wings, crawling on my living room carpet, investigating my living room windows, daring their way towards bowls of cereal.
Now the news reaches us that they will invade almost all of England this Summer as the heat slowly rises. Do you have 'em? Have you suffered? I've been bit, and let me tell you that it has a dandy little sting to 'em.
God help me, I HATE ANTS!
Only emerging in the Summer, barely visible, not even irritating at first, tiny wingless ants had decided to live with us. Ofcourse they came back in excessive numbers and endured the following deaths:
flicked, stepped on, intently crushed with a blunt object, drowned, sprayed, hoovered, attacked by pet dogs, wandered into one of those sh!te plastic things that allegedly poisons 'em.
The best death by far was when I blew one away and it flew vertical north before crashing back down on it's own head.
Two years went by without sightings and then they returned WITH A VENGEANCE! Huge b******* with wings, crawling on my living room carpet, investigating my living room windows, daring their way towards bowls of cereal.
Now the news reaches us that they will invade almost all of England this Summer as the heat slowly rises. Do you have 'em? Have you suffered? I've been bit, and let me tell you that it has a dandy little sting to 'em.
God help me, I HATE ANTS!
Those ant sprays are useless as well, heres a tip though, if they are getting in from cracks in wall ect put washing-up liquid around the cracks and for some reason the ants don't go anywhere near it, perhaps its the fact that they die instantly when they come into contact with it.
I stopped at 546.
I agree with that.. theres loads of the blummin things everywhere.. More than usual in the summer.. The worst are the flying ants theres hundreds or it could be thousands of them everywhere :|
Who was it who wrote that amazing post about battling the ants?
It was most genius.
It was most genius.
phi11ip wrote:
> Ants, Ants, everywhere, and not a drop to drink...
>
> Which reminds me of a classic game which had many people hooked for
> hours...
>
> [URL]http://www.phi11ip.com/viewgame.php?game=Swat%20Ant.swf[/URL]
>
> Btw there is no end to the game, so don't moan!
130 then i got bored...
> Ants, Ants, everywhere, and not a drop to drink...
>
> Which reminds me of a classic game which had many people hooked for
> hours...
>
> [URL]http://www.phi11ip.com/viewgame.php?game=Swat%20Ant.swf[/URL]
>
> Btw there is no end to the game, so don't moan!
130 then i got bored...
DreamWarBird wrote:
> We just boil the kettle, and watch.
GENIUS!
> We just boil the kettle, and watch.
GENIUS!
wen duz teh gam end!!11
Ants, Ants, everywhere, and not a drop to drink...
Which reminds me of a classic game which had many people hooked for hours...
[URL]http://www.phi11ip.com/viewgame.php?game=Swat%20Ant.swf[/URL]
Btw there is no end to the game, so don't moan!
Which reminds me of a classic game which had many people hooked for hours...
[URL]http://www.phi11ip.com/viewgame.php?game=Swat%20Ant.swf[/URL]
Btw there is no end to the game, so don't moan!
We just boil the kettle, and watch.
A few beautiful Summers ago, our living room came under a small problem. Tiny little black ants, smaller than a pea, began to use our lounge as an exploration site. This was ignored at first, until we considered that they might actually be living IN the house!
Only emerging in the Summer, barely visible, not even irritating at first, tiny wingless ants had decided to live with us. Ofcourse they came back in excessive numbers and endured the following deaths:
flicked, stepped on, intently crushed with a blunt object, drowned, sprayed, hoovered, attacked by pet dogs, wandered into one of those sh!te plastic things that allegedly poisons 'em.
The best death by far was when I blew one away and it flew vertical north before crashing back down on it's own head.
Two years went by without sightings and then they returned WITH A VENGEANCE! Huge b******* with wings, crawling on my living room carpet, investigating my living room windows, daring their way towards bowls of cereal.
Now the news reaches us that they will invade almost all of England this Summer as the heat slowly rises. Do you have 'em? Have you suffered? I've been bit, and let me tell you that it has a dandy little sting to 'em.
God help me, I HATE ANTS!
Only emerging in the Summer, barely visible, not even irritating at first, tiny wingless ants had decided to live with us. Ofcourse they came back in excessive numbers and endured the following deaths:
flicked, stepped on, intently crushed with a blunt object, drowned, sprayed, hoovered, attacked by pet dogs, wandered into one of those sh!te plastic things that allegedly poisons 'em.
The best death by far was when I blew one away and it flew vertical north before crashing back down on it's own head.
Two years went by without sightings and then they returned WITH A VENGEANCE! Huge b******* with wings, crawling on my living room carpet, investigating my living room windows, daring their way towards bowls of cereal.
Now the news reaches us that they will invade almost all of England this Summer as the heat slowly rises. Do you have 'em? Have you suffered? I've been bit, and let me tell you that it has a dandy little sting to 'em.
God help me, I HATE ANTS!