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It's so lame that I think that in an earlier thread, where we were all making up daft names for the film, something very similar was suggested as a joke.
Also there have been further changes made to the Starwars special editions due for release in September on DVD. Hopefully one of them is to make Greedo shoot first but I fear that the changes will be a vain attempt by Lucas to rectify the shortcomings and inconsistencies in the "plots" of the first three films. What is intruiging is that there must be changes made to the films to reflect what will happen in ROTS, yet the DVDs will be out before the final film is released.
Restore the balance my ass.
What am I supposed to pun off that?
Is it really, properly official?
Who said it was Birth of the Empire?
Girth of the Umpire would have been wondeful.
> The DVDs will have all the crappy cosmetic changes the special
> editions have, and I wouldn't be surprised if there were ghost
> Anakins, ghost Schindler-Jins and big bouncy Jar-Jars everywhere.
Maybe they'll revoice Vader on the DVDs to sound more like that whiny little b*stard Ani.
I've no doubt that up there in Heaven he spends many hours playing joyfully with his walkin 'n' talkin Jar-Jar Binks.
And they have an ailen orgy on Jabba's Sex Boat.
Wicked child.
"How wude!"
Classic.
:D
Not excitement, not loathing. I read it and thought "Uh-huh, you can call it 'Dung Smeared Jawa Orgy Madness' for all I care, I'll go watch for completion and that's about the level of my interest"
The DVDs will have all the crappy cosmetic changes the special editions have, and I wouldn't be surprised if there were ghost Anakins, ghost Schindler-Jins and big bouncy Jar-Jars everywhere.
Lucas's insistence on tinkering with the originals, coupled with the abortions that are Phantom Menace & Attack of The Clones fills me with weary resignation that he's a lumpen, plaid-wearing failure that should've gotten help to write the new ones and handed directing duties over to people that cared.
Christ, if Ewan McGregor has commented that he regrets taking the role, then we can hardly be blamed for thinking "meh" at these CGI wankfests.