Doctor - How do your underpants fit?
Jimmy - Like a glove!
I'll go get my coat.
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I Thank You!!!
"Actually, no" the man replies. "Can you get him for me?" she asks. "I need to speak to him," she says, running her hands beyond his beard and into his hair.
"I'm afraid I can't ", breathes the bartender. "Is there anything I can do?"
"Yes, there is.
I need you to give him a message" she continues huskily, popping a couple of fingers into his mouth and
allowing him to suck them gently.
"What should I tell him?" the bartender manages to say.
"Tell him", she whispers, "There is no toilet paper or hand soap in the ladies toilet".
> I liked it
omg. you had to be different from eveyone else.
Oh, and that has to be the third joke ripped from Peter Kay recently on these forums, I'm now left waiting for somebody to regurgitate the Bacon Slicer pun.
Doctor - *gunshot*
Wakka - ...