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Wed 28/07/04 at 11:50
"Redness Returneth"
Posts: 8,310
Jimmy - Doctor, Doctor, I've got five p*****s.

Doctor - How do your underpants fit?

Jimmy - Like a glove!


I'll go get my coat.
Tue 03/08/04 at 02:47
"Bad Wolf; England"
Posts: 920
Here's one:

Micheal Fish recently farted, Claimed it was a burp.

I Thank You!!!

Tue 03/08/04 at 00:46
"Puerile Shagging"
Posts: 15,009
A very attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the bartender, who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers. When he does so, she begins to gently caress his full beard. "Are you the manager?" she asks, softly stroking his face with both hands.
"Actually, no" the man replies. "Can you get him for me?" she asks. "I need to speak to him," she says, running her hands beyond his beard and into his hair.
"I'm afraid I can't ", breathes the bartender. "Is there anything I can do?"
"Yes, there is.
I need you to give him a message" she continues huskily, popping a couple of fingers into his mouth and
allowing him to suck them gently.
"What should I tell him?" the bartender manages to say.
"Tell him", she whispers, "There is no toilet paper or hand soap in the ladies toilet".
Tue 03/08/04 at 00:31
Posts: 23,284
That means they'd be different sizes
Tue 03/08/04 at 00:25
"Puerile Shagging"
Posts: 15,009
No, I just like a nice simple joke once in a while.
Tue 03/08/04 at 00:22
Posts: 203
English_Bloke wrote:
> I liked it

omg. you had to be different from eveyone else.
Tue 03/08/04 at 00:17
"Puerile Shagging"
Posts: 15,009
I liked it
Tue 03/08/04 at 00:17
Posts: 203
that has to be the worst joke I've heard since the long face goat or cow (can't remember). Anyway... that was bad wakka, you have get a book "learn how to make people laugh"
Tue 03/08/04 at 00:01
Posts: 7,403

Oh, and that has to be the third joke ripped from Peter Kay recently on these forums, I'm now left waiting for somebody to regurgitate the Bacon Slicer pun.
Thu 29/07/04 at 22:05
Posts: 13,611
Wakka - Doctor, Doctor..

Doctor - *gunshot*

Wakka - ...

Thu 29/07/04 at 22:03
"Led Zeppelin"
Posts: 3,214
go home

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