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Is to get fat. Get real fat yo.
It's no use trying to fight it, Britain is getting fatter. Instead of screaming and crying/vomitting about it, let's embrace it. In terms of evolution, it makes perfect sense. When the next ice age comes around in about 400 years time (give or take a few hours), all the skinny folk, what with their lack of insulting fat, will be wiped out. They'll freeze to death in their millions whilst the fat bassers amongst us get to live(eat?) on. Being of slight frame myself, I'm going to get started now, eating as much cake, chocolate, bacon and lard I can get my boney little hands on.
As to not let get things totally out of hand, I've decided that we'll use a picture with which to gauge just how fat we need to get:
[URL] http://www.crossways-holidays.com/images/daniel.jpg [/URL]
Class dimissed.
It's no use trying to fight it, Britain is getting fatter. Instead of screaming and crying/vomitting about it, let's embrace it. In terms of evolution, it makes perfect sense. When the next ice age comes around in about 400 years time (give or take a few hours), all the skinny folk, what with their lack of insulting fat, will be wiped out. They'll freeze to death in their millions whilst the fat bassers amongst us get to live(eat?) on. Being of slight frame myself, I'm going to get started now, eating as much cake, chocolate, bacon and lard I can get my boney little hands on.
As to not let get things totally out of hand, I've decided that we'll use a picture with which to gauge just how fat we need to get:
[URL] http://www.crossways-holidays.com/images/daniel.jpg [/URL]
Class dimissed.
strange.
mikelar wrote:
> Fat Karate?
>
> I'm seeing an Olympic event...
Im seeing Martial Law.
> Fat Karate?
>
> I'm seeing an Olympic event...
Im seeing Martial Law.
mikelar wrote:
> can I sleep in yours, with you?
I'll be dead, but my spirit shall live on in you, may it be a light for you in dark places when all others lights go out.
> can I sleep in yours, with you?
I'll be dead, but my spirit shall live on in you, may it be a light for you in dark places when all others lights go out.
Fat Karate?
I'm seeing an Olympic event...
I'm seeing an Olympic event...
can I sleep in yours, with you?
I'm after putting weight on actually... I'm not really that sure how people find it so easy.. and why the nation is kinda labelled as a bunch of comfort eaters/drinkers/smokers...
How depressing.
Anyway, I think I'll take up a martial art to get fat. I need to put weight on, and the only way I can logically see it is thus.
1) You eat when you are hungry.
2) You digest food for energy.
3) You use energy when you exercise.
4) Nobody exercises because it's boring.
5) Martial arts doesn't seem boring.
6) I should do martial arts to get fat.
Other than that, maybe eat lots of ice cream and potatoes. Not at the same time, however.
How depressing.
Anyway, I think I'll take up a martial art to get fat. I need to put weight on, and the only way I can logically see it is thus.
1) You eat when you are hungry.
2) You digest food for energy.
3) You use energy when you exercise.
4) Nobody exercises because it's boring.
5) Martial arts doesn't seem boring.
6) I should do martial arts to get fat.
Other than that, maybe eat lots of ice cream and potatoes. Not at the same time, however.
By the time the next ice age comes around everyone will just stay at their log cabin on Mars for a little longer than usual.
Is to get fat. Get real fat yo.
It's no use trying to fight it, Britain is getting fatter. Instead of screaming and crying/vomitting about it, let's embrace it. In terms of evolution, it makes perfect sense. When the next ice age comes around in about 400 years time (give or take a few hours), all the skinny folk, what with their lack of insulting fat, will be wiped out. They'll freeze to death in their millions whilst the fat bassers amongst us get to live(eat?) on. Being of slight frame myself, I'm going to get started now, eating as much cake, chocolate, bacon and lard I can get my boney little hands on.
As to not let get things totally out of hand, I've decided that we'll use a picture with which to gauge just how fat we need to get:
[URL] http://www.crossways-holidays.com/images/daniel.jpg [/URL]
Class dimissed.
It's no use trying to fight it, Britain is getting fatter. Instead of screaming and crying/vomitting about it, let's embrace it. In terms of evolution, it makes perfect sense. When the next ice age comes around in about 400 years time (give or take a few hours), all the skinny folk, what with their lack of insulting fat, will be wiped out. They'll freeze to death in their millions whilst the fat bassers amongst us get to live(eat?) on. Being of slight frame myself, I'm going to get started now, eating as much cake, chocolate, bacon and lard I can get my boney little hands on.
As to not let get things totally out of hand, I've decided that we'll use a picture with which to gauge just how fat we need to get:
[URL] http://www.crossways-holidays.com/images/daniel.jpg [/URL]
Class dimissed.