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I am. I really am. If the BBC, ITV and so on readily commission the current detritus that s**tagnates the sewerage outlet of mains**tream comedy entertainment, I'm sure that I can create something that doesn't s**tink quite so much. In fact if I do, they'll snap it up anyway. It's a win-win scenario.
My initial premise (the situation) was based upon a special kid, living in this century, who has an amazing telepathic link with a Seagull, who lives in the 14th century. The special kid uses the Seagull to track down the killer of his great, great, great, great grandad in order to dish out some medieval revenge (the comedy). However "tard and feathered" is a non-s**tarter. As I found out to my cos**t, a Seagulls' comic timing is woeful. And they sh*t everywhere.
So all I need is for you lot to come up with the situation, the characters, some jokes, and some money and I'll do the res**t.
Get cracking...
My initial premise (the situation) was based upon a special kid, living in this century, who has an amazing telepathic link with a Seagull, who lives in the 14th century. The special kid uses the Seagull to track down the killer of his great, great, great, great grandad in order to dish out some medieval revenge (the comedy). However "tard and feathered" is a non-s**tarter. As I found out to my cos**t, a Seagulls' comic timing is woeful. And they sh*t everywhere.
So all I need is for you lot to come up with the situation, the characters, some jokes, and some money and I'll do the res**t.
Get cracking...
Meka Dragon wrote:
> The pilot episode features a greased up midget squeezing through a
> cat-flap. (Not a cat's flaps, that wouldn't get past the censors.)
Ahahahahahahahahahahaha!!
I want it on screen already.
> The pilot episode features a greased up midget squeezing through a
> cat-flap. (Not a cat's flaps, that wouldn't get past the censors.)
Ahahahahahahahahahahaha!!
I want it on screen already.
I'm writing a sitcom too. I submit a couple of scenes and pilot episode summary to the recent BBC talent thingy.
It's about two cops, Cruddle and Kowalski. They solve bizarre crimes in the town of Muxford Maulden.
The pilot episode features a greased up midget squeezing through a cat-flap. (Not a cat's flaps, that wouldn't get past the censors.)
It's about two cops, Cruddle and Kowalski. They solve bizarre crimes in the town of Muxford Maulden.
The pilot episode features a greased up midget squeezing through a cat-flap. (Not a cat's flaps, that wouldn't get past the censors.)
Saggy is funnier than most of the sit-coms I've seen, really.
A comedy involving wireless net-workers. There is such vastness of comedic possibility there.
"Tard and Feathered"
Ahahhahahahahahaaha!
Genius!
Ahahhahahahahahaaha!
Genius!
And also, my accent. A comedy goldmine.
Interesting premise...can i voice the seagull
Ooh, ooh - can I be in it? My acting skills are joyous.
*Pose*
*Pose*
I am. I really am. If the BBC, ITV and so on readily commission the current detritus that s**tagnates the sewerage outlet of mains**tream comedy entertainment, I'm sure that I can create something that doesn't s**tink quite so much. In fact if I do, they'll snap it up anyway. It's a win-win scenario.
My initial premise (the situation) was based upon a special kid, living in this century, who has an amazing telepathic link with a Seagull, who lives in the 14th century. The special kid uses the Seagull to track down the killer of his great, great, great, great grandad in order to dish out some medieval revenge (the comedy). However "tard and feathered" is a non-s**tarter. As I found out to my cos**t, a Seagulls' comic timing is woeful. And they sh*t everywhere.
So all I need is for you lot to come up with the situation, the characters, some jokes, and some money and I'll do the res**t.
Get cracking...
My initial premise (the situation) was based upon a special kid, living in this century, who has an amazing telepathic link with a Seagull, who lives in the 14th century. The special kid uses the Seagull to track down the killer of his great, great, great, great grandad in order to dish out some medieval revenge (the comedy). However "tard and feathered" is a non-s**tarter. As I found out to my cos**t, a Seagulls' comic timing is woeful. And they sh*t everywhere.
So all I need is for you lot to come up with the situation, the characters, some jokes, and some money and I'll do the res**t.
Get cracking...