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"Bush"

Bush in the plane a plane is on the point of crasher. There are
5 people has edge and only 4 parachutes. The first passenger known as:
"I am Kobe Bryant, the best player of the NBA. Lakers need me. I
cannot die ". It takes a parachute and jumps. The second passenger,
Hillary Clinton known as: "I am the woman of the ex president of the
USA. I am also the most ambitious woman on ground and I am a senator
of New York and a otentielle president of the USA... ". She takes the
second parachute and change. The third passenger, George W. Bush known as:
"I am the president of the USA. I have great responsibilities. I am
the leader of the free world and the greatest world nation. And more
still, I am the most intelligent president of the American History,
therefore the Americans do not want to see me dying ". He endorses the
third parachute and change. The fourth passenger, the Pope, known as
with the fifth passenger, small schoolboy a 10 year old: "I am old and
sick and it does not remain me much of time on ground in any event. As
a catholic, I give you to the last parachute... "the kid answers:
"Not, it is good, it remains a parachute for you. The most intelligent
president of the American History took my portfolio...

It bit it off, that's why he crashed.

Can dogs suck?

...

I suppose everyone had their price ...

Then matt crashed his car and died*

*He was getting sucky sucky by his dog

I'll show you my bush if you show me yours.

Then Sheppu came along and raped him, and stole his mother.

mattribute was driving along a quite country road one Sunday evening when in the distance he saw a man hopping in the centre of the road.

He pulled up and noticed the man was naked with his arms and legs tied together with rope.

" What's wrong mate? " asked mattribute

" Some hitchhiker held me at gunpoint, tied me up and humped me up the backside then drove off with my car. "

" Hmmmm " said mattribute as he unzipped his fly " I guess this ain't your lucky day ".

Please stop it. My eyes MY EYES!

*Weeples*

A man was lying on his deathbed, his wife there to comfort him during his last moments. Being Religious man and a strong believer in confession he began to say something that he felt he needed to get off of his chest before passing from this present life. As he began to speak though, his wife told him not to speak, to save his strength but he would hear nothing of the sort for he knew the end was already near. So his faithful wife listened as he said in his rapidly fading voice, “honey, I love you so I feel like I should be the one to tell you this. I cheated on you with your sister, your sister's friend, and your sister's friend's sister.'' Now the man, having spent the last of his strength lay quietly as his wife looked at him with lovingly understanding eyes and said, ''I know...that's why I poisoned you.''

And what the hell is a 10 year old kid doing with a portfolio?

SHEEPY wrote:
> Rubbish

You could read it?