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"Amusingly named footballers/ other sportsmen"

There is probably a list of them somewhere and it would be better if nobody cheated, but the challenge i am setting the good citizens of the sports forum is to find amsusingly named footballers/sportsmen. They don't have to be particularly rude. Just have crazy names. Whilst alexey Gay and Milan Fukal havce raised a smile for every Champo player. we want some subtle ones too.

Bernt Haas has to be the best named footballer/sportsmen of all time. I challenge you too beat it.

There is probably a list of them somewhere and it would be better if nobody cheated, but the challenge i am setting the good citizens of the sports forum is to find amsusingly named footballers/sportsmen. They don't have to be particularly rude. Just have crazy names. Whilst alexey Gay and Milan Fukal havce raised a smile for every Champo player. we want some subtle ones too.

Bernt Haas has to be the best named footballer/sportsmen of all time. I challenge you too beat it.

I dunno - Julian D!cks (ex West Ham)

Well, I can think of three in football: Quim, Daniel Gay and Argelico F**ks. Otherwise, in cricket there's Ryan Sidebottom.

I'm quite amazed- I can only think of four sportsmen with weird names. There is a (now retired) German footballer who has the same name as me, but that's not at all interesting.

personally i think Der Nazi would be a hilarious name for a german Footballer! lol

Twan de C*ck
Scwanke (can't remember his first name)
Higginbottom

Der Nazi wrote:
> There is a (now retired) German footballer who has the same
> name as me, but that's not at all interesting.

I can't remember any German footballers named Matt Brand.

i'm sure if he wanted to make that point he would have put his name to it himself.

Michelle Wie - Golf
Danny Shittu - QPR I think

Can only think of two, Dean Windass and Robbie Hooker.

Catfish Hunter
Coco Crisp
Pokey Reese

All baseball players


There's a basketball player called Lafayette Lever but people shorten it down to Fat Lever as well