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I was wondering about a few things, game ideas are pretty much the same these days, i'm sad, and have thought of an idea for one.
You start the game by selecting to be a boy or girl, being bi-sexual would be asking for a court case, your life off doing a paper round, and when you deliver your first paper to a haunted house on top of a haunted hill, you get sucked through the postbox into a tardis, you can never escape from this place (you find that information out at the end of the game) you set out completing missions helping other paper boys, girls, postmen and next door neighbours which just happened to be dropping off notes to the house. These people have been stuck down there since the house started getting their morning papers delivered, There is no great ending because you can't escape! and he won't age because it's a third world kinda thing, so you and all your newly made friends are trapped for an eternity of roaming around. What a waste of time.
You start the game by selecting to be a boy or girl, being bi-sexual would be asking for a court case, your life off doing a paper round, and when you deliver your first paper to a haunted house on top of a haunted hill, you get sucked through the postbox into a tardis, you can never escape from this place (you find that information out at the end of the game) you set out completing missions helping other paper boys, girls, postmen and next door neighbours which just happened to be dropping off notes to the house. These people have been stuck down there since the house started getting their morning papers delivered, There is no great ending because you can't escape! and he won't age because it's a third world kinda thing, so you and all your newly made friends are trapped for an eternity of roaming around. What a waste of time.
sorry mr picky! I meant a 3rd dimension or something, a parallel universe, a Tardis would not take you to South Africa!
People still age in the third world!!!
Train simulator? they probably said it was a bad idea so they could steal it for themselves?
Volume 2.
Number 3 to follow shortly.
Must invent new curse words...or learn Russian.
Number 3 to follow shortly.
Must invent new curse words...or learn Russian.
Goatboy wrote:
> I'll drive a train up their tunnel
Is this a quote from "Goatboy's Big Book of Sexual Innuendo's: Volume One" ?
(And I thought 'innuendo' was a brand of Italian suppository...)
> I'll drive a train up their tunnel
Is this a quote from "Goatboy's Big Book of Sexual Innuendo's: Volume One" ?
(And I thought 'innuendo' was a brand of Italian suppository...)
Still better than Train Simulator.
Tony, if anyone buys this thing, give me their address and I'll drive a train up their tunnel
Tony, if anyone buys this thing, give me their address and I'll drive a train up their tunnel
:)
I was wondering about a few things, game ideas are pretty much the same these days, i'm sad, and have thought of an idea for one.
You start the game by selecting to be a boy or girl, being bi-sexual would be asking for a court case, your life off doing a paper round, and when you deliver your first paper to a haunted house on top of a haunted hill, you get sucked through the postbox into a tardis, you can never escape from this place (you find that information out at the end of the game) you set out completing missions helping other paper boys, girls, postmen and next door neighbours which just happened to be dropping off notes to the house. These people have been stuck down there since the house started getting their morning papers delivered, There is no great ending because you can't escape! and he won't age because it's a third world kinda thing, so you and all your newly made friends are trapped for an eternity of roaming around. What a waste of time.
You start the game by selecting to be a boy or girl, being bi-sexual would be asking for a court case, your life off doing a paper round, and when you deliver your first paper to a haunted house on top of a haunted hill, you get sucked through the postbox into a tardis, you can never escape from this place (you find that information out at the end of the game) you set out completing missions helping other paper boys, girls, postmen and next door neighbours which just happened to be dropping off notes to the house. These people have been stuck down there since the house started getting their morning papers delivered, There is no great ending because you can't escape! and he won't age because it's a third world kinda thing, so you and all your newly made friends are trapped for an eternity of roaming around. What a waste of time.