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"I had another foot chase…but this was a proper one"

Just as the title says really.
I was walking down one of the main streets of the city with my sergeant and the way back to the nick when I saw a bloke lying on the floor with his head in a doorway.

Me: Are you ok, fella?

*Fella looks at Pc Bloke*

*Fella legs it*

Myself and my sarge follow. After a little while through a crowded street I grab his right arm and my sergeant grabs his left. The fella then decides if he can’t run, he’ll fight. He kicks off a little flailing his arms and legs about. My sergeant calls for another mobile to make its way to us over the radio. I put his right arm up his back and knee him in the back of his right knee. His legs give way and he goes down. I put his right arm in the small of his back and put one cuff on. My sergeant brings his other hand over and that one is cuffed too. The fella then wets himself. Call off other mobiles attending.

We look up to see a lot of Japanese tourists taking pictures.

End.

Then making it with a dozen chicks. Then arresting them all for being hookers.

I have a vision in my head of EB with a comedy porn film tasche and mullet, chasing some perp down alleyways with 1970s starsky and hutch chase music pumping out, before finally jumping off a balcony, landing on said perp in an A-team stylee and falling into a conveniently placed stack of empty cardboard boxes.

Ha ha, the best part of the story is undoubtedly the poor bloke wetting himself. He probably though he would be serving time.

I read 'Filth' by Irvine Welsh on holiday

So what happened to him?

Well to start with I was just checking he was ok, but if you look at a cop and then leg it I think it's ok to assume he's done something wrong. That's why we chased him. We cuffed him because he kicked off and it turned out it was all over a little cannabis.

So... what did he actually do wrong?

If i was you Blokey i'd be waiting for a lawsuit in the post now for police brutality. There has to be some do gooder around that saw that and think *Ooooh my look at that poor fellow getting manhandled by those heavy handed rozzers, i must stick my nose in where it isn't wanted* Anywho well done, one more waste of space loser of society to worry about. Although it does hurt my drug business, that was my best customer :-D

Speaking of which was watching one of those police shows yesterday and they had a drunk mouthing off after getting cuffed. He kept trying to go for the camera guy and after 2 attempts to get him to stand still the third time the guy moved towards the camera guy the copper just grabbed him and flung him so the back of his head smashed against the squad car's door. Rodney King eat your heart out :-D

ha ha ha!

I think it sounds interesting

The more I read of our coppas post, the happier I am that I just waste away building PCs and watching tele.