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"New and Improved"

Is how I felt as I returned sunburnt to a crisp from that gorgeous town - Newquay, earlier this week.

Beast of a time I had spending 3 nights in a tent. We got rained on two of those nights, and woke soggy and minging to gloriously huge pig sandwiches doused in tomato sauce and black pepper, obscenely strong coffee was quaffed in the futile pursuit of sobriety, before indulging in various great sun-soaked activities. Yes the weather was like a sine wave, yes I got soaked then cooked to perfection, and yes it was a top bolloxx short break. I'd be there now, if it wasn't for you meddling kids.

I haven't a bad word to say about britains surf capital. No I didn't get laid, but I was having so much fun drunk off my ass that I forgot to care (almost).

It brought up many important questions, such as what the hell am I doing living in the rainy minging north of england, working for £5.50 an hour, £4.60 an hour in my other job, when I oughtta be out there earning some decent moola, quaffing vodka doused with red bull, eating kangaroo fillet steaks (which taste remarkably like beef by the way) and resting my amazing brain on some young girls sun glazed bosoms? Going away has that effect I suppose.

I returned to the news that I had failed a crucial module at uni, meaning I graduate with a measly 'pass' degree, as opposed to a respectable honours degree. After a conversation with my year tutor, it's plain that I'll have to settle for that result. Yes it gutted me, but now it's time to join the REAL working world. And I'm surprisingly optimistic, which I hadn't expected to be. It's time to make my degree work for me.

Anyhoo, not been on here for a while, decided I was spending way too much time in this place, and while a lot of you people are seemingly inbred, a good deal of you are decent folk, so I thought I'd bore you with a few paragraphs detailing the past week or so of my life.

I quit one of my jobs this week, working like a blue assed fly trying to find employment in the IT industry. I can taste success, and anyone who has an internal monologue waffling about 'Borat you're doomed to clean bins for a living' can go take a long one off a short one.

Hey, this is life at its best folks. I've got the remainder of a 5 litre keg of the good stuff and I'm feeling pretty darn good. And that's all I have to say about it really. Life is just a ride ...

ßora† §agdiyeV wrote:
> Cyclone wrote:
> Oh jesus, DO YOU HAVE EYES?
>
> are you suggesting it is less than picturesque?
>
> well good sir, may the top stair in your house be termite infested.

Less than picturesque? It's a dump. Pure and simple. It's a vile festering mollusc of fickle teenage culture and concrete.

Far nicer places to go in Cornwall.

Oh and yes, I'm going on Saturday.

arrr!

BS it back

*dances*

*faps*

Buenos Noches :)

Buenas Nochas! (sp?)

YOUR BACK!

*tagline*

Cyclone wrote:
> Oh jesus, DO YOU HAVE EYES?

are you suggesting it is less than picturesque?

well good sir, may the top stair in your house be termite infested.

ßora† §agdiyeV wrote:
> Is how I felt as I returned sunburnt to a crisp from that gorgeous
> town - Newquay, earlier this week.
>

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

Oh jesus, DO YOU HAVE EYES?

Aoe wrote:
> Maybe you saw him?

chinese guy with a moustache?

~Darling~ wrote:
> Hey myst
>
> *winks*
******
*licks her lips*

You can decide whos and which

'lo the rat