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Thu 15/07/04 at 20:53
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"QPR 1974"
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Bovine Harvester

Lakes of black and white and green
But at the end of the field stood a colossal machine
With cogs, and cables and teeth like a snake
The cattle were oblivious to what was at steak

Just standing and staring at each other, repeat
These pieces of livestock or pets or meat.
We rounded one up and walked it through, wince
He walked out again, half cow, half mince

Like sheep, others followed into this machine
Some rolled out beefsteak, some still pristine
A couple more through, but soon came disaster
As pieces of metal flew into the master

The cattle combine, not like the harvester
And start to feed from the back of the master
The bovine take over and try to overrule
But the machine destructs and wipes out us all.
Mon 19/07/04 at 23:36
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"tokyo police club"
Posts: 12,540
I was h**ting myself, for lack pof poetry.
Mon 19/07/04 at 23:27
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"Dr. Chad Niga"
Posts: 4,550
That was a bit h**ing harsh.
Mon 19/07/04 at 23:01
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"tokyo police club"
Posts: 12,540
Azul wrote:
> "The cattle were oblivious to what was at steak"

This is one of the best lines on poetry I have ever read.

But I don't read much poetry.

H** off.
Fri 16/07/04 at 17:48
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Posts: 8,220
:^D
Fri 16/07/04 at 13:17
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"bei-jing-jing-jing"
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Heh, that was great.
Thu 15/07/04 at 22:50
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"Led Zeppelin"
Posts: 3,214
nice poem
Thu 15/07/04 at 22:26
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"Which one's pink?"
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"The cattle were oblivious to what was at steak"

I concur. A stroke of pure brilliance indeed.
Thu 15/07/04 at 22:19
"period drama"
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The cattle were oblivious to what was at steak
Genius.

Marry me, hat.
Thu 15/07/04 at 22:11
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"Dr. Chad Niga"
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Hahaha, Jimhat, you crack me up.
Thu 15/07/04 at 20:53
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"QPR 1974"
Posts: 2,539
Bovine Harvester

Lakes of black and white and green
But at the end of the field stood a colossal machine
With cogs, and cables and teeth like a snake
The cattle were oblivious to what was at steak

Just standing and staring at each other, repeat
These pieces of livestock or pets or meat.
We rounded one up and walked it through, wince
He walked out again, half cow, half mince

Like sheep, others followed into this machine
Some rolled out beefsteak, some still pristine
A couple more through, but soon came disaster
As pieces of metal flew into the master

The cattle combine, not like the harvester
And start to feed from the back of the master
The bovine take over and try to overrule
But the machine destructs and wipes out us all.

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